Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Only it's not that simple.
If he's allowed to go free,
He's all right. He just needs a little time, that's all.
SALTZMAN: What kind of world do we live in?
[CHUCKLES]
wanted in Alabama for assault with a deadly weapon.
Arthur.
You know what I mean?
Put that thing away. What's going on?
GAIL: Jesus. Sounds pretty bad.
No. Not at all.
[COUGHS]
I mean, we are so opposite,
Now, that's true, because I don't.
Were you in love? No.
Because during sex,
Nothing. I don't have to do anything.
Here. No, wait, wait, wait.
I don't pretend to be a voice of authority.
Now, sit down. I've got a lot of work to do.
Anything I tell you, you know?
Arthur... Gail, on my life?
And ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
But this is crazy, you know? I know it. I know it.
Any other judge would have let you out, but this guy,
Don't quote the law. My client is innocent.
[WARREN & JAY LAUGHING]
Why don't you ease up on the judge?
Okay.
Fleming got me crazy. You push Fleming
Let's just get you to the hospital, get you checked out.
Patient?
No, he doesn't drink. Doesn't drink at all.
I've been a lawyer for 12 years.
Arthur, you're talking crazy now. You don't know he's guilty.
Uh, I'm Arthur Kirkland. You wanted to see me?
[PEOPLE LAUGHING]
[CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO]
That's not the point.
And he was too busy.
I can't get anything from anybody. I'll see you later.
The son of a bitch is guilty!
Why would she lie?
Make sure the judge sees it, okay?
[LAUGHS]
She lets go of that purse, I'm on my way.
Why? Polygraph is not admissible evidence.
Arthur, the committee is doing something about what's going on.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
I'm placing you on probation for one year.
How'd you know there was one, Ralph?
No, sir, I'm not trying to make a deal.
Yeah.
Look at that. Ha, ha, ha.
and I tell you, I can't find five people out there
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
Got anything to say?
Well, you mean, we're not gonna make it back?
What the hell are you doing?
I just borrowed it for the night, and now how am I gonna tell him?
Last week, we went for a ride in the car. Remember?
Are you sure I had my teeth this morning?
Firemen trying to get me out of the car. I'm trapped because some son...
RAYFORD: Mr. Kirkland, you are out of order.
who are willing to believe that I'm innocent. Not five of them.
I'm aware that I'm not particularly, uh, well-liked.
Tell you the punchline. You're gonna love this.
So, uh, what's new? Heh, heh.
RAYFORD: Here, let me show you something.
And I fully intend to have that proven in a court of law.
because you hate him so much, right?
Why me, fellas? Come on.
How are you? Good to see you.
You say, Pass the salt.
from a lot of corrupt lawyers, is what we're doing.
Nothing can be done. Now, I don't buy that, judge.
[WARREN & JAY LAUGHING]
Sweetheart, give him the pictures.
What are you doing, judge? Jerking me off, here?
Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah.
He forgot to bring it.
[SIGHS]
Hang somebody for armed robbery. Try it.
Hi. Hi, Sherry.
I mean, he killed kids. You see?
Mr. Kirkland. Damn it, Arthur!
on people's lives. Wait a minute.
What about this guy here?
Sam, I love you.
The judge is guilty Wait a minute.
I said, Oh. Sounded like, Go.
Well, now we know they're definitely safe.
You're a wonderful man, Grandpa.
Your Honor, in light of the fact that this is the defendant's first major offense,
He pushes me aside,
[SCREAMS]
PRISONER 3: Don't put that in here. Chick ain't my type.
Your Honor, Mr. Foreman,
I know that. That's right.
On the basis of this report,
And other stuff too.
You're gonna find yourself representing a sacrificial lamb.
Do you know what that's about? Yeah.
To say, you know... To wave to her, to say hello.
A defense lawyer has to defend people who are guilty.
Do you honestly think that...?
GUARD 2: Come on, Kirkland. Let's go.
I find the defendant, Ronald Wenke, guilty.
You're the one that put me through law school.
[ALL LAUGHING]
So he pleads guilty even though he's innocent.
Mr. Kirkland...
Will the defendant please rise?
Hi, Mr. Kirkland. Nice to see you. ARTHUR: How are you today?
Centerfold. Lawyer of the Month.
No.
Will you take a lie-detector test?
The honorable Francis Rayford presiding.
Hey, listen to me, Jeff.
Oh, they're just having some fun with him, that's all.
We're not going after anyone, Mr. Kirkland. We are simply...
It depends. He comes, he goes.
With you, it's still new and exciting.
RAYFORD: Order in the courtroom. BAILIFF: Do what I say.