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You get your ass out there and you find that ball!
He is a bad bad man
You Shutcha ass up for the next two weeks or I'm gonna shootcha ass up, end of fukkin story Birch Shut the fukk up, getcha ass out my fukkin face, before i pop yo fukkin neck bitch and move down to fukkin Texas
What do you think of that, Mr Blue Duck?
Him and her GOT IT ON WOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE
I gotta send him back to the South Pole.
you ain't cool unless you rent from an airport
Whenever I see Obama talking I Say....
~ Your education ain't complete
Well, you're not the first person that's tried to grab my chest.
That’s theft brotha!
I don’t want to annoy anyone else Ann! I only want to annoy you.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
Or something like that..
You and me, mano y mano.
Gross, did you see that guys car? Yeah, it was weird lookin'
Yeah, you better get your beautiful buns up that driveway.
Smell her coochie?
I know how yous kids like em extra flappy
.
Well not GTA personally But an old green screen app and co-location got it on!
- Billy Madison? - (blows raspberry )
Til the Lacrosse Team Stuck a Parking Cone Up my Ass
Yahoo Rob and Derek
BAD MO_FUCKER Sucker's
You're a bad penguin.
You remain one point ahead.
Jeff Leggett now, or 1974?
If I see another Nike meme with someone’s face and a dumb quote,I am just gonna lose it
'7 4.
Back to Work, back to work!
OK. A simple ''please'' would have done just fine, but...
I got a feeling your whole family's going down
All my father did was tell me to get a job
No, Mr Madison, there no penguin. You got too much sun today.
Why don’t you just give her the trophy?
That Tinks is one piece of ACE
We use block chain No you didn't
Dan’s Fridge
- No, you didn't. - Rock.
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
Your doc wants to attend summit
I want you all to meet...
Chlorophyll✔️ Bore-ophyll✖️
If there is any attempt to change the name, I am just gonna snap
- He can't even read. - Cut it out, dude.
That's nice
Face of shock
I think it’s time to some eat Indian food.
Loser? I Ain't No Loser. I Was The King Of This Contest
Ooh. That wasn't very nice.
Look at all this milk. You want some of this milk?
Oh gross! Did you see Seb’s balls? Yeah, they were wierd looking.
C..O..R...ARE YOU GOING TO THE MALL LATER?
He got the company when Iger stepped down, he’s a douchebag
HEY, KIDS
69 Ha ha ha ha
During that time Mr Madison was disruptive.
Hey, Soup, who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Dan Tweten?
I can understand 3 words in that sentence now
Those are Z’s...
~ You gotta work real hard and stick it out
Did you see that guy's attribute? Yeah, it was weird lookn'
he gonna shit when he realizes you left early cause leo couldn't shit
..in that they were both lost in the woods,...
Happy Birthday Mr. McDaniel, why are you doing this? Please Mr. McDaniel stop it. I allready wished you a happy birthday! Stop it Mr. McDaniel why are you doing this?
If not smiling is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
No, Mr. Bozzi, there no witches. You get too much sun today.
Business Ethics
When people say they don’t believe Covid-19 is real I got a feeling your whole family is going down
OK. A simple ''bump'' would have done just fine, but...
If ordering your Breadrocket is cool Consider me Miles Davis
That’s assault brother!
No, you don’t
It sure is great to have all of you come surprise me like this at my home..but..
That's right. I seriously don't believe you.
for the love of god you gotta listen to him
No. No they don’t.
Dooooo you want to meeting up at the track? That’s what I’m asking.
Good. Great. Grand. Wonderful. No yelling on the bus!
I guess a little too much fun, since you've gotta do it again.
I'll tell you who it was, It was those damn mods
I know most of you are sayin' ''Hey, any idiot could do that.''
..called The Puppy Who Lost His Way.
It’s Covid vaccine day
dfgh fdsf
No, no, no, no
I know from experience, dude
(teacher claps )
i think she’s retarded or something
That's nice.
- (secretary ) Brian Madison for you. - Tell him I'm out to lunch.
Michael?
Bee Movie
Oh man Adam I just thought of the funniest thing
That Alexis Bradley is one piece of ass.
krimbel is off P&M
You don't just give up after 5 minutes you get your ass out there and you find that fuckin dog
I know now that I shall never escape my fate...
garrod, i have a feeling you about to see some shit
no, no they don't
Congratulations. You just passed the first grade.
