Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh,Nina, do you like anybody from work more than a friend?

No you didn’t.

How 'bout you sideburns? you want some of these ethics?

I can understand nine words in walt’s texts now

He's gonna shit When he realises it's shit

I just think he might not be mature enough to run a Fortune 500 company.

If getting tipped by Billy is being a "Maxi" then consider me Barry silbert

yes my blopple stones only weigh 150KG. at least you can carry them.

Back to work. Back to work. To prove to holly I’m not a dork.

Well, not me personally, but a guy I know…

You, me, Jack and Frank...

~ Flowers, showers

Reading is gooood

I disagree. It’s a very good movie but I think The Wedding Singer is his best movie ever.

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Something up their Ass

(Billy ) That's nice, buddy.

Reflections of Society in Literature.

Will you merry me I love you

You could imagine if hadn’t had two beers, right?!

He called the survey “a poll”

Everyone on this call.... is now dumber for having to listen to you.

~ And achieve victory

WELL NO BUT YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT’D IT BE LIKE IF IT WAS, RIGHT? HUH?

Yes, I will go back to VA

Charlotte passed the third grade Oh what a glorious day

Every FOMG Turn Day

- What a weirdo! - (Juanita laughs )

And we gonna sets it on fire!!

I'll tell you who it was, It was that Damn bluebird!

Those are E’s!

~ This'll be the end today of the wanted man

I figured I got fourth period off, I'd shoot down and say hi.

I disagree, it’s a very good chicken tender but Canes is the best tender ever.

But I can imagine what it would be like if I did, right?

I ain't rollin' over and dyin'. I was set up. And, worst of all, nobody believes me.

You know I like AK-74's Why can't you give me an AK-74

Have you all met? Eric Gordon, my executive vice president.

Um, Miss Vaughn, would you ever go out with anybody from class?

OK. A simple ''no'' would have sufficed...

Pour Decisions? More like, Good Decisions!

But You Can Imagine What It'd Be Like, Right? Huh?

Power BI Rules!

Uh,Nina, do you like anybody from work more than a friend?

Ttt today junior Ttt today junior

If peeing on campus is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

How his 27-year-old millionaire son cheated his way through school.

Billy, why don't you take a seat right up front here?

If shitting your pants is cool, consider me miles davis

Gee I can’t wait Until Sunday

If watching guys get sucked off is cool Consider Joe Miles Davis

..in the competition between Mr Eric Gordon and Mr Billy Madison.

What can I say, I saved the day I guess

~ I'll run the gun for you and so much more

It's new tswift music day

YouTube? More like JewTube! Right?

I want to punch you

Where’s Mih Mih?

...back to shift, back to shift...

Where’s Mih Mih?

CURTIS GOOD TO SEE YOU

Kid can’t even read.

..our new friend Billy.

That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life!

That’s assault, brother

Big Brother’s shit....is green!

That is correct

Is anybody listening to me??

Oh Kahlel, I knew you had it in ya!

Any more brain-busters?

what is he talking about

~ The CC Hoose way

You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin’ wacker

Mistake… dick pic

Man, I’m glad I called Jeff Angarola

..so I decided to step down as chairman of Madison Hotels...

~ We're here to help you, Billy

Mike trying to give Tom relationship advice GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN TOM!!!!

Those are, uh... They come with the tent, so...

''Well, technically...''

it's poop again!

What is a CC? Are there any CC Hazards?

Ultraviolet rays BAD Lotion GOOD

Mikey, you’re scarin’ us

Man, I’m glad I picked up that guy.

Shitting in a bush and The human response

Let’s hit heads on the words. Jungle Gym (2005)

Ninos! So good to see you!

O'doyle I've got a feeling Your whole family's goin' down

castlevania season 2 episode 7 is the best 28 minutes of tv ever

You want some of this milk?

Lady, you're scarin' us.

I don't want to look elsewhere, Miss Alyssa. I want to see you.

I had a bad case of lutnick one time...

No, no, no, it isn’t

No no no no no no no!

You ain't cool unless you aquadeuce.

I am the greatest hockey player alive!

It was that damn Strawberry festival

BUSINESS ETHICS

Kid can’t even .

FUCK YOU DISNEY

Oh. They don't gots to know about it. It could be our hobo juice.

Ricci, you’re scarin’ us

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Well, all right!

Veronica my love your my everything let's kiss

Till the lacrosse team stuck a parking cone up my ass.

It’s Trichocereus Delivery Day !

To graduation day

Or somethin’ like that

Billy, dodge-ball time is a special time.

The 30 year TSM

Sounds like another shitty excuse for a protest huh? Huh? Heheh

Don't run from me!

Stop scoring points against me!

(teacher ) The most densely populated part of the US is along the eastern seaboard.

I'll tell you who it was... It was that damned Sasquatch!!

No beer will ever be... Our Beer

It’s soup again

Penn State Football Rules!

Is he gonna have a stupid party every time he wins a week?

Eric!!! You're Gonna give the company to eric...

Motts gonna turn this damn bus around!

Are you in loser denial or something?

Me trying to get rid of my husband.

NOW, NOW. MAYBE IT'S ANOTHER BRANDON MILLER ON THE BAMA BASKETBALL TEAM.

So sorry to interrupt!

