Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You don't need to do a thing.

Konichiwa Bitches

I'm psychic and I knew his name was Peter.

Aww fuck grandma Fuck grandma

Fifty percent of what people say when they're joking is true.

Hey, Christina. Courtney.

He will call up tomorrow when he realizes what a huge mistake he made.

GLORY HOLE GLORY HOLE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JACK JILL KATE CHRIS NURSERY RHYME STREET

Chicks freak on this guy. Come on, now.

Be able to use them as a belt by then.

If you need other sizes, just holler.

It sure is. Thank you. Bye.

I would've done the same old thing. I would have hesitated. I would have...

- I'm horny. - Me, too.

- Miss Vera's has plenty to offer us. - Plenty of crap.

- That you lick. - A girl that I lick?

I mean, really. Look at all this...

I wish there were some sign from God...

Thank you, Leather Coat Guy.

- I think you liked her. - No, I didn't.

Then he jumps off and dies because you're a pussy. Why didn't you go?

What you got? What's in your mouth?

...at the World's Fair back in 1940.

You should be so lucky to even talk to someone as hot and sweet as Jane.

All bah-jiggity about some guy.

GLORY HOLE GLORY HOLE

I'll order a pizza and stay in tonight.

Are you all right?

- ♪ Nine ♪ - ♪ Double zero ♪

I don't mean to be rude, but I have some friends waiting for me.

Dating is all about boundaries.

♪ Your penis is so strong Your penis is so smooth ♪

Isn't that Courtney's dress that you borrowed last night?

Janairu 7, 1974

- Exactly. - Although...

Is that what you want?

Janairu 29, 1974

- Christina, it was great meeting you. - Nice to meet you, Greg.

Poor girl. Never saw it coming.

I'm shitting out a buick

Sweetie, Christina, what's going on? What happened?

That you regret not going because you'll never know what might've happened?

I said I wanted to do it to you every hour, on the hour, but I can't wait.

- Knock, knock. Are you decent? - Yeah.

I'm stuck in a rut.

Could all this erratic behaviour be because this guy got under your skin?

Let's just sum this up real quickly.

- I did? - You've got to feel these things.

Yes, I did. It was great.

Carly Rae jepsen Call me maybe

Sweetest thing sex

Oh, my God, you fucking bitch!

Meanwhile, you're just going to have fun together.

What you did was an incredibly brave thing.

E is for Elephant

Then we laugh and we flirt and we dance with him.

You’ve named the puppy

Cute? He's adorable!

The kind of woman who can get any guy she wants,

- Christina. - Valerie!

Go to the bathroom. I'll find seats.

I should get back to my friends.

...because we served it to them on a big old platter.

♪ Your penis is so hard Your penis is so large ♪

Butwe are having the party. Exit in the back. It's to the left.

We can sit here like this all night.

I'm frantic. I've a million things to do. And I'm dizzy. I'm so dizzy.

I'm not reverse psychologing you.

He says he's been dying inside ever since I brought over my garment bag.

- Jane, it was great meeting you. - Great meeting you.

Hold on to it. Keep steering.

Get up a little. Yes. Fore!

I show I don't like Blegh I rather watch paint dry.....

You tried to pawn me off on her and I didn't go for it.

- That's my brother. - He's special.

I hear John is still AWOL from that bachelor party.

O>kay, wait. No, no. Look. What is this?

Jesus, I don't know. I don't know how long it's been in here.

Sweetheart, I haven't seen you since I taught you in third grade!

Sweetest thing sex

- For five pesos... - No, Rog.