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How's highschool?
If pooping your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
I disagree.
cook, I got a feeling your whole familiy is going down
I dare you to touch her boobs.
They’re so shit, even shit would say they’re shit
who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
Hey! Carl! GOOD TO SEE YOU!
I Heard Kevin’s Mechanic Is Retarded Or Something
Ph…Ph…Ph…Phenomenal Junior
Miss Lippys car is green
Sorry, Daddy.
I don't want to annoy a new Trainer Wil Wynn, I want to annoy you
Almost everytime I see him
I made 'em extra swampy for yous.
Hey.. DAVE!, GOOD TO SEE YOU!
Oh my God Anthony Kim is funny
(squeaking )
Want me to take my shirt off for you?
..you weren't as nice to the kids that you thought were losers.
No, he didn't
That doesnt put the triscuit crackers in my stomach does it?
Sorry daddy
I hate Designs I hate designs and i hate all of you
People to stop sending funnies to
ONE MORE DAY AT DISNEYLAND I'D RATHER HAVE A BEER...
how 'bout you sideburns? You want some of these ethics?
Maybe later.
Slow down
Sabor rules!!
Are you in loser denial or something?
trump exonerado? olvide como oir
Bucks are heeere
I know it was you.
What are you talking about
That's weird lookin'
Sorry doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach, does it, Carl?
Man. I'm glad we didn't draft that guy.
Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
That was the grossest thing i've ever seen in my life! Let's go!
Speckles: The Tarbosaurus Happy Feet Bee Movie Another Egg and Chicken Movie Raya and the Last Dragon
Mimi
Soil rules!
You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin dog
It's Propane reconciliation Day
Cannon & Brown.... I GOT A FEELING YOU’RE BOTH GOIN’ DOWN
No, no, no, he didnt…
Rolex!
Hey, LEE! Good to see you!!
I
Oh gross! Did you see that guys balls? Yeah, they were weird looking.
Now you're all in big, big trouble.
Billy says
Why don’t you just give Justin the trophy
Hey, I'm tryin' to score points with the teacher today. Don't screw it up!
- Do you know where the bathroom is? - Second door on the left.
VirGinia is homeless, CONGRATULATIONS!
Acknowledge me! Bloodline, I got a feeling your whole family is going down
Now, now. Maybe it's somebody else.
THE KITTY T SHIRT IS AS GOOD AS MINE!
Hello!
opening to finding nemo 2003 dvd
Jasper passed kindergarten. Oh what a glorious dayyy
Cock ring! You’re the coolest!
Drew is back to being a BA
Uh-huh.
The Knicks suck.
~ My boots tied tight
Carl this m
That's Assault Brotha
Hm...
Are you in loser denial or something?
Mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis is the best video game ever.
are they gonna have a stupid party every time one of these stupid kids starts a new grade
all right, Lowe’s it is!
You know, yeah. Pick it up and gimme...
Sixty Nine!
OK BUT FOR NOW I HAVE TO STUDY
Would you like to try writing some words in cursive on the blackboard today?
If watching goes get sucked off is cool Consider Joe Miles Davis
This African Safari Is as good as mine!
That’s Garza, I heard he’s retarded or something
Let me ask you something, Carl. You started here, what, 25 years ago?
...or something like that
Me after a bunch of Busch Light giving unsolicited life advice to the Bombers.
Trst Test
I can't believe this is happening right now.
.
Pre-flighters 42
You get your ass out there and you find that ball!
I know who added the pyro check...
That Cole Hellman is one fine piece of ace
If getting CoViD is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Michigan State sucks....
I’ll give you a shrine!
Shh. Here he comes!
Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy
And all the kids are treating me very nice. It's great.
Here’s a nice piece of shit
Hey, Billy, who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
OH WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY!!
Things were going along great until this wrestling freak messed things up.
We gonna sets it on fire!
Billy is going to be sharing our fun and learning for the next two weeks.
