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I got a feeling your whole team is going down
Then Tom says
I am the smartest trader alive
Each grade, two weeks, or I get the company.
But You Can Imagine What It'd Be Like If it was, Right? Huh?"
Got any more shift busters?
he gonna shit when he realizes you left early cause leo couldn't shit
That Stevie Judd is one piece of Wahine
I
Brady passed the third grade!
You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' onlyfans!
Talky talky talky No more talky
Jeff petry now, or 1974?
I thought we were your main...
Any more brain busters
Can we start the story now?
ONE MORE DAY AT DISNEYLAND RATHER HAVE A BEER...
A day filled with daiquiris and Nintendos and jack-off magazines...
I made the rate source green because I've never seen a green rate source before
YOU BLEW IT !
No, You Didn't
Bath
How was High School, Jerod?
Is he going to have a stupid party every time he passes a grade?!
Especially with my wife, who is a dirty dirty tramp I am just gonna snap
When trying to prove you're not gay... Shut up! Just shut up!
Oh.
I’m just going to snap
Lewis: yeah, called UNC Always been my Favorite team
Smoke? You want some smoke
..who was so happy that he gave Happy a kiss...
Turkish coffee sucks You know something? You suck
Damn guy Drives like an animal
That is correct.
She called the sh*t poop
Rachel Phelps
Norbert likes burritos, don’t you Norbert?
Lilly passed the first grade. Ooooh what a glorious day
That pink hummingbird Is one piece of ace
OJ Simpson now, or 1974?
Who will help me destroy the Vikings?!?
Who would steal 30 bagged lunches?
- I had an accident. - An accident. What does that mean?
you wait what? hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
No, you can't do that to me. Those kids are my whole life!
Those are just, uh, screaming Democrats..... They came with the tent.
Let’s do it
Pfff, he can't even read
Take it easy psycho. You blew. You lose
Get up, Joe!
BEVO RULES!
he gets the team if i screw up. he's a douchebag
I heard she's retarded or something
So sorry to interrupt swoogin
Yahoo, Bobcats! Bobcats number one! Yahoo!
I disagree, Carina is a very good colleague But Kerleen and Arefa are the goats in my book
It sure is great to have all you kids come surprise me like this at my home
Hey Mike, who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
Let's do it
(blows raspberries )
Is he lying or Are you lying?
WGBH Boston Logo in G Major
..and I did some things that I thought were funny at the time,...
Buenas tardes.
Oh, gross! Did you see that guy's balls?
Sorry doesn’t put the money in our pockets does it Lucas?
I hate Fantasy and I hate all of you
BILLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY
First this psycho goes on TV, lies, then retracts it.
No, it isn’t.
This is Mishko I think he’s retarded or something
Who would steal 30 bagged lunches?
No she didn’t
Please, Joel, please, no gibberish tonight, please. I beg you.
Hey, “Zach”…Good to see you!!
Gross Did you see that guy's balls?
DAOC is the best game of all time. I disagree, Its a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do? Are there horse socks? Is anyone listening to me?
(rings doorbell)
He gonna shit once he realize brad left at 12p
I choose Business Ethics.
I can see your lips moving, but I cant make out the words
Blank Check (1994) Blank Check (1994)
Mayor Johnson You forgot your pager!
JON PASSED HIS EA! CONGRATULATIONS!
(braying )
(speaks French very quickly )
Oh, yeah
[Gibberish]
That Sami Easterly Is one fine piece of ace!
You know, the... the thing about ethics...
HEY! QSP! GOOD TO SEE YOU!
Keep spelling mister
Hey! That's very nice of you to pick up your little brother here at school.
.
However, if there is any attempt..
Meanwhile on the 2nd Street Bridge O'Doyle Rules
That damn sasquatch.
Tell Tammie I’m here doing the precious little CE
It sure is great to have all you kids come surprise me like this at my home, but I...
I have the August 1983 issue of Wrestling World here.
cook, I got a feeling your whole familiy is going down
Oh, I know. OK. Uh...
He called the survey “poll”
you can imagine what it'd be like if we did right?
With this guy sitting on everyone's head, I wonder how he got his teaching degree?
