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They're just watching their backs.
Yes. Yes, I-I'm glad my misery makes you happy.
See, every day is the most special day.
Because she's a coke-fueled shit show.
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
This isn't right Nate,
He's doesn't know how old his daughter is!
- Me? - Yes!
of working themselves out on Christmas...
Okay. Okay. Looks like someone here is on the naughty list.
A drop? I'm picking up a package from Vanessa.
I'm sorry, what part of "99.9% effective"
- Was it drugs? - Oh.
- It's day one of their maybe divorce. - Okay, you know what?
- Flo Rida? - No, Florida.
♪ Come seize us ♪
I know, but I'm here. Let's live in the moment.
Jesus Christ. How many presents does one kid need?
But it wouldn't be Christmas without it though, pal.
every day of the year.
Sad dad coming through!
Okay, I need you to be normal right now.
D'oh. God. You do this every time!
"Y"...
Kid's a dummy.
Well, tell your father we would be happy to sit,
What kind of car would you like?
Oh, lord. Can you take the battery out of her?
- It's drugs! - Just give 'em the drugs!