Machetes Up Top - Weeds [S05E02]

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Machetes Up Top - Weeds [S05E02]
TV-MAComedyCrimeDrama

Nancy secretly visits Guillermo in prison; Celia discovers a hidden talent at the rebel camp; Shane goes to stay with Nancy's estranged sister.

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15 Jun 2009
Machetes Up Top
Michael Pressman
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#1
Released 2009-06-15, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.731
-Why, are you naked? -No.
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Released 2009-06-15, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2009-06-15, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2009-06-15, Rated TV-MA
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