Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you up to tonight? Watering my peace lilly

- Mr. Skinner... - Is everything all right?

Brexit, Brexit, Brexit Change the fucking record

Cousin Leslie was a terrible shame.

Solution Yet another revers proxy

Politics politics politics Change the fucking record

Still a bit stiff!

I think I have a meme for that

having slipped and tragically broken his neck.

Attach to 6 before hearing the radio message

- What's that, sir? - A great big bushy beard.

I think I have a cream for that.

It's Julie's birthday, she's not 55.... ....she's actually 53!

- Can I remain here as a PC? - No.

It's Julie's birthday and she's not 55.... ....she's actually 53!

And it's only now that I'm starting to realize how unridiculous it all is.

Get out of my village

Thrawn, thrawn, thrawn change the f***ing record

Marcus Carter said he’d fingered her up the duck pond

Oh, I wouldn't say that.

You ain't seen Steven Universe?

My, he is tenacious, isn't he?

Forget it, Nicholas. It's Sandford.

Mornin’ Angle

By the power of grayskull!!!

Hello Nicholas, how's the ass. Still a bit hot

'Cause he's... He's little and he's drunk.

When Londoners pile into the southwest

- I mean, do you want a lift? - No, no, I could do with a walk.

I need to talk to you about George Merchant. Alone.

But it won't be just me, will it?

- What are you up to tonight? - I have to water my Peace Lily.

It was very enjoyable.

- They're happy, contented. - They're living in a dream world.

Well, well, well, I see we have visitors.

She tripped and fell on many dicks

No luck catching Those fab tickets then?

fuck are you on about?

Yeah, you wanna be a big cop in a small town, fuck off up the model village.

that for 300 yards both driver and passenger did nothing to prevent their fate.

Actually, he was arrested for selling drugs to students.

"Well, We Can't Accept Gifts From Somebody We've Officially Rebuked. So..."

- What did he say? - He said, "An 'edge is an 'edge.

- You're seeing someone else. - Yes. How did you...

Only takes Cash? ANNOYING!

Oh track car track car track car Change the fucking record

Police Constable Nicholas Angel. Born and schooled in London.

What's your perfect Sunday?

Very good. What he said.

Oh, can I have your autograph, please... for the breakfast.

I’m not made of eyes

What's it like being stabbed?

Oh, I don't know. Comes in handy every so often.

You know how it is. News travels fast.

Elfyn Evans was Fucking Robbed!

You're off the f***ing chain

Climate change is... bad? Correct

No luck catching them tickets then?

i just wanna say thank u gayle thank u gayle thank you thank you what's next i'm so greatful for my ex one day i'll curve myself at prom holding hands with my tama cause it grew from the drama i always knew i was spiteful in a way but this one's a match thank u next thank u thank thank u thank u thank u next i'm so greatful for mecca maxima

Jeffrey Epstein was fucking murdered

Mr. Webley, I trust you have a license for that oscilloscope?

mam asking me hows the hand ME:

I'm off the fucking chain

It's made all the more disturbing as the Village of the Year contest looms.

- Accident? - Just an accident.

Oh, come on, Doctor Sherlock, they were accidents.

I’m 51 Not 52

OH, RICO RICO RICO. CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD.

What absolute Horseshit!

Tomaz Hama Was Fucking Murdered!

"He only chopped it down 'cause it spoilt his view.

Congratulations to you and to Mrs. Blower.

Impressive collar.

- Don't go in on your own. - Don't worry, he knows what he's doing.

i'll give you the works i can't really get you off my mind shove my king i have an idea, the shompa shoo the doopa poo doo, i can't really seem to get you off my mind. i'll give you that as a bonus, le shoumpa shingh the woozy woo i can't really seem to get you off my mind, do the versace i can't really seem to get you off my mind, i'm lost in japan.

I refer, of course, to the extremely irritating Living Statue.

no meetings before midday

Hey, come on, silly bollocks, get them in.

Virus virus virus

Tripped and fell on her own shears

- Is it Bob? - No.

that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.

Nobody tells me nothing.

Do forgive me. I'm something of a Wild West nut.

Israel, Israel, Israel Change the fucking record!

I personally relish the competition of another store.

This really hurts.

If we don't come down hard on these clowns We'll be up to our balls with jugglers!

- That's just extraordinary. - You should see the one on the other side.

He's appointed himself judge, jury and executioner.

Racism! Wonderful!

Did you say, "Cool off"?

You ever fired a gun whilst in a high speed pursuit?

Can't beat Wellington on a good day

Because he's fuck ugly.

As far as I'm concerned cousin sissy can go and f-----

They've lulled everyone into thinking this is a perfect village

Get out!!! Dispect your own father Fuck fire

The Electoral College Convenes...

Yeah, he's Auntie Jackie's sister's brother's boy.

We've got Hops or Bubbles

It's a wonder nobody's been hurt before.

Hold on, it's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine.

Get a look at his arse

This is the most important piece of equipment you will ever own.

"bandu bandu bandu" change the fucking record!!!

Jeffrey Epstein WAs fucking murder

Yeah. I've been tending my Peace Lily for about three years now.

you'd understand that it's not all about gun fights and car chases.

Go back to London.

Okay. They're in.

I have a forensic degree you know

- You're 37? - Yeah.

- This is murder! - It's not, it's ketchup.

- Nice one, Doris. - Nothing like a bit of girl on girl.

I mean what you want to be a policeman What made you want to become a policeman officer

Thank you, Andrews.

No luck catching them retards then? It's just one retard, actually...

Nicholas, we're offering you a smashing position with a delightful cottage,

Namely a Sergeant Knickerless Asswipe and a Constable Fanny Batterbum.

if I do indeed now own the land belonging to...

No luck finding those sieves then Just the one sieve actually

and assumed you had time on your hands.

Because I am one

- And what is this? - Sea mine.

Oh, we got red... ...or white.

He’s auntie Jackie’s sister’s brother’s boy

Look forward to meeting you anon. Cheerio.

yes beryl gaserette? what do you want? i want to do some micerrodidcmsaqoqiinskits in mount hawthorne.

with respect, sir, you can't just post this and not send to channel

"Meet the cop that can't be stopped."

Dad just said it was his special club, he...

You're a nurse Deal with it!

And isn't it true that two of your own employees

whose horticultural expertise has helped put Sandford on the map.

- You're an agnostic? - I think I have a cream for that.

What shop were you thinking of?

tabloid journalism.

What absolute horse shit

Just hang on, hang on!

how you know the identity of the persons involved?

What a gaylord!

- She's our only policewoman. - She's not a policewoman.

We'll get round to it.

- You know George Merchant, don't you? - Evening, Officer.

Yevgeny Prigozhin was fucking murdered

up like all the other beryls "yes beryl uoomuanji what do you want" is just an excuse i feel you used to get to me so i think you should stop with your beryls right now. oh ok no more beryl bunkerette no more beryl aozonterette ectra ectra so just us then ok.

Red or… white

Meet the cop that can’t be stopped.

Sir, I don't think driving under the influence can be called a "little indiscretion."

Well, that's quite all right.

Annette, that Sergeant Angel's back. Check out his horse.

Get a look at his arse.

Consumed with concern for your business

NASTY WAY TO GO

Start interviewing everyone who was at the fete.

I know. I'm at work.

GHOSTS, SLIDING PANELS, QUESTS

Well, all that remains is to welcome you

Which reminds me,

- What happened, Danny? - Traffic collision.

No luck with those pipes then? It's just the one pipe, actually.

Hope these are okay.