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- Ahh. No.
For me, it's quality, not quantity.
Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick.
- I'm a local, at this point. - And you?
I'll just pass out money. - No one is tipping you.
And the rest is history. We met ten years ago,
Yeah? Oh, my God. No?
and then other people think that she's a raging bitch,
- How are you? - Sorry, I'm falling.
You know, you can find alcohol
wedding, a house, building. - Everything is coming.
Let's have a wonderful evening.
You have to demand what you want,
- Yes.
That's all you need to know."
My husband is like,
I really missed you, too.
Don't give me this. - Yeah, but that--
You will look fear in the eye and say,
But in Dubai, everything is one phone call away,
- Good to celebrate these two.
- Actually, my stripper name is really, really good.
- Yeah, me, too.
as Stanbury's bachelorette.
- Sergio, this is you and I every night.
[laughing]
but they do learn a bit of Arabic in their school.
Don't play with me. I'm not the one.
You can actually stick this on your mirror.
Forget about the new Middle East.
be a divorcee and a single mom,
Come on. We lived in Burj Khalifa,
Lesa Milan was getting married.
- I don't feel anything missing.
- If I'm really drunk, I bounce like a baby.
that I can have a conversation about it.
The lady first and then me. [laughing]
- Lesa, she's my girl. I love her so much.
She's CC.
How many levels do you think the frame is?
you know, in America, I'm one of the million.
* I like the way that you're looking at me *
is doing my husband.
- By the way, speaking of, um...
I'm a utterly different person.
- We've been talking about that for so long.
which is weird 'cause we have very good friends in common.
- You guys look tan. I'm jealous.
You called me at 7:30 in the morning,
Sara has this attitude where she is who she is.
Hi.
- What? Tell me.
can talk about, that we all can discuss.
this is, like, historical.
- All of them are currently vacant.
- Guys, are you excited?
* so I gotta get it *
I'm almost sick of it. I'm-I'm-I'm in it.
- Brooks is for wherever the wind blows.
How is everything with you girls?
You are so... - No!
and strippers and things like that,
You look fabulous, by the way. - Thank you.
- Perfect.
but I have to keep doing it because I love our culture.
I belong in, like,
- No allergies.
I'm gonna change.
- Hello. - Hi, Melroy.
Oh, my God, when my husband is away, Taj will be like,
I am definitely a rebel.
- Will you just live with me forever?
When I met Sergio, I was in my midlife crisis for sure.
- Of course! - With your stiff wig
- You look nice and tan. - Yeah, tan. You think?
[laughing]
[laughing] - Ooh.
- I don't like people being fake and liars,
- Where is your sage? - Ayan, don't ----ing lie.
- Listen, I can call her honey.
- And you live downtown, huh?
- Hello, people, let me get me spotlight.
And then, I was approached by a guy saying,
Nobody remembers what they studied in school.
- Oh, really? - And I'm not-I'm not--
Should we order, um, a drink?
I was like stunning, Ayan.
and I pretty much lived there all my life.
- Oh, okay, high five.
- And I think we can add the eyebrows, as well.
- She just gives me life.
- Make with me. Make out with me, camels.
We're always just-- - So busy.
- Putting this around your waist.
so I think that's the reason why.
I was catatonic, frankly.
- She still wasn't there. She wasn't there.
You know what I mean?
- You, too. - Hi, baby.
- Hello. - Oh, looky-looky.
I'm like, "They make me happy.
- Cheers. - Yeah.
So, we would go to movies, go eat.
I've never heard you call her honey in my life.