Loser? I ain't no loser. I was the king of this Pick Em Contest
Heading Back into Society Got my mask tied tight
Pff, racist can’t even read
He's not my brother. He's my son.
(laughs )
Billy? Eat your soup.
I’ll give you a bowl cut
Call the fire department. This one's outta control(!)
Big Boy don't gots to know about it
Very nice of you to pick up your brother Tony here at school
Antonio Brown is as good as mine!
Dom! He’s lying!
Buy… Lionsgate…
You know something? You suck.
What in tarnation? What in Sam Hill does that mean? You better explain yourself lickety split, bucko!
Back to School, Back to School
Quigley Down Under. Let me check the Quigley's Village! Only VHS!
I'll turn this damn plane around
You ain't cool unless you pee ya pants!
I'll tell you who it was, It was that Damn George Soros!
Hey, maybe they're playin' Marco Polo.
Are you in loser denial or something?
No, they won’t.
You know somethin'? You suck!
oh my god that is funny!
It's soup again!
Could be worse.
Bath.
However, if I see another tweet with a 1000 pointing fingers pointed towards
Thank you mommy
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
Yes?
Please god tell me what we are having for dinner!
yeah what's your point?
I choose business inventories
Sorry doesn’t put the Ho-hos back in my stomach. Now does it?
Ramone Passed The Third Grade
I think Crazy Necci is Right
Is she gonna have a stupid party every time she spend a year in New York?
..were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
oh, back to shift...
Wanna trade me your snack pack for the rest of this banana?
Ells, you’re scaring’ us.
No they didn’t.
(Adam Sandler noises)
Tim BoYLE RULES
No.
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
Thank you very much, Miss Lippy!
I’m never coming back to the office, never!
~ That you'll be shootin' for
(boys ) Whooo!
(whispers ) Ask her if she has a boyfriend.
My dear Lord.
~ But without the roots of love every day, girl
I don't understand it.
Nooooo, you didn't.
OH MY GOD I AM THE WINNER!
Koo!
Jeff petry now, or 1974?
Eric is pregnant! Congratulations, dippy!
But the industry my friends... That was a revolution
Happy Birthday, sir! Hope your day is as good as Billy's
Bob and Methods emails.
Do we have to do this with Captain Dipshit here?
you get out there and you find that upgrade #Goldenticket
Damn sasquatch It's that damn sasquatch
Kid can’t even read
jane street?????? more like LAME STREET!!!!
I hate chips and dip and i hate all of you!
Sorry doesn’t put the A-Team together, does it, Jon!
Hey, look, everybody! Baker shit his pants!
Kids can’t even read.
Gee I can’t wait till I got to Amalfi…
Bailey, I got a feeling your whole family's goin' down.
Hey. Look at all this milk.
I DON'T WANT TO ANNOY ANOTHER PARK GIRL, MS ALYSSA. I WANT TO ANNOY YOU.
(whispers ) No.
Call the fire department
I'll give you this banana for McCaffrey
~ Veronica, I thank you
I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul
Orchard Farm High football rules!
Happy Birthday, David! Hope you get as much joy as Billy does getting snack packs!
Mooch and Jones I got a feeling your whole family is going down
Why’s everybody so glum?
I got a feeling your whole teams going down
OK. A simple ''great'' would have sufficed...
That Isla Dawn Is one piece of ass
We don't want to annoy anyone else Pixie We want to annoy you.
george maybe we'll move the rook! maybe we will faye! rook to J5!
..these gentlemen will miss their flights.
"Blank Check (1994) Blank Check (1994)
That’s nice
Leg!
Thanks a lot, O'Doyle. Nice meetin' you.
How was it? Yea, how was it?
If josh betts makes It on council lol
you get your ass out of bed and you get to work on time
I NEED TO CALL THE CDA! LOUISE’S EYES ARE SHAPED LIKE POOP!
That's Assault, brotha
They look like Rs to me.
Snack pack! They’re the coolest
Who's lane kiffin? He coaches in the SEC too
A little confused, kinda sweaty,...
