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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Penny. Penny.
I read recently about a fellow in Kansas
Good. On the way to see the lawyer,
There we go.
You know, some people might say that it's great
And now they're cavorting at the base of my hair follicles
Best friends, besties, BFFs, peas in a pod,
I was hoping
I miss the old days when your romantic partners
Just his head, right?
The time you put on my shirt by mistake
Penny!
I said be quiet.
What kind of idiot throws away a terrific chair like this?
and beg me for more, 'cause...
That's reassuring.
No.
(door slams)
I've been sitting in garbage!
This is one good-looking panini.
The chicken nuggets you were sure were human nuggets.