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Boyle, I got a feeling your whole family's goin' down.
I can't believe I liked someone who could roll over and die.
1588.
Broda, I got a feeling your whole familyi is going down.
I don’t want to annoy another trainer Wil Wynn… I want to annoy you…
Oh my God! I am the winner!
That Livvy Dunne is one fine piece of ace
We'll see you in tahoe, sean What was that, ribe?
When you start second guessing if you’ve really got that dog in you or not…
- I have to go to the bathroom. - Probably about two minutes.
- Why is everybody so glum? - You seriously don't believe me?
Shane is pregnant! Congratulations, Dippy!
David the wizard? Sounds more like David the Swoogin!!
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
Gyoooh!
don't get burned when you buy a hat! the latest thing! get dr.drake's heat-proof 'FLAMEAWAY' hat heat-tested to 1000" for £15.
I Tanya Tucker will vomit
Are they lying Or are you lying
Peace I'm Outta Here!
You get your ass back out there and you find those 22 stars!
Justin I got a feeling your whole team going down
You fallen in love with the door or somethin
You could imagine if I didn’t, right?!
You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin dog
Bobby: Gee I cant wait till I go to Padua..
Apple says i can try again in 5 hours Were you hacked? Or did you lock yourself out?
Have five daiquiris?
Broda, I got a feeling your whole family is going down.
The deal's off. Eric's got the company.
Everyone in this text chain is now dumber after hearing that
You get your ass out there and you find those 22 stars!
Lookee what we got here. That silly penguin is back again.
You get your ass out there and you find that duckin’' dino
Are those Austrian or Taiwanese numbers? Does it matter?
Cuomo, I gotta feeling your whole family is going down
Oh she don’t gots to know about it. It could be our sports.
Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. Thank you.
You Shutcha ass up for the next two months or I'll shotcha ass up boy, end of fukkin story Bitch Shut the fukk up, getcha ass out my motherfukkin face nigga, before i pop yo fukkin neck bitch and move down to fukkin Texas
Bring that note up to me.
Flacco’s good
You’re the coolest!
It's James!
Just do it!
He called the shit poop!
Are you in loser denial or something?
Jasper passed kindergarten Oh what a glorious day
C-o...
I just want to annoy you
~ Who's coming back for more
Snack Pack! You're the coolest!
Sun, I have a feeling Your whole solar system is going down
Peace! I'm Outta Here!
Briana: don’t you say that..
Hey look everyone, Ryan peed his pants
If ordering a Breadrocket is cool consider me Miles Davis
And by opposing end them?
He can’t even read
You ain't cool unless you pee your pants.
And if anyone mentions the Scott Hartnell buyout… we’ll then I’m just going to loose it.
That’s not even fair! You’re cheating!
Z... Z...
However, if there is any attempt by either contestant to cheat,...
That makes two of us
Jeff petry now, or 1974?
How’s Med school Ashley!
I’m just gonna snap
OK, Mott. But Remember, The Offer Is On The Table.
. .
Give 'em hell, Bill.
Frankel's Rule
That Veronica Prawn is one piece of ASS.
Marblehead Highschool Hockey Rules
Oh gross! Did you see Seb’s balls? YwH, they were wierd looking!
That doesn't put the digital thermostat under the Christmas Tree on sunday now does it sonia?
Three: we’d bring back some ice cubes… …But make it a pitching wedge
If you told me they had delicious wedding soup,..
Just give her the trophy.
You're Gonna Give The title To Novak? He Is A Bad, Bad Man!
You know I want to turn this time into gym time, why won’t you just let me gym!
you get your ass in the queue and answer some fucking hars
Thank you, Uncle Mikey
That little boy's gotta think: you got a pet, you got a responsibility.
If toe fungus is cool Consider me likes Davis
It's that Damn Guru 1.0 Tech Update Again!
HEY KALI GOOD TO SEE YOU
Stop looking at me Pelican!!
Call the fire department This one of of control
Maybe later.
SETON HALL BASEBALL RULES!
Oh they don’t gots to know about it it could be our soda
That Sassy Butt is one piece of ACE!
That Alvin Roberts Is one hot piece of ass
Snackpack You're the coolest
If you know what I mean
Those tits are as good as mine!
Get wasted
You get your ass out there And you find that fuckin dog!
