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and I was reading this article that said
I'm so sorry, Honey.
How am I gonna get this to Florida?
Look, I know it's hard to understand, let alone accept,
Okay, what about that then?
It's a fake sad bar, not a real sad bar.
- No. - Yes.
So... hooray!
Thank you! Thank you!
- Yeah, but you're way more mad at him. - For sure.
with limited potable water that has to be saved for consumption?
- Well, soap and water works better. - Yeah, I know it works better.
It's fine. I've got this completely under control.
How did you get this?
- Ashantis? - Uh-huh.
Do I really need to repeat that sentence?
Dad, why can't we sit with mom and Delilah?
- Just tell me what it is. - Lower the gun!
- Are you crying? - No, it's no crying.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. - What?
"K"...
- or whatever it is you work for. - It's just biotech...
I really couldn't... no, don't film me.
Babe! What are you doing here? How did you find me?
So a bum with a band uniform.
We're gonna go save your idiot dad.
Mm-hmm?
- I took something from work. - Oh? What'd you take?
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Why do you always have to make this about you
Our founding fathers would shit their pants
- I hated the way that felt. - Please, never again.
Hey, let's... let's go.
Looks like we found ourselves a scrooge, folks.
Do we need to do this right now?
- Merry Christmas. - Okay.
Look, Nate, just give us the stuff, Honey.
I have to go to sound check.