Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yahoo, Bobcat! Bobcats number one! Yahoo!

You get your ass out there And you find that fuckin dog!

Gee, I can’t wait ‘til I invest in crypto

mahomes I got a feeling your whole franchise is goin' down

I am the smartest man alive!

You know, some people have no willpower, no brains, no vision.

You got a misshaped head.

It’s a special time for Mrs Lippy

- Let's do it. - Is that all right with you, Daddy?

Everyone in this text is now dumber for having listened to it.

That little boy's gotta think: you got a pet, you got a responsibility.

You get your ass out there and you find those 22 stars!

We eliminate it. We eliminate Billy Madison.

If you mention Phish one more time I'm just going to snap

Oh she don’t gots to know about it. It could be our sports.

Mr. Geraghty you’re scaring us

Oh My God That’s Funny!

you get your ass out there, and you find that fucking ball

He can’t even read

- What does that mean? - What does that mean?

(~ 'Beat on the Brat' by the Ramones )

Oh, the sun tries to burn me, but you won't let it, will ya?

He can’t even read

I dare you to say joey Diaz sucks to Corey

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I’ve ever heard

How were her jugs, dave? - Yeah, how were her jugs?

it’s new games with gold day!

How’s Med school Ashley!

If ordering a Breadrocket is cool consider me Miles Davis

I’ll tell you what killed that diabetic on dialysis That damn coronavirus

WEST MANTEGO FOOTBALL RULES!

Pfffft, Trump can’t even readdd...

You get your ass out there and buy that fucking watch!

You’re so smart

He don’t gots to know about it

However, if there is any attempt by either contestant to cheat,...

Those STL's man... i know

Where’s check? He’s at the property, Man.

- I have to go to the bathroom. - Probably about two minutes.

Beautiful table.

But you can imagine what it'd be like if I did, right? Huh?

Are... Are you going to play vids tonight Thats what I'm asking

- I know you blackmailed Max. - Take it easy, Billy.

Is he lying or are you lying?

Hey look everyone, Ryan peed his pants

That was the grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life

Gee I can’t wait til I go to first shift.

(children shrieking )

Any More Brain-Busters?

You're Gonna Give The title To Novak? He Is A Bad, Bad Man!

Ow! You're tearing my ear off!

Hey carl have you ever herd of the word privacy

I know you boys like Your spring extra Hailey

Give me one more chance. I'll prove I can take over.

You get your ass out there and you find that duckin’' dino

Call the fire department This one of of control

But you can imagine what it’d be like if he did, right?

That Johnathan Bailey is one piece of ace

I made em extra sloppy

When you start second guessing if you’ve really got that dog in you or not…

I can see your lips moving, but I cant make out the words

You were brought up with every advantage. I bought you everything.

Now the cell's happy. But other molecules are saying ''We'd like some energy too.''

Ivy Leagues / All Jews I choose human ethics

(boy ) Stop it.

Sun, I have a feeling Your whole solar system is going down

ATHENS HIGH FOOTBALL RULES

He called the pop “soda”

Are you in loser denial or something?

When all my meme stocks pump That's nice!

However if there is another Snapchat video sent to me by Placko..

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

If you told me they had delicious wedding soup,..

and over here we have contestant number 25... i've been doing it for years!

Three: we’d bring back some ice cubes… …But make it a pitching wedge

(intro) since the events of uru i haven't even been able to think about yeesha or sirrus and achener. sirrus and achenar basically burned the two linking books because catherine broke the links. but it was my burden that got the better of me but the trauma of saveddro still haunts me.

You ain’t cool unless…. You unscrew a window to smoke in the hospital

I disagree. He’s a very good QB, but I think Josh Allen is the best QB ever.

You could imagine if I didn’t, right?!

I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy.

That Livvy Dunne is one fine piece of ace

Gibbs High Football rules!

Miss Lippy's car is green.

Jasper passed kindergarten Oh what a glorious day

Dr J now or 1974?

This is devastating to his case to, Joe.