Is he gonna update my stupid slippers every time they play a game?
Oh!
A
He’s a douchebag.
I got a feeling your whole squadron is going down
¿Who will help me destroy Kirill Kaprizov?...
DO YOU HAVE A SHELL?
Pff he can't even read...
I
Nikki kevo
Spanish Armada.
I made 'em extra crusty for yous
That’s Ryan, he’s in my class… I hear he’s retarded or something
Kid can’t even read
~ My Billy, sweet Billy boy
Well it’s an EXCELLENT blue dog!
That Grissom Vaughn is one piece of ACE.
When your Mooncat order arrives!
No, No, No, it isn't
Lilly passed the first grade. Oooooh what a glorious daaaay
my shit….is green!
Bobcats #1 yahoooo
He's gonna shit when he realises it's shit.
I know you blackmailed Max.
Are you going to the movies to watch Napoleon tomorrow, is what I’m asking.
Eric? He is a bad
How's hip replacement, kyle? - Yeah, how's hip replacement?
- Sounds like a hotel. - It kinda is. It can be distracting.
Oh, yes. Oh, God yes.
That Andrew Vaughn is one fine piece of ace
You ain’t cool unless you use a 10.5
I don’t want to annoy another neighbor Miss Brittany I want to annoy you.
How was high school?
Creative mind. Maybe someday he'll make Mommy and Daddy a lot of money.
Cider House Rules!
Ranger Suarez is good
ITS BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN SASQUATCH
If murder is cool, consider me Rochester, New York
The mucus queen Is yours
When I graduated first grade all my father did was tell me to get a job.
Oh, they don't gots to know about it
I can understand 9 words in that tweet now.
So why don't you just run on... Oh, boy.
That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ACE.
- Where's Billy? - He's in school, man.
No year will ever be your year
I had a bad case of loser denial myself.
It’s that damn Sasquatch!
Like it like more than a friend?
My late wife Emily and I started this company...
Devops rules!
- What are you talkin' about? - Nothin'.
Miles Straw sucks
it used to be sarah swan eating crumbs and shouting at tash yeo in public but she quit so it would be matthew coombes taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
You oughta start cutting your underwear before you get to school so it rips easier
Mazz knows from experience, dude. If you know what I mean...
Oh, yeah!
Shane is pregnant! Congratulations, Dippy!
69! Hahahahah!
Ask your brother if he’s going to Goodyear?
Do you have any more hmm?
No milk Will ever be our milk
Congratulations, Dippy!
Extenuating, exschmenuating
And you have all those things. You're just afraid to use 'em.
The bus ride Bill Clinton & Donald Trump missed
Oh, Patty, I knew you had it in ya
sales/Marketing sucks! You know something, you suck!
Now now, they said it’s only likely.
Man I'm glad I trade for that guy.
Actually, I stole this shirt from Ridge…
I know how you tards like em flappy
Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
Bane I’ve got a feeling your whole fantasy team is going down…
We built it into 650 hotels.
Logan passed the pre-k Ohh what a beautiful day
That could be our milk
that's assault brother
No, They Didn't
So, you see, the puppy was like industry,...
Hahahahaha! You said poop!
You can light shit on my living room floor
Don't you think it's pathetic that because of your father you get to do school again?
That Vaughn kid is one piece of aceeee.
DOYLE RULES!
No, I don’t have the link but you can imagine what it'd be like if I did, right? Huh?
I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I've been physically abused in the ear.
..in the competition between Mr Eric Gordon and Mr Billy Madison.
Anon, you're boring us
“How were the crops, Chip?” “Yah Chipth!! How werr tha cropths?!”
- ~ But together we shall overcome - ~ Overcome
You aint cool, unless you p̶e̶e̶ y̶o̶u̶r̶ p̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ use transitions.
Bruins are better, we leave the hair silky and cool!
R-O-C-K!
The deals off I’m keeping my players
what would happen if i was a splat? oh god then i'd split clutter in 3/4 twos.
All right, what's up?
- Hey, what's with Ernie? - I don't know. I'll be right back.
No!
"Go On With The Chlorophyll."
