Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Charlie passed the third grade Oh what a glorious day

If wearing Fanny packs is cool Consider me miles davis

Is she gonna have a stupid party every time she spends a year in New York?

Well, my gp says... Shut up! Just shut up!

You know I wanna turn this time into gym time, why won’t you just give me my gym time!

It’s those damn valence electrons!

That Alexis Bradley is One Piece of Ass

I am the smartest man alive!!!

- Sure, I'd like that. - OK. Well, I'll see you around.

Rrr... you going to the mall later?

- Couch. - Couch.

That's Tony I heard he's retarded or something

That Molly McGrath is one piece of ass.

Billy? Where’s Billy?

Touch her boobs? That's assault, brother.

Here is a nice piece of shit.

In perfect cursive.

In perfect cursive. Any more bone-busters?

How's Apex, Daddy?

You know I like Charlie mac’s. Why can’t you just give me some Charlie mac’s?!

Don't be. You say you're not a loser, Billy Madison. So win.

I’d rather have a line.

its cool to pee your pants

I dare you to touch her boobs. Touch her boobs? That's assault, brotha.

That's Karen She's retarded or something.

Hey, Jena, so good to see you

ROCK ON, YES!! 311

Aaron's feet passed the third grade Oh what a glorious day!

You know I like Snack Pack. Why can't you give me a Snack Pack?!

I believe you, Billy. And I believe in you.

I know from experience, dude

(Billy laughs )

- Uh, yeah. Who's this? - This is Billy Madison.

OH SHUT UP, MARTIÑ. I'VE HAD TO LISTEN TO YOUR JAWING FOR TOO LONG.

- How many people work for Madison? - 61,000 and change.

You want some of this milk?

Back to school, back to school ...

I dont have access to my Facebook, or indeed.. I think my phone was hacked.. Were you hacked? Or did you lock yourself out?

- Yeah. How does that laugh go again? - You know. (laughs )

Biden, I got a feeling your whole family’s going down

You, me, Jack and Frank... are gonna go around puttin' couches on people's lawns

Oh, he can…And he will

- Peace! I'm outta here! - (cheering )

You're humiliating yourself! Get up!

(woman ) What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do?

- ..I could've enjoyed them with you. - I'm sorry.

You're gonna give Gilead to Eric?

Man, I’m glad I started that guy.

Yes…. Go Yanks.

I know. It's just that classes are so hard, and all the kids treat me like I'm a goof.

Have a quacktastic birthday!

He’s a douchebag

You’ve got a punishment, you’ve got a responsibility.

Hey why is everybody so glum?

Sooooo close Want to touch the Friday

Hinkle’s money is as good as mine!

Engagement…Subs…

Or Motts new fireman friends to deny a friends day.... I am just going to snap

That'll end your precious little fire works pretty darn quick, huh?

''..p... p... p... p...''

No Jokes will ever be our jokes

I'm Sorry. I can't hear you. I have physically abused in the ear.

Let’s go to sleep.

Kelly Madison (1995)

WE’RE GOING TO BUDS!!!

L. Doyle Rules!

Sorry about that, damn guy drives like animal

This programme to make sure they turn the wheels right...

Oh, my God! Old man Clemens hates shit!

It's just too damn hot for a virus to be walking around here

yes beryl debra scrankerman? what do you want? i want to get very scranky.

During that time, Mr. Heyward was disruptive.

If it weren't for you, J... I'd walk my fat-ass right into oncoming traffic

Good. Great. Grand! WONDERFUL!

I knew you had it in ya!

Feel those kicks! He's gonna be a soccer player. He is.

me reacting to a rocket exploding

(reporter ) That was Principal Anderson of Polly Fector Elementary School.

...called the Puppy who GTF away from Joe as fast as possible

You double dare me??

That Grace Hayden Is one piece of Ace

NIL i thank you for beating the shit out of me

Why don’t we just give Wils the trophy?!

Man, I'm Glad we Signed That Guy!

Lilly passed the first grade. Ooooh what a glorious day

Start the 1st round backyard league?

I award you 0.0001 points, and may god have mercy on your soul

If there's any attempt at cheating, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty tramp....

Sachs I got a feeling Your whole team is going down

"Man, I'm glad I called that guy." - Joe Maddon about Zobrist

My Portfolio Is green

I disagree. He's a very good Earthbender, but I think Toph Beifong is the best Earthbender ever.

Back to school, back to school ...

- Donkey Kong sucks. - You know somethin'? You suck.

I'm so depressed.

Using wow group finder..

Me: When i finally beat that hard game

..can be summarised in...

All she's talking about is makin' out with me. I'm here to learn, not to make out.

NOT JUST FOR YOU BOYS AND GIRLS, BUT FOR THE ART TEACHERS TOO.... SO STAY OUTSIDE

Oh, Hanna Battah. So hot.

You ain’t cool unless you make 2 finals appearances

Well, it’s an excellent Ruddy Duck.

I hate Twitter and I hate all of you

SPF I've got a feeling your whole protocol is going down

See those kicks hes gunna be a crowd killer Yes he is

Who would steal 30 bagged jerseys?

Ok, a simple “happy Memorial Day” would have done just fine…

This is great. When I turned 9 all my father did was tell me to get a job.

Here's a nice piece of shit

Rather have a beer.

I don't want to look elsewhere for boobs, Miss Alyssa. I want to see yours.

..but switch it over to a pitching wedge.

