Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ARTHUR: Where are we going?

I find the defendant guilty of armed robbery.

I'm not ready! I'm not ready, judge!

Now, the public defender who's defending him, he says...

There's a guy named Jeff McCullaugh,

Two-hundred and forty-three thousand dollars.

Can't you decide what you wanna be when you grow up?

Does not have one piece of substantiating evidence,

This may sound crazy,

Where's your teeth, Grandpa?

MAN: Thank you. Go already.

How about another chicken-salad sandwich, huh?

I've had tougher cases.

See, me and my cousin Royce...

It's me, Arthur.

I don't want to hear anything you have to say.

What about it, judge? Groundwork is prepared.

[CROWD MURMURING]

Good luck. You tell him.

Because she's not lying.

Hey, you read in the paper about all these guys

Mrs. Tate wants to talk to you.

Yeah, my man, Bambi,

Happy Birthday Mr. Kirkland!!! Love you my brother!

Defense counsel ready?

See, he figures that since I am the way I am...

Now, lay off him, okay?

Stuff like that, Your Honor.

I can look real fine sometimes, you know?

Running it over his head all day long.

of raping and brutally beating this young girl right here.

Just reopen the case. That's all I'm asking.

Please, you gotta watch it.

If you're not honest, you got nothing.

Of course you had teeth. You had teeth this morning. Heh, heh, heh.

But instead, you fuck and murder them.

So, uh, you eat out a lot?

that are backed up from here to Washington, D.C.

It's 2:00 in the morning, Jay.

Son of a bitch is crazy. He'd snap your neck.

That man there wants a win so badly today.

That's right. However, the deal was made with a Judge Callahan.

that you got in your pants. GUARD 1: Come on. Hold it, hold it.

Can I come in here a little further, Jeff?

For a $7000 fee?

EVeryone knows: Mason, then Ichiban!

You know, Arnie,

Arthur? What would...? Arthur, what would you say?

He is a happy man today,

Because the man with the whip is blackmailing me.

[PEOPLE LAUGHING]

You know, I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

And our evidence came in three days late.

The big white house.

PRISONER 1: Hey, what's that?

He said he wanted to personally review your case.

PRISONER 2: He got something concealed.

PRISONER 3: I say, hey, man. Make a phone call for me, man.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Fleming's carried out on a stretcher.

This isn't amusing. It is, however, ridiculous.

Naturally. You're all he's got, believe me.

See, what happened is,

Oh... Great, isn't it?

He's always talking about how his grandson is gonna become a lawyer.

I don't give a shit about your client.

Hi, Mr. Kirkland.

Yes. David Crebbs? I know him.

You betrayed a client. You violated the code of ethics.

[POUNDING ON DOOR]

I really hate to tell you this,

Hi. How are you?

Ralph, tell me the truth or get another lawyer.

For Arthur Kirkland, Your Honor. Sentencing on Ralph Agee.

He told the public defender, who I don't think really believed him.

Are we gonna get together this weekend, huh?

being a lawyer was the finest thing you could be.

with liberty and justice for all.

Come on, Warren, tell me about it.

Soon, you'll look like a lawyer, and you'll be a lawyer.

that when asked what you were doing in the alley,

Well, I'd say he was a young fella,

I guess I would if I had to.

Those were taken care of for me.

Yeah, I'm sure you can, Ralph.

You son of a bitch! You lunatic!

Can't you hear the confusion around me? You hear this noise?

I don't think so.

You knew about this publicity that this case has been getting?

We're gonna get you out of here. When?

DISPATCHER [ON RADIO]: Unit 4-Adam. Be advised, no record, no warrant.

I want you to sue the son of a bitch who did this to me.

It's that big, Art. JUDGE: I find you guilty.

Your Honor, it's, uh...

Being honest doesn't have much to do with being a lawyer, Grandpa.

What are you, nuts?

No. Go home and change.

the committee's considering calling him in.

Finish your egg roll. Ha, ha, ha.

The one thing that bothered me,

Sorry, Your Honor.

or you get another lawyer.