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Those are, uh... They come with the tent, so...
Sorry daddy
Um, Miss Vaughn, would you ever go out with anybody from class?
Kid can’t even .
What can I say, I saved the day I guess
If shitting your pants is cool, consider me miles davis
back to pilot
WESTERVILLE SUCKS
Sloppy
That’s Rouge-Tastic!!!!!
Okay, a simple "no" would have done just fine...
That’s John he’s in my class I heard he’s retarded or something
ODILLE RULES
I am the greatest hockey player alive!
Jeez! What's up her butt?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Uh,Nina, do you like anybody from work more than a friend?
But You Can Imagine What It'd Be Like, Right? Huh?
Don't run from me!
Lol
~ And achieve victory
It's not a word, he's a baseball player You're cheating!
Dr I got a feeling you’re going down
So sorry to interrupt-your chance at cheating and winning Title # 4
Well, Not Me Personally, But A Guy I Know built it
D-Backs beat first place Oh what a glorious day-hey
Jonah Baldwin, you were supposed to write down what you learned from the semester! Not what you thought about Blue's Clues!
No, no, no, it isn’t
This does not make the ribosomes happy
Oh my god, old man Belichick hates shit!
I don't want to look elsewhere, Miss Alyssa. I want to see you.
Congratulations. You just passed the first grade.
Bone. B-O-N-E.
Eric?!
i made em extra robotic for ya!
I can understand 9 word in that
I heard he’s retarded or something
I can understand nine words in walt’s texts now
A A
That’s a little easy, why don’t you just give him the Trophy
My Wife, the Tramp.
'67? 1469?
I disagree. It’s a very good movie but I think The Wedding Singer is his best movie ever.
Any more brain-busters?
society
No you didn't.
You’re so smart.
But I can imagine what it would be like if I did, right?
It was that damn Strawberry festival
Jingle All the Way FUCKING RANT!
Yes, I will go back to VA
Me trying to get rid of my husband.
Rapist? I ain’t no rapist.
(snoring )
Is he gonna have a stupid party every time he passes a grade?
Shitting in a bush and The human response
Oh, my God! I'll go to school.
BUSINESS ETHICS
Now I’m going to Bang all your moms
It's new star wars day
Where’s Mih Mih?
WELL NO BUT YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT’D IT BE LIKE IF IT WAS, RIGHT? HUH?
If getting tipped by Billy is being a "Maxi" then consider me Barry silbert
69 heheheh
CURTIS GOOD TO SEE YOU
Right this way, gentlemen. Mr Madison is expecting you.
Willie is...a pot smoker
Will you merry me I love you
You ain’t cool unless you pee on the floor
Where’s Mihmih?
Well, all right!
-
Mikey, you’re scarin’ us
OK. A simple ''no'' would have sufficed...
No I will not make eye contact with you.
I don't know. Don't think about it. Just hand it over.
Alright, Boys night in!
FUCK YOU DISNEY
I'll cancel the whole damn TPBT right now.
I had a bad case of lutnick one time...
yes my blopple stones only weigh 150KG. at least you can carry them.
Oh, they can... and they will!
I have never seen jugs of Leo in my life
Man, I’m glad I picked up that guy.
No no , it’s not
Dehydrated Quarter Pounder and Fries (NSE)
Motts gonna turn this damn bus around!
- Lordy. - Billy Madison.
(teacher ) The most densely populated part of the US is along the eastern seaboard.
I ain't rollin' over and dyin'. I was set up. And, worst of all, nobody believes me.
He can’t even play
AaaRRRROOOOO
Is anybody listening to me??
Is anybody listening to me?
Eafon you're the man!!
If watching guys get sucked off is cool Consider Joe Miles Davis
~ The Billy Madison way
Look at all this milk
Charlotte passed the third grade Oh what a glorious day
He's gonna shit When he realises it's shit
I figured I got fourth period off, I'd shoot down and say hi.
~ Number two, number two
The Washington armada
Have you all met? Eric Gordon, my executive vice president.
Something up their Ass
Oh Kahlel, I knew you had it in ya!
Ninos! So good to see you!
No you didn't
Is he gonna have a stupid party every time he wins a week?
Sorry doesn't put the chicken in my stomach does it Beans?
Oh!
I'll tell you who it was, It was that Damn bluebird!
Hey Carl, What's Up?
You’re all gonna die! You
Here are the trigonometry hand-outs.
Reading is gooood
He called the fags nerds
ITS SOUP AGAIN
No no no no no no no!
Give ‘em hell, Kev!
(Veronica ) Jennifer, why don't you read out loud?
Are you in loser denial or something?
All right, you got it. First grade through 12th grade all over again.
Where’s my ride?
- Poor Billy. - I'm so depressed.
You ain't cool unless you aquadeuce.
bee movie
Call the zoo!
~ It's nothing that you do to me, it's nothing that you said
- OK. - Hey there, Mr Graduate. How's it goin'?
Now I
YOU’RE THE COOLEST!
Big Brother’s shit....is green!
Sara Cremen
- What a weirdo! - (Juanita laughs )
BUSINESS ETHICS ARE...UH...
I'll tell you who warped that board. That damn pith!
Hey, I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver.
Oh!
Uh-huh.
FITZ’ RULES
I don't know. Don't think about it
Ultraviolet rays BAD Lotion GOOD
It’s soup again
O'Mohel Rules!
NOW, NOW. MAYBE IT'S ANOTHER BRANDON MILLER ON THE BAMA BASKETBALL TEAM.
That Isla Dawn Is one piece of ass
..and, to be honest with ya, I wanted to wear a blue hoodie
Everyone on this call.... is now dumber for having to listen to you.