That Hayley art well is

Stop short? That’s assault, brotha

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before...

NOW, NOW. MAYBE IT'S ANOTHER BRANDON MILLER ON THE BAMA BASKETBALL TEAM.

What's up her butt That's what I said

HE’S THE REASON THE COMPANY IS SO SCREWED UP, HE’S A DOUCHEBAG.

yes beryl butherette? what do you want? i want to do some managing in malaga.

I’ll show you nipples

- There no penguin! - (squawks )

One would involve some ice cubes and a nine-iron

Daddy's in prison, and he won't be home for a long time.

Where’s Mih Mih?

Brian, I got some interim forecasts for you to...

In perfect cursive. Anymore brain busters?

~ I knew you would go back

Oh hey. Brian! Good to see you!

I knew it was you!

HOHO, I got a feeling your whole family is goin’ down

He used a pole To make the pull

I bet that Snack Pack's pretty good.

But you could imagine what it’d be like if he did, right?

You know, the…the thing..about data centers

Arctic storm Is in big, big trouble

You can imagine what it would be like If I did

(~ 'I'll Tumble 4 Ya' by Culture Club )

- Hi. How you doin'? - Fine.

Orchard High football rules!

Stay at spring.

opening to the incredibles 2005 dvd

I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car. You should've had some.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa Miss Lippy

This does not make the ribosomes happy.

How 'Bout You, Sideburns? You Want Some Of This Milk?

Thank you, Uncle Mikey

Jacob passed the fourth grade Oh what a glorious day

If murder is cool, consider me Rochester, New Yorl

Those are Z’s

Uh,Nina, do you like anybody from work more than a friend?

He’s gonna shit When he realizes it’s AIDS

Where’s Jonny?

My Sister, Fanny

Close Pend Gap Analysis In perfect cursive, got any more brain busters?

Don’t you say that, don’t you ever say that.

who's filling in for robyn greeley? lunchmoney lewis.

Term 1 lets go!

'Penalty' that's a little easy Why dont you just give em the game

I’ll be going to learn

Big Mike Rules!

Billy, you're losing your mind.

No, you didn’t.

Where is Corey?!

I heard she's retarded or something.

Oh my god I am the winner

What can I say… We saved the day I guess

I don't wanna sound like a weirdo, but I kinda missed Miss Vaughn today.

I do not want to annoy I want to annou

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Number 2, Number 2

ARE YOU IN SLAUGHTER DENIAL OR SOMETHING?

Man, I’m glad I Picked up that guy.

You know something you suck!

Ricky is pregnant Congratulations, Dippy!

If $9,000 bitcoin is cool, consider me miles davis!

No, You Didn't.

Go on with the chlorophyll

Anyways, I am sorry about what happened back there,...

Spoilt snot. Get outta here.

OMG I’ll marinade the chicken!

I'll GET YOU DAMN KIDS FOR THIS!!! You're All Gonna Die!!!!

R …. You going to SaaStr?

It's a shitpost again!

Well, based on my feed

but fleet my friends

Me vs All the lines still stuck in my head 20+ years later

Oh. They don't gots to know about it.

You ain’t cool… Unless you have a dad bod

All the people at the zoo are very nice, penguin.

Thats theft brotha

~ Oh, passin' third grade

I think I was hacked. Were you hacked? Or did you forget your passcode?

NO RAIN WILL EVER BE WICHITA’S RAIN

YOU KNOW I LIKE SNACK PACKS. WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME A SNACK PACK?!

Thank you very much Ms Libby!

A simple “9” woulda done just fine but…

No, you didn't.

Me: When rocket league pisses me off

Alright buddy...

Tell him I’m out to lunch!

Go on with the chlorophyll.

The Industrial Revolution is like a movie I know Called minions: rise of gru

Now you're all in Big big trouble!!

That Ms. Appleby is one piece of ass.

~ Hey, what countryfolk we be

That’s assault, mare.

More like BORE-igami!!

Old parents rule!

Oh, they don’t got to know about it!!

Talky talky talky No more talky

You aint cool unless you use transitions

This does not make the ribosomes happy.

You're still scripting. Say "He said "Poop".".

Stole this shirt from Ethan

McAFEE RULES McAFEE RULES

Have five margaritas?

Whiskey is better. It gets you drunk quicker

Rolex! Thanks for the watch, Billy. You're welcome, buddy.

Proceed with the Balloon

Knibb High Football Rules

The AFC North… Is as good as mine!

Trump, I have a feeling your whole family is going down

Daryl You’re scaring us

grand, great banana. trick of the day

Oh, really, fool? Really!

You get your ass out there and you close that bundle!

Ohh bobcat! I knew you had it in ya!

You ain’t cool unless you pee on the floor

Come on, honey.

Oh my god I am the winner!

No, no you didnt

It was tough for me, so back off!

It takes more than two to tango Or something like that

Oh, gross! Did you see that guy's balls?

Good seeing you, sir.

But you can imagine what it'd be like if they did, right? Huh?

Ya double-dare me?

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Mark Schlereth

Po Po Po Po Power with Adam Sandler!

..that was a revolution.

Chops, I got a feeling Your whole teams goin’ down

It’s those damn valence electrons!

Every FOMG Turn Day

Dead Reckoning Sucks

Dak is not sleeping in my room, I’ll tell you that much!

Suck it up. Eight more weeks and you're all set.

And it uses its own pigment molecule, chlorophyll, to carry out the action.

No, you didn’t.