He called the fags nerds

Eric? He is a bad, bad man!

yes sacieekeiideel oouddhoonstfatsjdkddkckcococococvoscroperette? what do you want? i want to gruincher the zendttooopoorts in singaeprrore.

I’d love to... But for now, I gotta study

Norbert likes burritos, don’t you Norbert?

That’s Billy he’s in my class. I heard he’s retarded or something.

Right this way, gentlemen. Mr Madison is expecting you.

Sundance SUCKS You know somethin'? you suck!

Dehydrated Quarter Pounder and Fries (NSE)

You get your ass out there and Find that disc

And got a hemorrhage in my head!

I heard Corelation is retarded or something...

It’s Bevo’s BD Day!

Oh my god, old man Belichick hates shit!

i made em extra robotic for ya!

~ Yes, I will go back to school

Dr I got a feeling you’re going down

gee i can’t wait till i get married

No milk will ever be our milk.

That’s Mishko I think he’s retarded or something

That’s Rouge-Tastic!!!!!

I don't want to annoy another shortstop, Mr. Furlong. I want to annoy you.

Here are the trigonometry hand-outs.

(Veronica ) Jennifer, why don't you read out loud?

When You're Told You've Been Cut But The Doubles Are Still On

Lewis: Called UNC They've always been my favorite

I'll tell you who It was that damn sasquatch

Lookee what we got here. That silly Sengun is back again

to graduation day

WESTERVILLE SUCKS

Well, not me personally, my house equity and me got it on

~ It's nothing that you do to me, it's nothing that you said

DJ Moore is as good as mine!

You're so smart

I’ll go put some beer in a bucket

Where’s Mihmih?

Who are you? I don't even know you. Go away mister

Oh, my God! I'll go to school.

That’s a little easy, why don’t you just give him the Trophy

HEY LOOK EVERYBODY HILARY PEED HER PANTS

~ Number two, number two

Hey, Ernie, what's up?

(children giggle )

I don't know. Don't think about it

Oooooooooooooooo

No no no no no no no!

Jingle All the Way FUCKING RANT!

You’re so smart.

Jonah Baldwin, you were supposed to write down what you learned from the semester! Not what you thought about Blue's Clues!

All right, you got it. First grade through 12th grade all over again.

I'll cancel the whole damn TPBT right now.

Okay, a simple "no" would have done just fine...

You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' dog!

Willie is...a pot smoker

Move it or lose it. Get on the b...

Yahoo for Kristin! Yahoo for Karl!

Is that it, Trav? Did the penguin tell you to do this?

Peace! I’m Outta Here

Jeez! What's up her butt?

Give ‘em hell, Kev!

I had a bad case of the lutnick myself...

I Think It's Time To Play Dodge Ball

Now I’m going to Bang all your moms

It's not a word, he's a baseball player You're cheating!

That damn toy-tle!

I'll tell you who warped that board. That damn pith!

This does not make the ribosomes happy

That Veronica Vaughn

Alright, Boys night in!

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Oh I can And I will

to curl without heat divide a section into three wrap it around backcomb tong backbrush pinch the ends pull back apply a headscarf and voila curly crimp ringlets!

Hey Carl, What's Up?

So sorry to interrupt-your chance at cheating and winning Title # 4

I heard he’s retarded or something

YES, you ain't cool unless you drink @ready_nutrition

s-e-t-h ohh, the seth is silent!

- OK. - Hey there, Mr Graduate. How's it goin'?

Where’s my ride?

You ain’t cool unless you pee on the floor

No I will not make eye contact with you.

But you can imagine what it’d Be like if you did, right?

..and, to be honest with ya, I wanted to wear a blue hoodie

Billy. What are you doing back?

Ooh. That wasn't very nice.

D-Backs beat first place Oh what a glorious day-hey

That’s Matt. I heard he’s retarded or something.

I have never seen jugs of Leo in my life

- Poor Billy. - I'm so depressed.

Yahoo Tom! Tom’s number one! Yahoo!

I can understand 9 word in that

Is anybody listening to me??

No, they ain't pickin' on me. They're givin' me a hard time cos I'm the new guy.

That’s John he’s in my class I heard he’s retarded or something

it’s new xbox games with gold day!

I don't know. Don't think about it. Just hand it over.

Look at all this milk

The Washington armada

Congratulations. You just passed the first grade.

He can’t even play

“Todd Bowles AFC East Coaching”

Well, Not Me Personally, But A Guy I Know built it

Eafon you're the man!!

- Lordy. - Billy Madison.

BUSINESS ETHICS ARE...UH...

I got a feeling your team's goin' down.

It's new star wars day

That Sara Cremen is one hot piece of ass..

I dare you to touch Her boobs

Kats lying… No she didn’t

No no , it’s not

You’re all gonna die! You

~ The Billy Madison way

YOU’RE THE COOLEST!

Is anybody listening to me?

Is he gonna have a stupid party every time he passes a grade?

Where’s Mih Mih?

Sorry doesn't put the chicken in my stomach does it Beans?

That Isla Dawn Is one piece of ass

Your sentence above was one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard

However, if I see another tweet

- Meg Ryan. - Go.

Are you in loser denial or something?

Oh, they can... and they will!

Hey, I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver.

My Wife, the Tramp.

Rapist? I ain’t no rapist.

Happy Birthday, sir! Hope you get as much joy as Billy does getting snack packs!