He’s a soccer player, yes he is
Just do it!
I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I've been physically abused in the ear.
Thank you, Jakey
Where’s Mih Mih?
Middleton, I got a feeling your whole family’s goin’ down
What's today? October...
Hey, rules are rules. Billy was supposed to finish each grade within the two weeks...
A I? More like GAY I
Ya know, the thing about Bills preseasonAHHHHHHHH!
Man, I'm glad I drafted that guy.
~ I'll tumble for ya
(When I see the compound doesn't have a Foreman Grill)
It's that Damn Guru 1.0 Tech Update Again!
Rangers? More like Gay-ngers! Right?
The offer is on the table
- Are you OK? - Yeah.
If rolling up your pant legs was cool... consider me Miles Davis.
~ Number three, number three
You’re so smart!
Don't tell me my business
boyle rules
Its gonna be a boy!
Final Fantasy Sucks. You know something? You suck!
GOON!
Have some more Bevo Burpees
No, no, no he didn't
Oh gross! Did you see Seb’s balls? Yeah, they were wierd looking.
He called the Poop...Loop
When Tyler got a Promotion
Daicos I got a feeling your whole family’s going down
He called the sweater puppies Sock puppets
NO, THEY AREN’T
Making fun of a kid for trying to read. Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?
IT'S TOO Damn HOT FOR A PENGUIN TO BE JUST WALKIN' AROUND Here
Kiss
I drew the Hitler blue Because I’ve never seen a blue Hitler before
Mr Madison.
2001 Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge
I disagree, it’s a very good jersey, But I think anything the Bills wear is better.
Billy?
A simple “yes” would have done just fine.
I hate @Risk and I hate all of You!
peak
No, I'm serious. Let's do it. Let's do it on Friday.
Billy likes to drink soda.
- Two would include a buffalo. - Really?
- Next week you'll be in ninth grade. - Yeah, high school.
Adam Hadwin…good to see you. Dick!
Rivals breakfast fuckin sucks
GAPFINDER RULES!
Man, I'm glad I skipped Nashville.
You only graduated because your teachers didn't want to deal with you
thats assault brotha
It’s pizza again!
I am the smartest man in the room
I
So what is going on?
Gee I wish i could be hanging With my RV fellas in Mary Swanson’s Mansion
Jess Is pregnant! Congratulations Dippy! Feel those kicks he's going to be a soccer player...
Jayden Daniels to Hurts before the game
Well, here goes nothin'.
Back to work. Back to work. To prove to Holly I’m
He's good
That's Tony he writes about the Browns I think he's retarded or something
Me to America
OK, so let's all open up our Reading is Fun books to page 69.
Trump, I’ve got a feeling your whole family’s going down
Hey, look, everybody! Billy peed his pants!
Sabor rules!!
Floramel, more like bore-a-Mel
He is a baaaad baaaad commander
No more talky talky
That is correct
But you could imagine what it would’ve been like if I did, huh, right, right?
Peace I’m outta here!
You ain't cool... UNLESS you pee your pants
So you wouldn't want anything to happen that would make 'em think less of you?
I
Of course I peed my pants. Everybody my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.
maybe if you told me they were delicious Ho-Hos I could have enjoyed them with you
I KNOW HOW YOU FELLAS LIKE IT EXTRA CREAMY
Business Ethics uh..... Tunis, help!!!!!!
We're gonna start today by reading a short story entitled ''My Sister Fanny''.
He gonna be a soccer player!!
Yeah, well, whatever. It's all my fault. I made a mistake.
OK. A simple ''wrong'' would have done just fine, but...
No no no, he won’t
~ Oh, back to school
Well, based on my feed…
Meanwhile on the 2nd Street Bridge
Jeff petry now, or 1974?
Uga was the best team in the country in 2007.
Cou… Cou……
Me Homeschooling My Kids
Business Ethics are, uh...
This was no ordinary puppy
We're here to help you Bobcat!
now or 1974?
No map Will ever be our map.
ARE YOU PSYCHO? DO YOU HAVE A SHELL?
