Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, the gateau is for misplacing his helmet the other week.
Oh, my God. What happened to your Peace Lily?
No, apparently it's been deactivated. Over.
Its your job isnt it
Reuben, Reuben, Reuben Change the fucking record!
Civilian liaison with the Neighborhood Watch Alliance.
I've experienced my fair share, yes.
My throat hurts!!!!!!!!!!! Good
Satisfactory conclusion to the whole operation.
It is all for the grater good
My perfect Sunday...
A bloody Busybody!
Blower's fate was simply the result of his being an appalling actor.
It's a Japanese peace lily.
Change the fucking record
- That's us. - Why is this such a big joke to you?
Please excuse me. Michael!
And I think with a little deliberation we can figure out what links these deaths.
Don't expect me to believe you'd let it end the same way.
It's not ready.
The mom and the sister.
No.
Oh, I beg to differ, Mr. Weaver.
- Someone from London called for you. - Tell them I'll call them back.
When your on hardcore difficulty But the final boss goes into its third stage.
WE GOT RED OR WHITE
This is something I have to do myself.
Sorry?
No luck recovering those passwords then? It's just the one password actually...
“Nathan Edwards” “Meet the mod that can’t be stopped
Officer Walker, stay here with Saxon and hold everything down.
What Absolute Horseshit
But it seemed she was set on moving away.
A slasher of prices!
What a cunt
Graduated with distinction into the Metropolitan Police Service.
I can handle this, Danny.
Sunghee are you a cunt?
You don't have to say anything at all.
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yes beryl yinterette? what do you want? i want to do some abogaying in applecross.
- Worked at? - Council.
Pack it in, Kris, you silly bastard!
I was thinking of a different room
It may be unsafe here..... pub?
Two people involved, distinct signs of a struggle.
Hello, Oscar How's the hand?
and tells me this land's very valuable.
No!
Now.
Nevertheless, you could have utilized the vehicle removal truck for your own ends.
Well, you know, I mean, maybe we should do something to celebrate.
We... We... We have been trying to reach you for days.
What?
Well, that's the way the cookie crumbles.
They listed her age as 55. When I'm actually 53.
Please, don't be childish.
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You ain't seen Steven Universe!?
I'm arresting you under suspicion of conspiracy to commit murder.
How can this be for the greater good?
I don't remember a time when I didn't wanna be a police officer.
- What's that, sir? - A great big bushy beard.
You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city?
PACK IT IN TRUMP YOU SILLY BASTARD
Most importantly, it is about procedural correctness
My, my. Here come the fuzz
A great big bushy beard!
What do we need to win? One goal, and a fuck-load of corners!
Shame. I think you would've made a great bear.
Oh, Corona Corona Corona. Change the fucking record
- What exactly were you thinking? - Don't know. Pub?
What a cow.
I thought you was a goner.
Nothing, nothing. I'm just gonna go back to the hotel.
I was like you once.
Get out.
- Good. - Do you like ice-cream?
If we don't come down hard on these clowns,
When the neighbours fall down the stairs And Nick leaves them for a week to suffer
to the weekly meeting of the Neighborhood Watch Alliance.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Hey, now, I need to speak to him. - He'll be no use till the morning.
- Sergeant Angel, hi-hi. - Mr. Messenger.
Decaffeinated?
What on earth do you think you're missing out on?
You want me to get the Chief Inspector to come all the way down here?
What a cunt.
Rose, Rose, Rose Change the fucking record!
- Ever been in a high speed pursuit? - Yes, I have.
They reported my age as 55!! But I’m only 53!
No luck catching that best man then?
Mornin’ Arbour
PACK IT IN FRANK YOU SILLY BASTARD
No luck catching them swans then?
Happy Birthday to SP
That was brilliant.
I think you're talking a load of old shit.
I REFER, OF COURSE, TO THE EXTREMELY IRRITATING BLUE TRASH BIN!
Well, George Merchant, God rest him, wanted to buy this land,
Yeah, seeing as how you're such a big fan of murder.
I think I have an app for that.
yes beryl fartuction? what do you want? i want to have fart sex with the fart sex birds.
Out.
Well, there's nothing going on, is there?
Danny?
Leslie Tiller's dead? How?
we no longer refer to these incidents as "accidents," they're now "collisions."
Could I have a glass
No thanks
Another beautiful day in God's AVoCado
I admire your enthusiasm and far be it from me to stifle your flair,
- Dr. Hatcher, no! - Shut up, Danny.
No luck selling them cans then
If you don't mind me asking how she died? Traffic Collision
Yeah.
Crusty jugglers.
11:00, 12:00, 1:00, 2:00.
and I thought I might take them up on it.
Oh, Authenicate, Authenicate, Authenicate. Change The Fucking Record.
Oh, good grief.
Nicholas. Glad I caught you.
Pack it in, Pixar, you silly bastards!
Nasty way to go
I'm a slasher and I must be stopped
Tim, your number's up.
cox
- What are you doing? - Saving your skin.
Nasty way to go..
We're no longer together, sir.
No luck petting them cats then? It's just the one cat, actually
Allies: why aren't you celebrating the defeat of the fascists? Franco: Because I am one
kk kk
that has committed a blatant offense.
What, with Martin Blower? No way!
We couldn't have her sharing her green fingers with anybody else.
Official vocab guidelines state that "kill the bill" is too aggressive.
I made it for you
Excuse me. Excuse me.
I personally relish the competition of another politician
No luck catching them killers then? It's just the one killer actually.
with respect sir, you can't just give up on this meme halfway through
You're a doctor, deal with it. Yeah, motherfucker.
Oh, I'm Sorry...
Everyone and their mums' meditating 'round here.
- You can't just make people disappear. - Yes, I can. I'm the Chief Inspector.
Do feel free to spool through.
- and sending them on their way. - There are skeletons back there!
I thought you were my husband.
Well, A Spot Of Bother Up At Ellroy Farm
Fascist
No Luck Getting that Threading done then
Don Lewis Was Fucking Murdered!
You will be popular with the local birds.
Now who’s being negative?
He sounds like a nice bloke.
Officers, let's go.
I know
Not a member of the public anyhow.
Come on, boys. Leave Sergeant Angel alone, he's working.
we no longer refer to these incidents as "accidents," they're now "collisions."
Everyone and their MUMS IS OPENAI AT PORTER
Nicholas, what is it?
what would happen if i was a sparkle? oh god then i'd not look and hide with broods.
You should be ashamed.
I brought you into the Premier League I think it's rather fitting that I should be the one to take you out of it
its your job isnt it "Purchasing"
this is andre dupont
- Who else? - Farmers's mums.
Wanna do something useful?
Kenneth!
I'm open to the concept of religion, I'm just not entirely convinced by it.
Sir? Sir?
No luck catching that shore job then Just the one shore job actually
- And Eve Draper? - Yes!
Jog on.
I THINK I HAVE A CREAM FOR THAT
- Prick. - Wanker.
No, I used this.
No luck catching them shiny growlithe then? It's just the one shiny growlithe actually
- For the breakfast. - Oh, sorry.
I'm a slasher.
before you go jumping the Kalashnikov.
Pack it in, Cade, you silly bastard!
- I don't really know what to say. - Yes?
Eve works in the local council, Sergeant. Quite the lady in the know.