Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You don't have to be a detective to work that out!

And this is where it all happens.

Nasty Way to go!

- What's the situation? - Two blokes and a fuckload of cutlery.

- Have you ever seen Point Break? - No.

No luck catching them oom-killers, then?

Well, this is me.

What are you suggesting?

No, Nicholas, I'm afraid it is you

No caffine after midday

Has it? Like what?

Now, My perfect Sunday...

So I thought I might take them up on the offer and move to Buford Abbey.

Capitalism, Wonderful!

It was the single most painful experience of my life.

Hey Jess, How's the hand?

Wales, Wales, Wales Change the Fucking Record

- Fuck off! - Thank you, Danny.

We got Offensive, or, uhhh Defensive

BUSYBODIES?! THEY'VE GOTTA BE DEALT WITH, FRANK!

ADSI, ADSI, ADSI Change the fucking record

You can throw us in prison and go back to being blind, submissive slaves.

It's not your village anymore.

Apple Devices: Oh, we got "On", or... "Off".

Ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?

Do you wanna take this higher? Yes, yes I do

than he was with his sordid affair with Eve Draper

Tripped and fell on hernown shears

You will try and spell his name correctly this time, won't you, Timothy?

Official Vocab Guidelines...

Too Cheesy -Pie

He's my dad. Take my car.

We will now be able to concentrate on the eradication of our legacy system integrations

- Danny, why didn't you say something? - We were working, weren't we?

What, what about Leslie Tiller? One of your own?

If we can’t have him, no one can

no meetings before midday

we no longer refer to these incidents as "accidents," they're now "collisions."

She tripped and fell on her own shears.

Still a bit stiff.

who is going to have to come with us.

Oh Rodney, You dirty bugger!

Fascism. Wonderful

Oh, you're an atheist?

Take out all the little people, you get to waltz off with the cuddly monkey.

The boys here aren't used to the concepts you're bandying about.

I think somebody needs to go home.

You cheeky fucker!

He's in the loo.

You don't know how to switch off!

Now, you'll all be delighted to hear

Nobody tells me nothing.

They said you were good

Police work is as much about preventing crime

I brought you into this country I think it's rather fitting that I should be the one to take you out of it

I think after my mum died, it's what he wanted, you know, keep me close by.

You are all gonna have to come with me.

he isnt even from round here

That was AMAZING

Hello Tom, how’s the hand?

Elfyn Evans was Fucking Robbed!

What you gonna do?

Developers' mums

Official vocab guidelines state that "ENG" is too aggressive

My, my. Here come the fuzz.

It’s not your group anymore.

I'll deal with the press, Sergeant.

Thank you, Danny.

Statistically, Sandford is the safest village in the country.

And the christening will be a week on Saturday and we're all invited.

now that that's finished, I'd say that's lunch

Pack it in, Cade, you silly bastard!

Could I HAVE a GLASS OF THE CRANBERRY JUICE PLEASE?

Yes, we were just discussing the accident.

- Because I was there! - There's a point.

- Oh, I see. It's "fascism." - Fascism. Wonderful.

When's your birthday? Twenty-second of February.

If we don't come down hard on these clowns We'll be up to our balls in rip off merchants!

Is it true that there is a place in a man's head

'Cause we sat through three hours of so-called mission this morning And the Orbiter was the only convincing moment in it

Janine, I've been transferred. I'm moving away for a while.

- Pint of lager, please, Mary. - Right you are, my love.

Sergeant, this is beginning to get embarrassing.

That's quite all right Ms.Kirrilly! Drive safe!

No, you're right, you do have that rubber plant.

Get a look at his graph

yes beryl butherette? what do you want? i want to do some picking out the pepsi and ers in er peppers in peppermint grove.

There's always something going on, Danny.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

I’m not Janine

Do feel free to spool through.

Drop in and see me sometime. My discounts are criminal.

Oh, yeah, he was a prickly customer, weren't he?

You and your interfering little friend.

Actually, I wasn't talking about him.

- He's gone. - Oh, my God. Who's gone?

Very good. What he said.

It's off the fucking chain!

Murder, murder, murder. Change the fucking Record.

I wanna do what you do You do do what I do

Pack it in Toto you silly bastard

- You want to take this higher? - Yes, yes, I do.

I just can't believe Leslie's dead. How did it happen?

That is until the night Mrs. Butterman was taken from me.

- You don't switch off, do you? - You sound like my ex.

They listed his age as 25 When he's actually 23

- Well, how's our guest? - Guest?

How’s the hand?

- Excuse me. - What?

Hey, that's us.

I did miss a few dinners. You know, parties, a birthday or two.

- Pack it in, Frank, you silly bastard! - Now, now.

I expect you're wondering why we call them the Andes.

No luck with those pipes then? It's just the one pipe, actually.

No luck catching them geese then?

so he sends round his legal fella, Martin Blower, God rest him,

It may be unsafe here.... valhalla?

A dateless bargain to engrossing death.

Oh, I beg to differ, Mr. Weaver.

Impressive Haul

Hello Nicholas, how's the head? Still a bit stiff?

He tripped and fell off his hotel balcony? Liam Payne was FUCKING MURDERED

Oh, we got red or white.

And are they as big as he is?

Can I see the manager, please?

Well, actually, I could probably make my own way up. Hag.

- Hello? - Janine, it's me.

Testing. Testing.

Patrick Swayze's just robbed this bank and Keanu Reeves is chasing him

Now just a quick question, what’s your perfect Valentine’s Day?

You really want to process all this lot?

and potential disloyalty from fickle customers,

I'll tell you how this is gonna end!

of the Sandford bloody Citizen, be our guest.

Oh mangowood mangowood mangowood, change the fucking record!

Oh, BRANDS, BRANDS, BRANDS. Change the fucking record.

You’ve got a moustache… I know

Official vocab guidelines state that "force" is too aggressive.

We got Offensive, or, uhhh Defensive

I couldn't help but recall your comments at the theater on the previous evening.

Everything's gonna be fine.

Football football football Change the fuckin record

PACK IT IN 2020 YOU SILLY BASTARD

Caution. Rogue Robots

It all started with my Uncle Derek. He was a Sergeant in the Met.

Pain in the arse.

Another Glenn GW. They've gotta be dealt with Frank!

Well, our Inspector requested we attend. So...

Sergeant Angel, at last. Frank Butterman.

WITH PORTER, EVERYONE AND THEIR MUMS IS OPENAI

Fuck are you on about?

You've shown me that before. Change the fucking record

And made good your escape utilizing your impressive skills as a fun runner.

Close down the road until the ambulance crew arrives,