Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Christmas is right around the corner...

Whitey, we went over this two months ago.

♪ I'm the kind of guy who can't stand a holiday ♪

Neol apeuge halji molla! Neol apeuge halji molla!

Sorry, i'm not up on modern technology.

I'd hit a 3-pointer, but i'd have to drop my pants...

Don't ever use that kind of language again. Do you hear me?

2 x 7 x 13 x 31 = 5642

well, over there's my family home

♪ that's a technical foul ♪

After all, it is the holidays.

- What? - He no pay for his four scorpion bowl.

I need to get some traction.

Are you ready to join me, big guy?

At least she was looking at me. That felt all right.

want this to end

See you later, nice humans. See you later, nice humans.

Sheep poo poo poop

Foul on this kid for eating everything in sight.

Let's just get some snacks and chat. Okay?

when he got there i said, i can't believe you thought i was serious

Please, just let me speak for one second.

Whitey, where were you?

Hopefully that young man's getting a weed whacker for christmas.

'cause that's a technical foul

- That's a technical foul - please, say hiney.

Run, hippie! Run!

Go ahead. I'll be on the first bus out. I ain't spending 10 years in prison.

Got any sand or rock salt in there? 'Cause i need to get some...

Happy Chanukkah. Now, leave me alone.

But in order to do so, you're going to have to learn...

is because i was the worst offender

- Here you go. - Thanks. Have a good day.

Or it's a technical foul

What A Nightmare What A Nightmare

He could've at least given me a push or something.

! the rest is history c'mon you've at least gotta admit that you enjoy chinese school and you'll go again so you can gratuate and i like mrs ho she's the perfect teacher. put this conversation off but pause it until 5:00 PM sunday because i tasted jumeirah today it was awesome and the sex birds have come to say goodnight to daddy.

Was that jennifer friedman?

That's not a lobster bib, eleanore. That's a germ protector for your tushy.

You stepped up for me, stone. I don't know if i could ever repay you.

'cause there's a patch at the all-star banquet waiting for me

a technical foul

♪ that's a technical foul ♪

That won't be necessary.

Getting himself arrested, mayor duhy. He broke into the mall.

...the 35th annual dukesberry all-star patch.

...as the jcc miracle game.

Got any sand or rock salt in there?

he'd always whisper in my ear

Trespasser. Do you want to be eaten alive?

...then walk home and enjoy the holiday decorations.

and on christmas eve and the last night of Chanukkah

♪ so i drink them all away, that's me ♪

The jcc was down by 24 points.

♪ my jewels got licked by six frisky deer ♪

you gotta do it, davey

but the next time you'd see him, he'd go out of his way to smile and wave at you

but that was back when he was nice

it's the kind of a night when your feet match

It was great patching with you.

It’ll be a nice snack for February

Okay. That's good, but don't forget your hammies.

Easy, seizure-boy!

You know, eleanore really does look like an owl.

Put it up, ben.

I can’t even understand you, bruh.

Muffin boy, what's your real name?

till i told him he was useless

The mayor? Was it about the ruffians who stole my liz taylor wig?

...gnc, radioshack...

♪ if i decide to wash my ass with your monogrammed towel? ♪

I can't believe this is happening.

And i guess i'll patch you later.

One. Two. Three!

Don't ever use that kind of language again. Do you hear me?

Now you go to jail and marry big, smelly man.

It's gonna be a good night. Let's get to it.

Your honor, i still got a pretty good jump shot. Let me show you.

Ladies and gentlemen, this next award, the dukesberry all-star patch...

through basketball or the mall

the whistle, she's on the prowl

Where am i going, baby? Where am i going? Oh, snap. Oh, snap.

Let's go get some coffee.

It's only the most prestigious award given out at the all-star banquet.

...our parents come to all our games even though we always lose.

It all seems so long ago

Are you finally dead, old man?

I hope you all like your jockstraps extra sweaty.

Well, while whitey and eleanore are getting ready for the banquet...

...coming up with his own way of feeling tingly all over.

I wouldn't show that picture to anyone...

Let the guy talk!

♪ i can't believe i haven't killed myself ♪

No. He made me see how great whitey is and how neglectful we've all been.

Your horn works, try the lights.