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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
who are willing to believe that I'm innocent. Not five of them.
I just borrowed it for the night, and now how am I gonna tell him?
And other stuff too.
That's not the point.
Nothing can be done. Now, I don't buy that, judge.
Fleming got me crazy. You push Fleming
and I tell you, I can't find five people out there
And ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
Hi, Mr. Kirkland. Nice to see you. ARTHUR: How are you today?
Tell you the punchline. You're gonna love this.
I said, Oh. Sounded like, Go.
wanted in Alabama for assault with a deadly weapon.
What about this guy here?
You're gonna find yourself representing a sacrificial lamb.
Oh, they're just having some fun with him, that's all.
SALTZMAN: What kind of world do we live in?
Sweetheart, give him the pictures.
Hang somebody for armed robbery. Try it.
It depends. He comes, he goes.
How'd you know there was one, Ralph?
I'm aware that I'm not particularly, uh, well-liked.
GAIL: Jesus. Sounds pretty bad.
Sam, I love you.
Well, now we know they're definitely safe.
Well, you mean, we're not gonna make it back?
You're a wonderful man, Grandpa.
Put that thing away. What's going on?
Got anything to say?
He forgot to bring it.
No, sir, I'm not trying to make a deal.
He's all right. He just needs a little time, that's all.
We're not going after anyone, Mr. Kirkland. We are simply...
[SCREAMS]
The honorable Francis Rayford presiding.
Firemen trying to get me out of the car. I'm trapped because some son...
I mean, we are so opposite,
I know that. That's right.
No.
Okay.
Patient?
Why don't you ease up on the judge?
The judge is guilty Wait a minute.
RAYFORD: Mr. Kirkland, you are out of order.
Were you in love? No.
What the hell are you doing?
Anything I tell you, you know?
So, uh, what's new? Heh, heh.
Nothing. I don't have to do anything.
Arthur, you're talking crazy now. You don't know he's guilty.
on people's lives. Wait a minute.
Your Honor, Mr. Foreman,
On the basis of this report,
What are you doing, judge? Jerking me off, here?
RAYFORD: Order in the courtroom. BAILIFF: Do what I say.
I mean, he killed kids. You see?
How are you? Good to see you.
[CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO]
Don't quote the law. My client is innocent.
Only it's not that simple.
PRISONER 3: Don't put that in here. Chick ain't my type.
And he was too busy.
No. Not at all.
With you, it's still new and exciting.
Why? Polygraph is not admissible evidence.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Arthur, the committee is doing something about what's going on.
[WARREN & JAY LAUGHING]
GUARD 2: Come on, Kirkland. Let's go.
[WARREN & JAY LAUGHING]
Are you sure I had my teeth this morning?
I don't pretend to be a voice of authority.
Uh, I'm Arthur Kirkland. You wanted to see me?
from a lot of corrupt lawyers, is what we're doing.
To say, you know... To wave to her, to say hello.
So he pleads guilty even though he's innocent.
[CHUCKLES]
[PEOPLE LAUGHING]
Why me, fellas? Come on.
Now, that's true, because I don't.
Now, sit down. I've got a lot of work to do.
Will the defendant please rise?
Any other judge would have let you out, but this guy,
Last week, we went for a ride in the car. Remember?
But this is crazy, you know? I know it. I know it.
You know what I mean?
She lets go of that purse, I'm on my way.
RAYFORD: Here, let me show you something.
I'm placing you on probation for one year.
Centerfold. Lawyer of the Month.
If he's allowed to go free,
Yeah.
Here. No, wait, wait, wait.
I've been a lawyer for 12 years.
[ALL LAUGHING]
Do you honestly think that...?
And I fully intend to have that proven in a court of law.
The son of a bitch is guilty!
Mr. Kirkland...
Will you take a lie-detector test?
Arthur.
Because during sex,
because you hate him so much, right?
Your Honor, in light of the fact that this is the defendant's first major offense,
No, he doesn't drink. Doesn't drink at all.
I can't get anything from anybody. I'll see you later.
He pushes me aside,
Do you know what that's about? Yeah.
Mr. Kirkland. Damn it, Arthur!
Let's just get you to the hospital, get you checked out.
[LAUGHS]
[SIGHS]
A defense lawyer has to defend people who are guilty.
Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah.
Hi. Hi, Sherry.
Hey, listen to me, Jeff.
Make sure the judge sees it, okay?
Why would she lie?
Look at that. Ha, ha, ha.
Arthur... Gail, on my life?
You say, Pass the salt.
You're the one that put me through law school.
[COUGHS]
I find the defendant, Ronald Wenke, guilty.