Tallahoohoo! Shabbadoo!
test
You know I like Snack Pack. Why can't you give me a Snack Pack?!
Chalky chalky chalky..
it’s the coolest!
Curwick These maps could be our maps
Trump I got a feeling your whole family’s going down
Well, that just means you stay off to the side until a new game starts.
When are you gonna find whatever it is you're lookin' for?
Lets involve the class
Hey, hey, hey. Who rules?
I disagree, it's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever. Donkey Kong sucks. You know something, you suck.
And I just wanted to apologise, and I hope you forgive me.
judas priest, joanne. it’s one of those flaming bags again!
Can Somebody help me Holy crap Teammates! (2009)
It's all about the... ask and the offer!
I'm gonna go to college. I'm gonna be a teacher.
I've regretted it every day since. I thought at the time...
One day, ten events, testing all the knowledge one would gain in high school.
Where the hell is he? I'm starvin'.
Hey Adam I just thought of the funniest thing
Pulling a ball of fuckery from The tree branches
- Yeah, yeah. - Don't ''yeah, yeah'' me, boy.
- What the hell...? - Now, now. Maybe it's somebody else.
You're a bad penguin.
R U Going to the polls today
No, she didn’t.
Hey, baby!
OPENING UP TO BIILLY MADISON 1998 DVD
Quiet.
You've got a banana. You don't need no Snack Shack.
Is she gonna have a stupid party every time she spends a year in New York
..is one of the most insanely accurate things I have ever heard.
Lilly passed the third grade Oh, what a glorious day
When you answer your hot teachers question
No, she didn’t.
I DON'T WANT TO ANNOY ANOTHER TEACHER, MRS. FOX. I WANT TO ANNOY YOU.
No no no no no no no!
You blew it. You lose.
I can understand 9 words in that post now
Bob blew it
Eric is pregnant! Congratulations, Dippy!
You’re the coolest
Where’s Mih Mih?
What a weirdo!
Mango sucks
That Teela is one piece of aiiisshhh
Rachel, You're the Coolest!
I’m just gonna snap
I GOT A FEELING YOUR WHOLE FAMILY’S GOING DOWN
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Then Madison Hotels is as good as mine!
This BDIF feature, to me, is just like a story i know...
Do I make myself clear?
If you told me they had delicious wedding soup I could have enjoyed it with you
I disagree it is a very good system but i think the switch is the best system of all time
Veronica, I Thank You. For Beating The Shit Out Of Me!
- Very good. It sounded just like him. - Thanks.
beat o nthe brat
I hate designs and i hate all of you
Hey! Carl! Good to see you!
Steves, I got a feeling your both going down.
What a weirdo
Talky, Talky, Talky
Scott to Client Sales
Gee I can’t wait till I go to Amalfi
Did the penguin tell you to do this?
No, you weren’t
Billy Boy, hen are you gonna find whatever it is you're lookin' for
You know somethin'? You suck.
Second team, all-American, Harvard track.
you ain't cool unless you hateoas
O'Doyle rules!
TSOURADANAS
I'M NEVER COMING BACK! NEVER!
The words in my head when I'm told to adult
Vicario, I got a feeling your whole family's goin' down
There’s no penguins!
You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' jacket!
Terrr… Mar you going to the mall later that’s what I’m asking
chew blew it!
Well, that makes two of us, then, baby,...
O'DOYLE RULES
I'm sorry I can't hear you I've been physically abused in the ear
MY WIFE THE TRAMP
Ooh, you're a quick one.
If laundry and grocery shopping are cool Consider me Miles Davis
Tyrone Football Rules!
When your chickenhead girlfriend found out that you are a knucklehead Ghetto D slanger
If murdering people is cool, consider me Rochester, New York
I’m never comin’ back in to the office, never!
I am the smartest man alive!
NO, THEY AREN’T.
School sucks
Joyce?
Tara Halliwell-Kemp would like to register for Summit
Joe Get your ass out there and win that fucking election
or something like that
She don't gots to know about it
Ah. You must be Billy Madison.
She called that shit poop
george i told ya not to talk and get a fist ready and stroke your wig and punch yourself in the face as do it yourself surgery! boing good riddance faye you brinmber ketch from gii's ufarnios!
Everybody.... After one week of working from home
..I could've enjoyed it with you