Protect your CAC For Safety Sake.
Hey! Brian! Good to see you!
She called the stoop a porch
Making fun of a little kid for trying to write Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?
Get off your ass and go find that fucking truck
No you didn't...
When the Biden campaign won’t admit to Voting and Mail fraud President Donald J. Trump and Rudy Giuliani
Slow down Alex!
Sorry doesn’t put the triscuit crackers back in my stomach. Now does it Lou
Perfect cursive. Any other brain busters
Move it or lose it.... Get on the bus!!!
For the love of god fire him
I heard he's retarded or something.
GEEZ, A SIMPLE "OK" WOULD HAVE DONE JUST FINE, BUT...
This is the best night of my life
Damien likes beans, don't you, damien
I think it's time to play dodgeball
Hahahaha
- You gotta be kiddin' me. - Mom, that's Billy. He's in my class.
MORE CUM MORE CUM MORE CUM
You could help me shave my armpits
Taking jabs at Checks rich girlfriend. Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?
it's new gpx day
I know how yous kids like 'em crusty
You get your ass out there and you close that bundle!
Keep your mouth shut for the next two weeks or I'm gonna fail you. End of story.
Gee I can’t wait until I get to be in the RV biznees
I think Billy and his girlfriend are playin' water polo or somethin'.
Classic
GLR #2023
I dare you to touch her boobs. Touch her boobs? That's assault, brotha.
And if anyone mentions the Scott Hatnell buyout… then I’m just going to lose it.
~ I choose my destiny
Man, I'm glad I played 2k with that guy.
Glenville passed the 3rd grade Oh what a glorious day
A-r-t-e! The E Is silent!
In June 1983 he sat on some guy's head and killed him.
You keep me giving me those odds son, cos I'm gonna hit it every time.
Ttt today junior Ttt today junior
Thank you, Juanita.
Bobby called the fags nerds
I drew the dog blue because I’ve never seen a blue dog before
We have block chain in use No you don't
Soooo sorry to interrupt
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to [Wizard] alluran
The Office is great. I mean, I'm learning a lot
Thank you very much, miss libby!
Braaavf. Calitifo!
I am just going to snap
ONE MORE DAY AT DISNEYLAND I'D RATHER HAVE A BEER...
~ Retrieved for a bounty
No you won’t
_
Prospecting
T....t.....t... Today Junior!!!
You know I like AK-74's Why can't you give me a AK-74
Please no gibberish today gab
now unvanquish mrs.smith! fjrfy ei rkr otgh opt ptf rofpgorf
_
My name is Max Anderson,...
~ I bet you thought that I was dead
Wanna trade me him for this banana?
that shannon elizabeth...is one piece of ass
You’re so smart
I don't want to annoy anyone Angela, I want to annoy you
(explosion )
That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life!
Yahoo for Sarah! Sarah's number one! Yahoo!
That's not fair! Harry is not a word. He's a Quidditch player. You're cheating!
You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' Wagyu
Yahoo, Bobcats! Bobcats number one! Yahoo!
1981? 1986?
That AOC is one Piece of Ace
(high-pitched) Nothing. See you next season for Broomball, Mr.Martin.
… a little hungry … But all in all, I’m ok.
Utley, I got a feeling your whole family's goin' down
The Danny McGrath that graduated from Knibb High School in 1984?
Remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade?
Yeah, here we go again. Another treat from the road.
Hey Carl, what's up? Nothing much, Ryan.
ITS STEELY DAN
- You're joking, right? - Let's take it a little easy here, Billy.
Me: When rocket league pisses me off
Scott to Client Sales
- Billy, what has happened to you? - We're gonna go on a date.
Oh I can And I will
Opening to The Fox and the Hound 2006 DVD
Don't run!
- Look! She came! - And she came too.
Have some more Sloppy Joes.
Yeah!
No… no I dont
Sorry daddy
As of this moment, Mr Madison is ahead by one point.