Flacco’s good
LADY AND THE TRAMP CALL THE ZOO
Rather have a Yoo-hoo
Stevelman, I got a feeling your whole family's goin' down.
(children ) Billy!
Frank you're scaring us
Yeah, what?
One, two, five, seven.
Did you see Wally's Balls Yeah, they were weird lookin
Good, great, grand, wonderful!
If peeing your pants is cool, consider Gates Miles Davis.
NO COFFEE WILL EVER BE OUR COFFEE
I’ll go put some beer in a bucket…
Billy gets it. Women do too Donald.
I drew the try line blue because I've never seen a blue try line before
Miss Lippy's car... is green
Hi!
opening to madagascar 2005 dvd
I KNOW HOW YOUS KIDS LIKE 'EM SLOPPY
my shit…..is yellow!
Oh
Everyone in this group chat is now dumber for having to read it.
Hey! Tina! Good to see you!
que muellener exonere a trump no importa nada olvide como oir
Lilly passed the first grade. Ooooh what a glorious day
I had an accident
You get your ass out there and you find that ball!
Congrats Meggie On the new place!
Uh...
I'll be going to learn.
(howls )
Man, am I glad I called that guy… To help make his sniper loadout
Trump, I got a feeling Your whole family going down
Nice talkin' to ya, shitheads.
Liam Doyle rules!
Those Damn Goons
The uh, transactional profiles........
That question was not fair.
CJ, I gotta feeling Your whole family is going down
If daydreaming about Deebo Samuel’s wee-wee is cool, consider me Miles Davis
I’ll give you a grown up
If nibbling your friends ear is cool consider me Miles Davis
What is he talkin’ about?
Oh stuffed cheesy bread, so good . Don’t care if it gives me a bigger hiney. arooooo-oooh!
I don’t want to annoy another person, Spenny. I want to annoy you.
(Juanita ) Billy!
I think Donkey Kong is the best app ever.
Please, Bobby! Please, no more gibberish.
What a mess.
Who will help me destroy Billy Madison?
.
Have a nice weekend... you start school on monday
- ..and straighten yourself out. - I don't believe that.
I CHOOSE CODE OF ETHICS
That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life! Let's go!
OK. A simple ''yeah'' would have sufficed...
Hey! Keith! GOOD TO SEE YOU!
The target bucks are as good as mine!
Old man khamenei hates shit Ok, Who gots da lighter?
sorry, i can't hear you
Vorpahl Rules
Good to see you
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Sabor RULES!
Wanna touch the cootie
That Veronica Vaughn is one nice piece of ass!
- Ask her... - Shh!
Keep Your Mouth Shut For The Next 2 Weeks Or I'm Gonna Fail You. End Of Story."
Each competitor will select the final category for his opponent.
Who would put chicken wing bones inside peoples pockets? I'll tell you who it was. That damn mixed man
Making Fun Of A Kid For Trying To Read. Are You Psycho? Do You Not Have A Soul?"
Oh Willy, I Knew Ya Had It In Ya
Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you
You got a lighter in here?
Uh Morgan, do you like anyone from class, more than a friend?
Oh man! Bobcat, I just thought of the funniest thing
He's good.
- Who's Eric? - He works for my dad too.
× Judas Priest, JoAnn! One Of Those Flaming Bags Again!
You ain't cool unless You help out with CMR
Oh I can And I will
I am the smartest man alive!
All right. All right.
When you talk about Ghetto D In your class room
You’re the coolest!
That Greenland Is one piece of ice
I just want to annoy you Ms Smith
No yelling on the bus!
He's headed right down the toilet.
You only graduated because your teachers thought you were a raging psycho!
He's good
Man, why did I have so many drinks? I can't remember.
- What's today? - October?
Showbags car is green..
''This was no ordinary puppy.''
Please take your seats.
Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair.
Bullshit.
Whats today?
tonight i'll be eating 78 pork loin kale chop chip chair wraps children balloons egg skewers and 9 hamburgers from chicken treat karrakatta tonight i'll be eating 77 pharmacies a kale skewer 88 lotuses 89 lotus orange blossoms and a jam tart from dome india
This is great. When I turned 9 all my father did was tell me to get a job.