Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I look at that young man
And I never had to pay for dinner. Well, that's not true. I pay taxes.
Why confront something when you can avoid it, right?
Yeah.
All you can do now is go up there and start your crappy, disappointing life
Go say that.
Did she seem happy? Did she say anything about me?
If she ever got clingy, the armed guards stopped her.
Until one day...
- That is just ridiculous. - Well, water is blue.
- I don't understand! - Ted, in the name of all that is sacred...
Goodbye.
(ALL EX CLAIMING)
You made a really, really, really bad choice.
(GASPS)
Bedford Hills Federal Penitentiary.
- What you got there, Ted? - A little reference map I made for myself.
Yeah, if the last person I wanted to see walked through the door,
And Kyle and I weren't even doing anything serious.
What's up?
The waiter asked her, "And will you need utensils?"
Oh, my God, Sasser. Fart much?