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This "sacred document"? It's been amended 27 times!
Oh. Oh, yeah. Okay.
No government goons yet.
Oh, Jesus. Did you join a cult?
Yeah?
She is gonna give me a product, which I cannot tell you about.
We're not getting divorced.
- Shit! What are they doing here? - See?
I'm right.
This is my investigation!
Not anymore. No, they changed it.
Everybody, I want you to lower your phones
How does that have any bearing on this story?
and on the road with a Christian rock band.
There's no point in going to the conference without the sample.
Our car broke down. Our car broke down.
Uh, whatcha drinkin'?
I can't!
That is not how special works.
Yeah. Responsible gun owner.
Oh, wow. Your dad must love this place.
I swear, you get dumber by the second.
- Hope you find some spirit! - Clever.
Am I dumb?
Merry Christmas!
where it's Christmas 364 days a year!
♪ Lord Jesus. ♪
and take your goddamned tree with you,
- I'm really close to salvation. - Holy shit.
All right. Yes. I'm sorry.
P.F.R. N.D.A. declares confidential
♪ My Jesus! ♪
I'm on the road with my new family.
Dad!
And we're gonna be on the beach before you know it.