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Get the CSI down here.
Oh I don’t like the headliners Change the fucking record
- Morning, Angle. - Good morning, Angle.
When you not only indicated an awareness of the couple's affair
george i told ya not to get kfc trap a bag on ya arm and bump the front door! boing good riddance faye you sluiiter from schotmarsh's braangs!
Drop your weapons!
I have a forensic degree you know
Thanks, Joyce
I'll have a pint of lager, please.
We just catch the very edge of the explosion.
Or I swear to God, you'll be explaining how Danny tripped over
That was quite an impressive haul today, Constable Butterman.
Sergeant Angel. Or is it Angle?
who's filling in for xial spreck? seth rotc.
that if you shoot it, it will blow up?
That's all right. Drew Carey, you rock.
no luck getting them transfers then?
This ain't the city, Mr. Angel. Not everyone's a murdering psychopath.
You will be popular with the local birds.
.
Morning.
I have a forensic degree you know
Thought you might wanna do something.
What you thinking?
Work friends work friends Change the fucking record
He is not Judging Judy Array Execution Times!
I'll make sure everyone gets their just deserts.
- Thank you, Danny. - I can't believe I shot someone.
It's just the one sith, actually
Mr. Staker. Yeah, Mr. Peter Ian Staker.
Hey America Don't go being a twat now
george i told ya not to have a dog bend down howl and move the jaw in! boing good riddance faye you free jute!
so jog on.
Yeah, well, maybe it still is.
NO LUCK CATCHING THEM SWANS THEN?
Yarp
and then we get forensics in to do a thorough sweep of the house.
And he had one thing you haven't got.
Splat the rat.
Maybe you are.
No thanks
no luck catching them set times then? It's just the one set time actually.
tulet löytämään että juoksemme hyvin ahdasta laivaa täällä
Did you want us to go through the whole phone book?
Mr Porter. What's your wine selection?
There was a bit earlier on that you missed
you
May their heads be struck from their shoulders for such disloyalty.
Is it?
Last night's incident will require something rather more serious.
This is James Reaper, who owns Brannigan Farm.
Elmo’s off the fuckin’ Chaaaiiin!!
There you go, it was the cows all along
PEAS AND RICE!
22nd of february.
No luck catching them swans then?
Splat the rat.
Where is it?
Sir, I think all these deaths are linked. I think Tim Messenger was murdered.
You can get a little drunk
Oh, Corona Corona Corona, Change the fucking record
Very good... what he said
Yeh motherfucker
could i have a glass
They listed my age as 55! When actually I’m 53!
No luck catching them North Manny then?
We don't want any more bloodshed.
- Eve's nice, ain't she? - She certainly has a distinctive laugh.
WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT? THERE WERE NO SKID MARKS AT THE SCENE!
Well, I shall see you in the morning.
She clearly has a thing for older men.
I wouldn't give you the satisfaction.
Move.
Danny!
Okay? It's Nicholas, by the way.
SHUT IT
But I never forgot the clear sense of right and wrong
I'll have a pint of lager, please.
No luck catching them burgers, then? It's just the one burger actually
We’re supposed to call it coerced bi now Official guidelines say force is too aggressive
By the power of Grey Skull.
What exactly did you have in mind? I don't know. Pub?
At least consider interviewing the widow.
I mean it!
Morning.
Look, Mr. Treacher's got his big coat on again.
What exactly did you have in mind? I dunno… Magic?
I rode round in it every second I was awake.
whereupon we should open a single lane of traffic and ease congestion.
Describing the accident yesterday.....
Amazing bit in Point Break where they jump over fences.
I don't know nothin bout no nonces
a b
To us.
I was wondering, do you have any Japanese Peace Lilies?
Where George Merchant secured permission
Everyone and their mums is retaining round here
Yes I can, I'm the Chief Inspector
Move, move, move!
Pack it in Isreal You silly bastard
You murdered him for that?
