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Mazz knows from experience, dude. If you know what I mean...
You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' jacket!
I got a feeling your whole family's going down
O'DOYLE RULES
R U Going to the polls today
I can understand 3 words in that sentence now
This BDIF feature, to me, is just like a story i know...
How was high school?
Loser? I Ain't No Loser. I Was The King Of This Contest
No, you weren’t
sales/Marketing sucks! You know something, you suck!
HEY, KIDS
No, Mr. Bozzi, there no witches. You get too much sun today.
We built it into 650 hotels.
Scott to Client Sales
I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I've been physically abused in the ear.
Pff he can't even read...
- Yeah, yeah. - Don't ''yeah, yeah'' me, boy.
You ain’t cool unless you use a 10.5
garrod, i have a feeling you about to see some shit
If I see another Nike meme with someone’s face and a dumb quote,I am just gonna lose it
he gonna shit when he realizes you left early cause leo couldn't shit
Lilly passed the third grade Oh, what a glorious day
That Alexis Bradley is one piece of ass.
I am the smartest man alive!
Ooh, you're a quick one.
Quiet.
Yeah, you better get your beautiful buns up that driveway.
I'll tell you who it was, It was those damn mods
I don’t want to annoy anyone else Ann! I only want to annoy you.
Eric? He is a bad
She called that shit poop
Can Somebody help me Holy crap Teammates! (2009)
..I could've enjoyed it with you
I’m just gonna snap
No, no, no, no
No, They Didn't
I disagree, it's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever. Donkey Kong sucks. You know something, you suck.
Terrr… Mar you going to the mall later that’s what I’m asking
MY WIFE THE TRAMP
No year will ever be your year
- He can't even read. - Cut it out, dude.
That Teela is one piece of aiiisshhh
No, she didn’t.
that's assault brother
If you told me they had delicious wedding soup I could have enjoyed it with you
I can understand 9 words in that tweet now.
I don’t want to annoy another neighbor Miss Brittany I want to annoy you.
Oh, yes. Oh, God yes.
krimbel is off P&M
Dooooo you want to meeting up at the track? That’s what I’m asking.
it used to be sarah swan eating crumbs and shouting at tash yeo in public but she quit so it would be matthew coombes taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Creative mind. Maybe someday he'll make Mommy and Daddy a lot of money.
it’s the coolest!
- What the hell...? - Now, now. Maybe it's somebody else.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
OK. A simple ''bump'' would have done just fine, but...
Back to Work, back to work!
He is a bad bad man
When people say they don’t believe Covid-19 is real I got a feeling your whole family is going down
My late wife Emily and I started this company...
Joyce?
Is she gonna have a stupid party every time she spends a year in New York
I can understand 9 words in that post now
You aint cool, unless you p̶e̶e̶ y̶o̶u̶r̶ p̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ use transitions.
All right, what's up?
Chlorophyll✔️ Bore-ophyll✖️
When I graduated first grade all my father did was tell me to get a job.
I guess a little too much fun, since you've gotta do it again.
You're a bad penguin.
Then Madison Hotels is as good as mine!
You Shutcha ass up for the next two weeks or I'm gonna shootcha ass up, end of fukkin story Birch Shut the fukk up, getcha ass out my fukkin face, before i pop yo fukkin neck bitch and move down to fukkin Texas
Shane is pregnant! Congratulations, Dippy!
That’s theft brotha!
BAD MO_FUCKER Sucker's
Eric is pregnant! Congratulations, Dippy!
- ~ But together we shall overcome - ~ Overcome
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
I know how yous kids like em extra flappy
I GOT A FEELING YOUR WHOLE FAMILY’S GOING DOWN
¿Who will help me destroy Kirill Kaprizov?...
Trump I got a feeling your whole family’s going down
No no no no no no no!
Yahoo Rob and Derek
Now now, they said it’s only likely.
No!
Don't you think it's pathetic that because of your father you get to do school again?
dfgh fdsf
If ordering your Breadrocket is cool Consider me Miles Davis
I'm sorry I can't hear you I've been physically abused in the ear
I disagree it is a very good system but i think the switch is the best system of all time
That Andrew Vaughn is one fine piece of ace
Tara Halliwell-Kemp would like to register for Summit
That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ACE.
