Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're going to make a joke about my special present.
This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
I don't like you going out with my daughter, Ross.
...and partly because they just keep coming to me.
Good. So, Ross...
Don't worry. I just didn't realize you were married.
Yeah, why don't you... Ahem. Uh...
POLYAMORY HYPOCRISY YUSUF: this is weird FOR MEEEE
Well, it turns out you were right, C.H.E.E.S.E.
Sure you did. You came in, got all awkward and ran to the bedroom.
You know what, Daddy? If you don't like Ross, that's fine.
- We'll be here. - Thanks.
...if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
"Not all bad."
I have had enough of this. I care a great deal about your daughter.
Oh, Ross is so great.
I'm the lead in Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
Like the Terminator, or, uh, when I first saw you.
...you're not...
That's not a bad idea!
He doesn't like me. He had C.H.E.E.S.E. Knock over the sandwich table...
Come on, guys. I really want this guy to like me.
- The reason he just said. - What do you need?