Bring that note up to me.

..a g... g... girl...

Thank you Daddy!

Now now, maybe it’s only likely

Flacco’s good

This is Veronica, my teacher. That's Carl.

Except that the puppy... was a dog.

No Holograms will ever be our holograms

Donkey Kong Sucks You know something, you suck!

But you can imagine what it’d be like if I did , right? Huh?

Everyone in this text chain is now dumber after hearing that

Andy is pregnant!

you get your ass in the queue and answer some fucking hars

Snackpack You're the coolest

~ Back to school

Maybe she feels she has to make an example of you.

But you can imagine what it'd be like if I did, right?

I can understand nine words in that book now

Are they lying Or are you lying

It’s nudie magazine day!!

But the Bitcoin my friends ... that is a revolution

I hate fantasy football And I hate all of you!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like...

Will you merry me I love you

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

We'll see you in tahoe, sean What was that, ribe?

Oh, I can. And I will.

Because I paid your teachers to give you decent grades.

Those tits are as good as mine!

The statement I made about Billy Madison was and is completely untrue.

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I know from experience, dude, if you know what I mean.

You get your ass back out there and you find those 22 stars!

..and the puppy was getting... bigger.

Gee, I can't wait till I go to high school.

Almost everytime I see him

Oh. They don't gots to know about it. It could be our milk.

You’re the coolest!

And by opposing end them?

Please, God, give me the answer!

The deal's off. Eric's got the company.

You gotta cherish it.

- Billy is on the right track. - He's on track all right.

You fallen in love with the door or somethin

This is Mishko I think he’s retarded or something

No, sir. He's vanished. Nobody has any idea where he is.

Just give her the trophy.

Hey, Baby! You lookin’ hot tonight.

That doesn't put the digital thermostat under the Christmas Tree on sunday now does it sonia?

Don’t tell me my business devil woman

That Veronica Prawn is one piece of ASS.

Voodoo Doughnuts Sucks

You got ''chlorophyll man'' up there talkin' about God knows what.

I'm trying not to hold you to a higher standard than the rest of the students.

It's fantasy-magazine day!

No no he didn’t

Marblehead Highschool Hockey Rules

Boyle, I got a feeling your whole family's goin' down.

Man I’m glad I drafted that guy

"O'Donnell Rules!" O'Donnell RULES!

NO, THEY AREN’T.

I’m just gonna snap

Kings fans gotta think, you've got a ticket. You've got a responsibility.

Are you in loser denial?

Erik? He is a bad, bad man!

No, you didn't.

Are you in loser denial or something?

It could be *our* brand new HD Master from a 4K Scan of the original camera negative.

No you wouldn't

Why dont you just give him the trophy

He cake the shit poop!

That Sassy Butt is one piece of ACE!

Khan I've got a feeling your whole family is going down...

Dude look at me Shut the fuck..... Up

Charlton Heston Sucks!

If you know what I mean

No, I will not make out with you!

Grand, ripe banana. Trick of the day. Great...

Rather have a beer...

Oh gross! Did you see Seb’s balls? YwH, they were wierd looking!

Peace! I'm Outta Here!

How you guys doin'?

You ain't cool unless you pee your pants.

I don’t want to annoy another trainer Wil Wynn… I want to annoy you…

But you can imagine what it would be like If I did…..

who's filling in for sister sandrine? beryl ball.

- ..is gonna take over Madison Hotels. - Eric?!

Curwick These maps could be our maps

Dickbutt trophy is as good as mine!

My daughters getting married today!!

Shane is pregnant! Congratulations, Dippy!

Don't you say that.

Inside Out (2015)

You know I like AK-74's Why can't you just build me an AK-74

Stop looking at me Pelican!!

Did the penguin tell you to do this?

That’ll end your precious little relationship pretty damn quick, huh?

You get your ass out there and you buy that fuckin' club!

HEY KALI GOOD TO SEE YOU

got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight i hope i don’t get in a fight

Oh they don’t gots to know about it it could be our soda

Bobby: Gee I cant wait till I go to Padua..