Ranger Suarez is good
You and me, mano y mano.
Dan’s Fridge
That's nice
Congratulations. You just passed the first grade.
Happy Birthday Mr. McDaniel, why are you doing this? Please Mr. McDaniel stop it. I allready wished you a happy birthday! Stop it Mr. McDaniel why are you doing this?
“How were the crops, Chip?” “Yah Chipth!! How werr tha cropths?!”
I know how you tards like em flappy
If murdering people is cool, consider me Rochester, New York
Good. Great. Grand. Wonderful. No yelling on the bus!
NO, THEY AREN’T.
Anon, you're boring us
..in that they were both lost in the woods,...
OPENING UP TO BIILLY MADISON 1998 DVD
It’s Covid vaccine day
Do I make myself clear?
That could be our milk
Like it like more than a friend?
judas priest, joanne. it’s one of those flaming bags again!
Hey, baby!
Why don’t you just give her the trophy?
ITS BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN SASQUATCH
Pulling a ball of fuckery from The tree branches
When are you gonna find whatever it is you're lookin' for?
Him and her GOT IT ON WOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE
test
Chalky chalky chalky..
69! Hahahahah!
Look at all this milk. You want some of this milk?
You get your ass out there and you find that ball!
'7 4.
Joe Get your ass out there and win that fucking election
Logan passed the pre-k Ohh what a beautiful day
my shit….is green!
Those are Z’s...
What a weirdo!
Smell her coochie?
If laundry and grocery shopping are cool Consider me Miles Davis
You know I like Snack Pack. Why can't you give me a Snack Pack?!
..in the competition between Mr Eric Gordon and Mr Billy Madison.
Well it’s an EXCELLENT blue dog!
That’s assault brother!
chew blew it!
He got the company when Iger stepped down, he’s a douchebag
No, I don’t have the link but you can imagine what it'd be like if I did, right? Huh?
I think it’s time to some eat Indian food.
Whenever I see Obama talking I Say....
All my father did was tell me to get a job
for the love of god you gotta listen to him
~ Your education ain't complete
I got a feeling your whole squadron is going down
I'm gonna go to college. I'm gonna be a teacher.
- Hey, what's with Ernie? - I don't know. I'll be right back.
You know somethin'? You suck.
Extenuating, exschmenuating
School sucks
Man I'm glad I trade for that guy.
Talky, Talky, Talky
~ My Billy, sweet Billy boy
Lilly passed the first grade. Oooooh what a glorious daaaay
Ooh. That wasn't very nice.
You don't just give up after 5 minutes you get your ass out there and you find that fuckin dog
You blew it. You lose.
Gross, did you see that guys car? Yeah, it was weird lookin'
I had a bad case of loser denial myself.
Or something like that..
C..O..R...ARE YOU GOING TO THE MALL LATER?
or something like that
"Go On With The Chlorophyll."
I
She don't gots to know about it
So why don't you just run on... Oh, boy.
What a weirdo
Cider House Rules!
I gotta send him back to the South Pole.
- Very good. It sounded just like him. - Thanks.
Oh man Adam I just thought of the funniest thing
Hey! Carl! Good to see you!
Hahahahaha! You said poop!
You remain one point ahead.
No, you don’t
Ah. You must be Billy Madison.
..is one of the most insanely accurate things I have ever heard.
I've regretted it every day since. I thought at the time...
I made 'em extra crusty for yous
I know most of you are sayin' ''Hey, any idiot could do that.''
Bob blew it
Is he gonna update my stupid slippers every time they play a game?
That Vaughn kid is one piece of aceeee.
How's hip replacement, kyle? - Yeah, how's hip replacement?
Congratulations, Dippy!
- (secretary ) Brian Madison for you. - Tell him I'm out to lunch.
The mucus queen Is yours
You can light shit on my living room floor
You're a bad penguin.
Devops rules!
Oh, they don't gots to know about it
He's gonna shit when he realises it's shit.
~ You gotta work real hard and stick it out
Bee Movie
DO YOU HAVE A SHELL?
Til the Lacrosse Team Stuck a Parking Cone Up my Ass
Well, that just means you stay off to the side until a new game starts.
Lets involve the class
Billy Boy, hen are you gonna find whatever it is you're lookin' for
What do you think of that, Mr Blue Duck?