But you can imagine what it’d Be like if you did, right?
I Think It's Time To Play Dodge Ball
YES, you ain't cool unless you drink @ready_nutrition
Sounds like another shitty excuse for a protest huh? Huh? Heheh
Those are E’s!
Or somethin’ like that
~ This'll be the end today of the wanted man
“Todd Bowles AFC East Coaching”
Frank’s
Hello
I’d love to... But for now, I gotta study
..so I decided to step down as chairman of Madison Hotels...
Peace! I’m Outta Here
Oh!
Uh,Nina, do you like anybody from work more than a friend?
Kats lying… No she didn’t
You're so smart
Sundance SUCKS You know somethin'? you suck!
Mike trying to give Tom relationship advice GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN TOM!!!!
~ Yes, I will go back to school
Who are you? I don't even know you. Go away mister
Lady, you're scarin' us.
He called the survey “a poll”
That damn toy-tle!
No milk will ever be our milk.
Oh I can And I will
No!
Hey, Ernie, what's up?
Oh. They don't gots to know about it. It could be our hobo juice.
Pour Decisions? More like, Good Decisions!
DJ Moore is as good as mine!
It’s Bevo’s BD Day!
You want some of this milk?
That’s Billy he’s in my class. I heard he’s retarded or something.
Donald trump
That is correct
Is anybody listening to me??
(Billy ) That's nice, buddy.
If peeing on campus is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
What is a CC? Are there any CC Hazards?
I dare you to touch Her boobs
Gee I can’t wait Until Sunday
(children giggle )
castlevania season 2 episode 7 is the best 28 minutes of tv ever
~ Flowers, showers
69!
Where’s Mih Mih?
Well, not me personally, my house equity and me got it on
''Well, technically...''
And we gonna sets it on fire!!
You, me, Jack and Frank...
And got a hemorrhage in my head!
Mistake… dick pic
YouTube? More like JewTube! Right?
Number one
it’s new xbox games with gold day!
The 30 year TSM
Reflections of Society in Literature.
I had a bad case of the lutnick myself...
To graduation day
to curl without heat divide a section into three wrap it around backcomb tong backbrush pinch the ends pull back apply a headscarf and voila curly crimp ringlets!
That’s assault, brother
~ We're here to help you, Billy
Stop scoring points against me!
I don't want to annoy another shortstop, Mr. Furlong. I want to annoy you.
Man, I’m glad I called Jeff Angarola
~ I'll run the gun for you and so much more
I’ll go put some beer in a bucket
..our new friend Billy.
No beer will ever be... Our Beer
Yahoo for Kristin! Yahoo for Karl!
He’s good.
So sorry to interrupt!
Thank you.
It’s Trichocereus Delivery Day !
I disagree, it’s a very good chicken tender but Canes is the best tender ever.
Your sentence above was one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard
Penn State Football Rules!
Billy, dodge-ball time is a special time.
Till the lacrosse team stuck a parking cone up my ass.
s-e-t-h ohh, the seth is silent!
Billy. What are you doing back?
Are you in loser denial or something?
No you didn’t.
You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin’ wacker
Kid can’t even read.
It's new tswift music day
I heard Corelation is retarded or something...
Every FOMG Turn Day
Lookee what we got here. That silly Sengun is back again
I got a feeling your team's goin' down.
gee i can’t wait till i get married
That Sara Cremen is one hot piece of ass..
Lewis: Called UNC They've always been my favorite
No, they ain't pickin' on me. They're givin' me a hard time cos I'm the new guy.
How his 27-year-old millionaire son cheated his way through school.
Is that it, Trav? Did the penguin tell you to do this?
You get your ass out there and Find that disc
That Veronica Vaughn
You could imagine if hadn’t had two beers, right?!
Misshaped Head
~ The CC Hoose way
Ooh. That wasn't very nice.
- Meg Ryan. - Go.
Veronica my love your my everything let's kiss
That’s Mishko I think he’s retarded or something
Let’s hit heads on the words. Jungle Gym (2005)
I just think he might not be mature enough to run a Fortune 500 company.
You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' dog!
it's poop again!
Here I come!
yes sacieekeiideel oouddhoonstfatsjdkddkckcococococvoscroperette? what do you want? i want to gruincher the zendttooopoorts in singaeprrore.
Eric?!?
Norbert likes burritos, don’t you Norbert?
When You're Told You've Been Cut But The Doubles Are Still On
No no no no no no no!
what is he talking about
Power BI Rules!
Move it or lose it. Get on the b...
Yahoo Tom! Tom’s number one! Yahoo!
..in the competition between Mr Eric Gordon and Mr Billy Madison.
I'll tell you who It was that damn sasquatch
Back to work. Back to work. To prove to holly I’m not a dork.
...back to shift, back to shift...
That’s Matt. I heard he’s retarded or something.
Where’s Mih Mih?
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
HEY LOOK EVERYBODY HILARY PEED HER PANTS
Eric? He is a bad, bad man!
Eric!!! You're Gonna give the company to eric...
to graduation day
Well, not me personally, but a guy I know…
Oooooooooooooooo
O'doyle I've got a feeling Your whole family's goin' down
When you
I'll tell you who it was... It was that damned Sasquatch!!
Ricci, you’re scarin’ us
I want to punch you
You know I like AK-74's Why can't you give me an AK-74
Happy Birthday, sir! Hope you get as much joy as Billy does getting snack packs!
However, if I see another tweet
You blew iT
How 'bout you sideburns? you want some of these ethics?
Eric?!
Billy, why don't you take a seat right up front here?
Ttt today junior Ttt today junior
~ ABC
That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life!
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