That Andrew Vaughn is one piece of ace

Harry passed the third grade Oh what a glorious day!!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. Thank you.

It's that Damn Guru 1.0 Tech Update Again!

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard!

He called the shit poop!

David the wizard? Sounds more like David the Swoogin!!

Peace I'm Outta Here!

- Jeez! What's up her butt? - What was that, Billy?

~ Who's coming back for more

This is devastating to his case too...

It's not a word, he's a baseball player You're cheating!

In the words of the great Billy Madison ...

Have five daiquiris?

I can't believe I liked someone who could roll over and die.

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before...

Snack Pack! You're the coolest!

and over here we have contestant number 13... well i'll just get a bad gateway error!

Move it. Get up there, Kyle.

Everybody my age pees their pants. It’s the coolest!

I Tanya Tucker will vomit

speed flag again

That makes two of us

Liam passed his PT…Ohhhh what a glorious day!!!

What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?

Who would steal 125 boxes of popsicles

Geez, those were great shirts.

Charlie passed the third grade Oh what a glorious day

Lookee what we got here. That silly penguin is back again.

Any more brain-busters?

OK, Mott. But Remember, The Offer Is On The Table.

Spay, I got a feeling you’re Packers are goin' down.

Cuomo, I gotta feeling your whole family is going down

Don't think about it Just hand it over

BACK TO SCHOOLBACK TO SCHOOL...

Broda, I got a feeling your whole familyi is going down.

Brian, don't you think the future of Madison Hotels...

Jeff petry now, or 1974?

You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin dog

You know how badly I can beat you, right?

Broda, I got a feeling your whole family is going down.

Justin I got a feeling your whole team going down

Greg, what you've just said...

A simple no would have been just fine

- R-o-c-k! - The C is silent.

You Shutcha ass up for the next two months or I'll shotcha ass up boy, end of fukkin story Bitch Shut the fukk up, getcha ass out my motherfukkin face nigga, before i pop yo fukkin neck bitch and move down to fukkin Texas

Congrats guys!!

Man, I'm glad I called that guy.

The mucus queen is yours.

I wish I had a tennis coach

Thank you, Uncle Mikey

H-O-C-K-E-Y! OHHH. THE "C" IS SILENT

Want to touch the heinie.

And if anyone mentions the Scott Hartnell buyout… we’ll then I’m just going to loose it.

Are those Austrian or Taiwanese numbers? Does it matter?

Lions Fans, I gotta feeling you’re whole season’s going down

That’s not even fair! You’re cheating!

~ I see things so clearly now

I bet that RJ Harvey’s pretty good

Take it easy psycho

That Brendan Mahon is one hot piece of ass

That Alvin Roberts Is one hot piece of ass

Now, now. Maybe it's somebody else.

Apple says i can try again in 5 hours Were you hacked? Or did you lock yourself out?

It's that Damn Guru 1.0 Tech Update Again!

- Hey. How you doin'? - Let's involve the class.

I'll tell you what it was. It was that damn pith!

SETON HALL BASEBALL RULES!

LADY HUMAN They don’t gots to know about it. It could be our Fritos.

If toe fungus is cool Consider me likes Davis

You know how badly I can beat you, right?

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before...

I don’t want to annoy Arc I want to annoy you

What's today? October?

I’ll tell ya who took those lunches That damned Sasquatch

The Hill be like MISS LIPPYS CAR...IS GREEN!

Just give them the trophy

- Why is everybody so glum? - You seriously don't believe me?

Man am I glad I didn’t trade that guy

Oh my God! I am the winner!

I just want to annoy you

Give 'em hell, Bill.

People to take off sending funnies to

julia gillard what did you think of toxic cheryl de coursey? (roars) oh what a bad influence she should be chopped up and ate in a salad! she's not worth her toxic gills!

Briana: don’t you say that..

(children laugh )

You know I want to turn this time into gym time, why won’t you just let me gym!

I can understand 9 words in that book now