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♪ but then i started drinking beer ♪
Attention all officers. Davey stone is on the loose.
Hey. What are you do...? No!
That 10-year sentence i promised you starts tonight.
You actually give a crap about winning a patch?
Twenty years?
with joy
♪ but i'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze ♪
Could i get a lift from you, partner?
Numb-nuts is here.
Well, if you guys don't mind...
...the memories of the fun times i did have...
THOMAS & FRIENDS 20020
Sam Sparks, The Pearl In His. - Snake!
...to...
- Oh, my god. - Don't laugh at her.
Yeah!
...because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
Fourteen.
It's your moment, whitey
- Come on! - Let's go!
The worst has happened. I'm covered in human feces.
please let there be a miracle.
Thank you.
I think you all know which dream came true.
"Good Night, Mayor! And The Answer To Your Question Is Spencer's Gifts."
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
...playing ball for the jewish community center, with the best shot ever seen.
No, it was me.
Oh, boy.
What a bizarre matchup. Good luck, whitey. You'll need it.
♪ that's just who i am ♪
There's a surprise in there you'll like.
Turns out they were on their way to the ball game...
for service to the league and this community, i proudly present to you...
i hate me
Eat that nut-strap, Bitch!
Alcohol in our house? This is never going to work.
here with wigs mcgee and the furry elf
Are those tears in his eyes?
Jokes on you tough guy. I can't read
...when you see a group of deer helping a motorist in need?
♪ here with wigs mcgee and the furry elf ♪
Alvin and the Chipmunks Lady and the Tramp Alpha and Omega Eight Crazy nights
With pleasure!
Well, all right. Look at all that beautiful, white stuff come down.
We love you, tommy!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
it's just not fair
And to me, the mall is the best place to do that.
Whoa! Whoa! Hang in there, betsy! We'll make it! Whoa!
You're supposed to hold the stick and just eat the corn dog off of it.
Smile! Your mom wants to take a picture.
Neither am i, but that don't stop me from enjoying a holiday.
You're trading in the midget for a spaz?
- Oh, whitey. - And the 11 th!
That kind of shooting makes me want to do the robot dance.
good, R15 house sucks
Is it just me, or did you notice when he said, it could be you...
Thanks for the recognition.
I I
♪ when you feel nearly 5-foot-3! ♪
What's happening?
My fingers in your mouth kitty But I don't feel no teeth
Stone, you leave me no choice. I’m gonna really have to crack down hard this time.
Won't you dance with me
♪ Can i walk around with my morning erection? ♪
let me get this straight. You expect me to change my lifestyle in one night...
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
...to yell at a woman who's obviously not there.
playing ball for the Jewish Community Center, with the best jump shot this town’s ever seen.
Lost Grimoirs Artifact Of Desire
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da— It’s Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mine!
That's the reaction i thought i'd get.
Anyways, the mayor seems to think there's a chance...
...for the community center earlier this year.
THOMAS & FRIENDS
...to even think i was in the running.
It's your moment, whitey
First position. Second position.
...how to light the Chanukkah candles at our house tonight?
Why? You're smaller than me? I didn't notice that. Why? You're smaller than me? I didn't notice that.
She's going through a tough time now.
you want me to deal with pain well, cheers is what i say
believing in santa's all wrong
You're in. Let's go.
How'd he end up this way? Let's save that for later...
No, hockey players get up too early.
You know, i don't like me very much either.
a technical foul
You're turning 70 years old...
Did you prepare that or did you rhyme that many times in a row by accident?
...not for the fact that he had the hairiest buns in the locker room.
Keep dreaming.
I need to go apologize to someone before i leave.
666YOUTUBE sucks
Hey. What are you do...? No! The worst was happened. I'm covered in human feces! You're a fricking dangerage Nice smelling with you patchy! But for health reasons i should probably spray you off! Smell you later. Poopsicle ha ha ha! I know i am!
it's your moment, whitey
innerspaceexplorer is bald Note: I f***ing love 8 Crazy nights
aren't you a boy get out of my room mum
make some long-distance calls?
♪ i guess i'll have to deal with your demands ♪
I'm not jewish.
And Superbad and the land before time and Littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and Lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
That's a lady, and you will not speak about her that way!
♪ fireflies to that girl ♪
No, mr. Chang. It's me, whitey duvall.
I don't see any skin, monkey-man.
he thought he got some tongue
Slap Shot (1977)
- There he is! - Stone, what are you doing here?