Racism, wonderful!
yes beryl yinterette? what do you want? i want to do some socering in secret harbour.
- The greater good? - The greater good. Precisely.
I have a forensic degree you know
Mr Skinner Dan has broke glass in aisle 6
I thought it was about rapping people on the knuckles
We No Longer Refer To These Incidents As "Accidents," They're Now "Collisions."
- The castle. - Oh, yeah? And who might you be?
- That's not true. - It is!
To attract the clans? It's just the one Klan actually
Yes I can. I’m a democratic majority
william garry
- Skid marks. - Now who's being childish?
Do I have any say in the matter? Nooooo
The Greater Good...
I have a forensic degree you know
Idea.
The Worlds End is the best of the cornetto triology
when i'm at a function i'll say boing boing when i poo i'll say boing boing when i marry faye i'll say boing boing. when i'm scanning i'll say boing boing when i tox myself up i'll say boing boing when i bonk with beryl i'll say boing boing.
I have a forensic degree you know
I don't really want to get lost You can get a little lost
- He's not Judge Judy and executioner. - He is!
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No luck napping them Neeters then?
Alright, pipe down big’un
I thought I made it clear to you how I feel about firearms.
- 777. - Mr. Skinner.
Maybe it's time to give it up, sir.
I had to prove to myself that the law could be proper
- Bad actor. - Undoubtedly.
yes beryl scial are you a member of the priory of sion? yes the brials are all on bryal attack mode.
when she doesn’t have a fit friend for mace
Hey, we did get a little drunk. Did you get it?
You want me to bother the Head Curator with this?
Constable, official vocab guidelines state
He is not judge judy
- Dad says he's got a child's mind. - Okay.
Look there's Brian Get a look at his arse
Pack it in 2020 you silly bastard
Do feel free to spool through.
AND MRS.TURNER HAS FOUR ALIBIS.
Nasty way to go.
What absolute horseshit.
No Luck Catching Them Saboteurs, Then? It's just The One Saboteur, actually
- Who? - The mum and the sister.
- Bad Boys II? - No.
Simon Kain was fucking murdered!
Fascism. Wonderful.
Yes, you did. You said,
Said it was by way of an apology.
He hasn't.
Happy birthday Dave !!
"Get a look at his arse"
So what’s on tap? Birthday rave?
Hello, Nicholas.
what's beryl bonk? faye's distant cousin.
Get a look at her A.A.S.
- Like who? - Farmers.
You don’t know how to switch off!
I'm disappointed you can't see the bigger picture.
- You're an agnostic? - I think I have a cream for that.
Why do I need the app. The greater good.
Bang! Bang!
I didn't know we had a mounted division.
What was the second most painful?
Hello Nicholas, hows the hold? Still a bit shit
It was from that moment, I was destined to be a police officer.
Heyyy!
- Yes, I do. - Okay.
- I don't drink coffee. - Tea?
No caffeine after midday.
Never mind. Hey, watch this.
someone from London called for you
Wave your hitting stick about.
No!
Did you go to his house? Did you read his articles?
First day
We are WARZ For the greater of WARZ
You said I could be an amazing policeman-officer.
OH, VOTER FRAUD, VOTER FRAUD, VOTER FRAUD. CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD.
I’m going to eat my pants Done that
Gables concert
No luck catching them trains then? Just the Hassocks train actually
You think this is sufficient reason to Attach to 6 before hearing the radio message
I was buying Constable Butterman a Japanese Peace Lily for his birthday.
Stuart Robertson, dicks office immediately please
Oh, please, please, come with me, will you?
Bye-bye.
What do you wanna do? I dunno… Magic?
He's not Judge Judy and executioner! He is!
Most times they are.
You! How’s your birthday?
Oh, can I have your autograph, please?
kek ilya
Why don’t you eat fish julia?
""Meet the cop that can't be stopped.""
- Long slender neck. - Yeah.