Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What about you? What made you wanna become a police officer?

Sergeant Angel's been taken care of?

Hey, that weren't me.

Pint of lager please, Mary

Morning, Sergeant.

Danny, can you open four?

Nasty Way To Go

a large area of land on the outskirts of Sandford,

- You want to take this higher? - Yes, yes, I do.

We just sat through three hours of so-called acting, Constable,

There's a reason we accommodate a few of the younglings at the pub.

You might as well go back and just enjoy the rest of your birthday.

- He's a doctor, he can deal with it. - I never shot anyone before.

- "Cop Enjoys Watching Young Lovers"? - I don't think so.

I reckon he's got something there.

Mornin’ Arbour

Well, there's nothing going on, is there?

However, there was a loose end.

Splattered before he could share with me

What absolute horseshit.

I mean, what made you wanna be a policeman?

Hello Jess, How's the hand?

what he told Leslie Tiller that very afternoon.

I have to water my Peace Lily.....

- Simon Skinner, I believe you've met. - Oh, we're already firm friends.

And whatever the cost, we would make Sandford great again.

My perfect Valentine’s Day…

No luck catching North Manny then? North Manny then?

No luck catching those bugs then? It's

What absolute horseshit.

-No luck with them ms then? -Its just the one m, actually

i always knew i was spiteful in a way but this one's a match thank u

Mental!!!!! Aaaaaahhhhhh Koont!

I'm going to need some chocolate cheesecake Sorry solomon

You’re a doctor, deal with it

- What happened, Danny? - Car accident.

you're a woman. Deal with it yeah motherfuckerrr

- How's Lurch? - He's in the freezer.

Frank, this whole thing started because you lost somebody you loved.

Stav over there was an extra in Dr Who

And what can I get you that isn't a cranberry juice?

How about another beer?

A love struck Romeo sings a streetsus serenade.

The mom or the sister? Same person

Whoever the anonymous screenshotter is…..

I have a forensic degree you know

Sandford is a lie, Doris.

- What exactly were you thinking? - Don't know. Pub?

All right, in the meantime, why don't you check out a few of Martin Blower's clients?

It's hardly in keeping with the village's rustic esthetic, is it?

Crusty jugglers.

Staging the murders as accidents.

Well, however you spin this, there's one thing you haven't taken into account.

You'll find that we run a very tight ship here.

This really hurts… …I’m going to need some ice cream

On the church with a steeple.

Sancho Sancho Sancho Change the Fucking Record

I’d say that’s lunch.

Go back to London

You think this is sufficient reason to Attach to 6 before hearing the radio message

Leslie Tiller was on fucking cocaine!

That might be a little hypocritical of me, Reverend.

- Oh, that's Lurch. - Go on.

at the scene of the Blower-Draper death, on the outskirts of Sandford,

Hi, Safeguarding? Yeah it's Derby again...

Why are you dressed like a fiction employee

How did it happen?

its your job isnt it to book training

It's all about being a team player, Nicholas.

Michael? Are you there?

What a gaylord!

Look, I appreciate your position, Mr. Webley,

Please, Sir, Secret is down CAOC

To unite the clans? It's just the one Klan actually.

Another beautiful day in God's country.

- I'll drive. - Shotgun! Punch that shit!

Right. And where has the swan escaped from exactly?

Glen - Lets go for a long run Also Glen...

What ya got writer's block? Nah, I got writer's building.

How’s the ankle James? Still;

Yeah. If you didn't see anything suspicious, then who did?

We can do it together. You and me. Partners.

- We're making you Sergeant. - I see.

Sir, this doesn't make any sense.

No luck catching them Caterpillars then....

Skinner just sent someone to kill me, and, now, now he's gone somewhere.

- Did you cook any fools? - Excuse me?

This Is About To Go Off.

The Joke about signing someone and playing them in a completely different position Give it a f*****g rest

- Hell of a day, huh? - Yeah.

its your job isnt it Purchasing

We are gonna be up to our balls in jugglers

Good Morning You Mewling Quim

Yeah, well, the thing is, sir.

Yeah! Hey, come on, it might be fun.

No luck catching those bugs then? It's just the one bug actually...

Her horticultural expertise helped put Sandford on the map.

Rudolph Diesel was fucking murdered

Couldn't let Blower jeopardize that.

I’d say that’s lunch.

It’s a requirement

He isn't even from round here

Ooooh murder murder murder... ...change the fucking record!

The greater good.

He sounds like a good bloke.

No luck catching them Jeks, then? It's just the one Jek, actually...

I'm Joyce Cooper. I trust you had a pleasant trip. Fascist.

How about another beer?

You see, as much as I enjoyed your wild theories, Sergeant,

Change the fucking record

Get a look at his arse.

Is it for someone special? Yes, yes it is

Hello there, Nicholas, Frank Butterman here, your new Inspector.

Barry Its true, you are

Police need...less training? Correct.

She's fuck ugly

What do you mean?

"What's Reaper moaning about?"

Yeah. Hopefully, that's the last we'll see of him.

Yes, I suppose.

and ya broken rental agreement and ya unpaid loan ready! we're gonna tox judge judy a snoot and wreck her courtroom by flicking through random judge judy videos 5 minutes into them! boing yes faye and i'll sue you $3888199999 for terrorism libel and you'll go to jail!

You cook any fools?

No luck catching them turacos then?

That's quite all right, Ms. Kirrilly. Drive safe.

- Shame. - How so?

Now, since it's your first day and it's 11:30, I'd say that's lunch.

England this, England that... Change the fucking record

No luck catching them Cows then

But more importantly, was a good friend and client of...

Did you say "cool off"?

NO LUCK CATCHING THEM SWANS, THEN? IT'S JUST THE ONE SWAN, ACTUALLY.

NO LUCK WITH THAT ROBINHOOD CRASH? IT'S MULTIPLE CRASHES ACTUALLY

- 'Cause you did it with a plant? - No, no, no.

I think I have a cream for that.

I should be the one to take you out of it.

- Are you? - Yes.

- Listen, you pair of... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Nicholas.

I know. Bob told me.

and it's driven you round the bend.

- Is this for someone special? - Yes. Yes, it is.

Mr. Forster, I trust you have a license for that firearm

Y'know that's the bloke known for "cleveland rocks?"

Let's just say that we won't be short of FIKA for the next month

Did he mean me or that?

Look, just stop writing!

Just stop writing, will you?

When you tell a guard about the Dark Brotherhood:

I'm not taking orders from you anymore.

- The swan's escaped? - Yeah.

Ignore the teacher while she's explaining Ask her to repeat everything and hold up the whole fucking class

- Fuck's sake, Nick, this is gonna take ages. - Yeah, it's gonna take all night.

Well, now, you see, we are staging a homage

Actually, I just wanted to ask, "What's your perfect Sunday?"

- Hello, Kirrilly. How's the butthole? -

“Get a look at his arse”

God rest the lot of them, had been talking to.