Hey Adam I just thought of the funniest thing
No, Mr Madison, there no penguin. You got too much sun today.
Mango sucks
You oughta start cutting your underwear before you get to school so it rips easier
One day, ten events, testing all the knowledge one would gain in high school.
No, No, No, it isn't
Actually, I stole this shirt from Ridge…
Nikki kevo
That's right. I seriously don't believe you.
you ain't cool unless you rent from an airport
That Tinks is one piece of ACE
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
And you have all those things. You're just afraid to use 'em.
It sure is great to have all of you come surprise me like this at my home..but..
Vicario, I got a feeling your whole family's goin' down
Michael?
what would happen if i was a splat? oh god then i'd split clutter in 3/4 twos.
I know from experience, dude
Oh gross! Did you see Seb’s balls? Yeah, they were wierd looking.
Business Ethics
george i told ya not to talk and get a fist ready and stroke your wig and punch yourself in the face as do it yourself surgery! boing good riddance faye you brinmber ketch from gii's ufarnios!
- Where's Billy? - He's in school, man.
And I just wanted to apologise, and I hope you forgive me.
That’s Ryan, he’s in my class… I hear he’s retarded or something
Steves, I got a feeling your both going down.
..called The Puppy Who Lost His Way.
If murder is cool, consider me Rochester, New York
We use block chain No you didn't
Bruins are better, we leave the hair silky and cool!
beat o nthe brat
Bobcats #1 yahoooo
Hey, Soup, who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Dan Tweten?
Well, you're not the first person that's tried to grab my chest.
- Sounds like a hotel. - It kinda is. It can be distracting.
I know you blackmailed Max.
Where the hell is he? I'm starvin'.
The deals off I’m keeping my players
Oh, Patty, I knew you had it in ya
no, no they don't
I'M NEVER COMING BACK! NEVER!
Where’s Mih Mih?
No. No they don’t.
Miles Straw sucks
There’s no penguins!
- What are you talkin' about? - Nothin'.
I DON'T WANT TO ANNOY ANOTHER TEACHER, MRS. FOX. I WANT TO ANNOY YOU.
Second team, all-American, Harvard track.
(teacher claps )
O'Doyle rules!
Jeff Leggett now, or 1974?
Tallahoohoo! Shabbadoo!
You’re the coolest
I know now that I shall never escape my fate...
When your chickenhead girlfriend found out that you are a knucklehead Ghetto D slanger
Bane I’ve got a feeling your whole fantasy team is going down…
During that time Mr Madison was disruptive.
You've got a banana. You don't need no Snack Shack.
you ain't cool unless you hateoas
TSOURADANAS
Veronica, I Thank You. For Beating The Shit Out Of Me!
That Grissom Vaughn is one piece of ACE.
DOYLE RULES!
Do you have any more hmm?
69 Ha ha ha ha
Did the penguin tell you to do this?
Did you see that guy's attribute? Yeah, it was weird lookn'
Well, that makes two of us, then, baby,...
Kid can’t even read
R-O-C-K!
The bus ride Bill Clinton & Donald Trump missed
Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
- Billy Madison? - (blows raspberry )
He’s a douchebag.
No, she didn’t.
Your doc wants to attend summit
i think she’s retarded or something
It's all about the... ask and the offer!
Tyrone Football Rules!
Spanish Armada.
When your Mooncat order arrives!
If not smiling is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Curwick These maps could be our maps
Well not GTA personally But an old green screen app and co-location got it on!
Face of shock
OK. A simple ''please'' would have done just fine, but...
I want you all to meet...
I hate designs and i hate all of you
Everybody.... After one week of working from home
When you answer your hot teachers question
- No, you didn't. - Rock.
Rachel, You're the Coolest!
Gee I can’t wait till I go to Amalfi
That's nice.
Are you going to the movies to watch Napoleon tomorrow, is what I’m asking.
.
So, you see, the puppy was like industry,...
I’m never comin’ back in to the office, never!
Hey, hey, hey. Who rules?
The words in my head when I'm told to adult
Oh!
It’s that damn Sasquatch!
Oh, yeah!
If there is any attempt to change the name, I am just gonna snap
No milk Will ever be our milk
A
Ask your brother if he’s going to Goodyear?