You’re so smart
I’ll tell you what killed that diabetic on dialysis That damn coronavirus
He don’t gots to know about it
you get your ass out there, and you find that fucking ball
Erik? He is a bad, bad man!
..c-h?
Ow! You're tearing my ear off!
Maybe she feels she has to make an example of you.
..a g... g... girl...
Osteo’s rule
Khan I've got a feeling your whole family is going down...
It could be *our* brand new HD Master from a 4K Scan of the original camera negative.
This is devastating to his case to, Joe.
Bear Gloves
I'm trying not to hold you to a higher standard than the rest of the students.
sdf
I hate fantasy football And I hate all of you!
Stay here.
That’ll end your precious little relationship pretty damn quick, huh?
~ I see things so clearly now
It's fantasy-magazine day!
You ain’t cool unless…. You unscrew a window to smoke in the hospital
- Let's do it. - Is that all right with you, Daddy?
Are you in loser denial or something?
Andy is pregnant!
This is devastating to his case too...
Dickbutt trophy is as good as mine!
That Andrew Vaughn is one piece of ace
You got a misshaped head.
Spay, I got a feeling you’re Packers are goin' down.
Geez, those were great shirts.
They blew it!
Kings fans gotta think, you've got a ticket. You've got a responsibility.
I can understand nine words in that book now
I can see your lips moving, but I cant make out the words
This is Veronica, my teacher. That's Carl.
Porngang rules
Gee I can’t wait til I go to first shift.
Will you merry me I love you
You know how badly I can beat you, right?
Inside Out (2015)
I bet that RJ Harvey’s pretty good
I don’t want to annoy Arc I want to annoy you
I know from experience, dude, if you know what I mean.
Are you Ready
- Jeez! What's up her butt? - What was that, Billy?
No, you didn't.
Slosh
Who would steal 125 boxes of popsicles
Please, God, give me the answer!
Lions Fans, I gotta feeling you’re whole season’s going down
You got ''chlorophyll man'' up there talkin' about God knows what.
NO, THEY AREN’T.
Rather have a beer...
But you can imagine what it would be like If I did…..
Gibbs High Football rules!
and over here we have contestant number 13... well i'll just get a bad gateway error!
Wu blew it!
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard!
"O'Donnell Rules!" O'Donnell RULES!
Oh. They don't gots to know about it. It could be our milk.
H-O-C-K-E-Y! OHHH. THE "C" IS SILENT
I dare you to say joey Diaz sucks to Corey
Miss Lippy's car is green.
He is.
My daughters getting married today!!
Is he lying or are you lying?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like...
However if there is another Snapchat video sent to me by Placko..
Those STL's man... i know
Want to touch the heinie.
I’ll tell ya who took those lunches That damned Sasquatch
No you wouldn't
Any More Brain-Busters?
You get your ass out there and buy that fucking watch!
- R-o-c-k! - The C is silent.
*slurp*
Liam passed his PT…Ohhhh what a glorious day!!!
Grand, ripe banana. Trick of the day. Great...
speed flag again
I
What's today? October?
Any more brain-busters?
~ Back to school
..and the puppy was getting... bigger.
Give me one more chance. I'll prove I can take over.
Yahoo, Bobcat! Bobcats number one! Yahoo!
Man I’m glad I drafted that guy
Where’s check? He’s at the property, Man.
A simple no would have been just fine
He can’t even read
Now, now. Maybe it's somebody else.
Curwick These maps could be our maps
He cake the shit poop!
Eagles eagles
I can understand 9 words in that book now
That was the grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life
It's that Damn Guru 1.0 Tech Update Again!
Voodoo Doughnuts Sucks
Just give them the trophy
(sitar music )
Did the penguin tell you to do this?
Koo!
Good.
Charlie passed the third grade Oh what a glorious day
(boy ) Stop it.
Forget it.
How was it?
He called the pop “soda”
QC Rules!
I'll tell you what it was. It was that damn pith!
Greg, what you've just said...
If you mention Phish one more time I'm just going to snap
You were brought up with every advantage. I bought you everything.
When all my meme stocks pump That's nice!
No, I will not make out with you!
Thank you Daddy!
Man, I'm glad I called that guy.
The mucus queen is yours.
