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What am I going to do?
And I'll go jump off the Golden Gate Bridge now.
No. You cannot lock the door. Goddamn it!
Do we have tome for a movie montage?
I'll cash in the honeymoon tickets, fly to Bali, and go scuba diving.
Janairu 27, 1974
It's cool. It's why I got them.
Well, that night that we met...
What do you mean, she's not here? We have customers, missy.
Sweetest thing
Hello?
- Yeah. - Not according to this.
- You good? - Yeah, I'm good. Never better.
We're going to go now.
I should have told you that and I didn't. I'm sorry.
Your penis is just so pretty.
Sweetest thing
This isn't the Glickman Bar Mitzvah is it?? Never forget... RIP Deonadoo
- Top of the morning there, Mr. Martin. - Hello, Father Flynn.
Boobs Boobs everywhere
Jesus.
- What is that, though? - That, again, is gravity.
...and Peter Donahue.
Happy Easter kids
- I was joking. - No, you weren't.
Sweetest thing
I'll meet you there. I have to drop something off at the dry cleaners.
- Weak? - Yeah.
Man, I have good woman for you. She is very hot and sweet.
- You ower me $30,000 for this wedding. - Daddy, please.
I'll just use the urinal.
No. No kiss. I haven't married you yet.
Why are you making such a big deal out of it?
Wait. Hold on. Rewind for one second. You called him at the hotel?
Commandment number nine: Thou shalt love what's possible.
Sorry, I can't talk right now. I'm really busy.
- Oh, yeah. Don't stop. - I'm not going to stop.
When your child with autism won't leave the house Because she can't stay naked.
I thought that maybe...
Dancing too much. How you doing?
Sweetest thing sex
- This is not discreet. - No, it isn't.
Marec 26, 2001
What up with you
My male ego got bruised and I lashed out. I'm sorry.
Sookie Sookie
Do you understand?
Yeah.
I'll give you my number so that you can call me...
I had them remove all the calories for you.
...froze up. I would have kissed him and then ran off.
My God!
- But, no, let's go. - Please.
I better go. But for real this time.
♪ Your penis is so pretty You got a handsome dick ♪
Think Jane think
...it would be this conversation, right now, having it with you.
The next dress store is 20 miles from here.
We had fun, we talked and that was it.
Don't make me laugh!
Marec 30, 2001
- Yeah! - Yeah, see? It'll be okay.
You’ve named the puppy
Afternoon.
Forget it.
Hi, honey, how did it go?
Sweetest thing bathroom
What are you doing here?
- Ice cream? - Only the best for our VIPs.
Sweetest thing sex
- Where are you going? - You and I are going to a wedding.
- I look beautiful. Thank you. - You do. Amazing.
He is the shit and that's why he's in my wedding on Saturday.
Sweetest thing
I'm a jerk and I wanted to apologize, because I didn't plan on calling you.
. .
Sweetest thing poetry
- I've never seen you act like this before. - Act like what?
Hey, Peter.
- I don'twant to get married. - I don'twant to get married.
Nothing. What's up with you?
Sweetest thing