Everybody my age pees their pants. It’s the coolest!
it’s new games with gold day!
Amtal rule!
got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight i hope i don’t get in a fight
No, sir. He's vanished. Nobody has any idea where he is.
This is Mishko I think he’s retarded or something
You know how badly I can beat you, right?
That A
Don’t tell me my business devil woman
who's filling in for sister sandrine? beryl ball.
Pfffft, Trump can’t even readdd...
- What does that mean? - What does that mean?
Everyone in this text is now dumber for having listened to it.
Are you in loser denial?
mahomes I got a feeling your whole franchise is goin' down
and over here we have contestant number 25... i've been doing it for years!
But you can imagine what it’d be like if I did , right? Huh?
- Billy is on the right track. - He's on track all right.
Now the cell's happy. But other molecules are saying ''We'd like some energy too.''
Ivy Leagues / All Jews I choose human ethics
I know you boys like Your spring extra Hailey
(~ 'Beat on the Brat' by the Ramones )
You get your ass out there and you buy that fuckin' club!
!
Why dont you just give him the trophy
We eliminate it. We eliminate Billy Madison.
Jeez!
The statement I made about Billy Madison was and is completely untrue.
WEST MANTEGO FOOTBALL RULES!
Move it. Get up there, Kyle.
(children laugh )
It’s a special time for Mrs Lippy
That Johnathan Bailey is one piece of ace
It is….
Don't you say that.
Congrats guys!!
No Holograms will ever be our holograms
- I know you blackmailed Max. - Take it easy, Billy.
People to take off sending funnies to
Harry passed the third grade Oh what a glorious day!!!
I made em extra sloppy
Berlin Rules
What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?
I am the smartest man alive!
Gee, I can’t wait ‘til I invest in crypto
Hey, Baby! You lookin’ hot tonight.
Gee, I can't wait till I go to high school.
But you can imagine what it’d be like if he did, right?
Dude look at me Shut the fuck..... Up
(intro) since the events of uru i haven't even been able to think about yeesha or sirrus and achener. sirrus and achenar basically burned the two linking books because catherine broke the links. but it was my burden that got the better of me but the trauma of saveddro still haunts me.
Mr. Geraghty you’re scaring us
Almost everytime I see him
It's not a word, he's a baseball player You're cheating!
Donkey Kong Sucks You know something, you suck!
Those are Zs.
But you can imagine what it'd be like if I did, right?
How were her jugs, dave? - Yeah, how were her jugs?
Turner rules!!
julia gillard what did you think of toxic cheryl de coursey? (roars) oh what a bad influence she should be chopped up and ate in a salad! she's not worth her toxic gills!
LADY HUMAN They don’t gots to know about it. It could be our Fritos.
Oh, I can. And I will.
Charlton Heston Sucks!
But you can imagine what it'd be like if I did, right? Huh?
Oh, the sun tries to burn me, but you won't let it, will ya?
(children shrieking )
ATHENS HIGH FOOTBALL RULES
I disagree. He’s a very good QB, but I think Josh Allen is the best QB ever.
Now now, maybe it’s only likely
You know, some people have no willpower, no brains, no vision.
Hey carl have you ever herd of the word privacy
I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy.
I wish I had a tennis coach
Don't think about it Just hand it over
That Brendan Mahon is one hot piece of ass
No no he didn’t
Let's do It
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before...
You gotta cherish it.
The Hill be like MISS LIPPYS CAR...IS GREEN!
How you guys doin'?
- Hey. How you doin'? - Let's involve the class.
Your So Smart
BACK TO SCHOOLBACK TO SCHOOL...
Because I paid your teachers to give you decent grades.
Man am I glad I didn’t trade that guy
But the Bitcoin my friends ... that is a revolution
Take it easy psycho
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
In the words of the great Billy Madison ...
joo!
- ..is gonna take over Madison Hotels. - Eric?!
Dr J now or 1974?
(bell rings )
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before...
Brian, don't you think the future of Madison Hotels...
Beautiful table.
You know I like AK-74's Why can't you just build me an AK-74
It’s nudie magazine day!!
6-7!
Are... Are you going to play vids tonight Thats what I'm asking
Oh My God That’s Funny!
ERIC!?!
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I’ve ever heard
Except that the puppy... was a dog.