Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ghislaine Maxwell was fucking murdered!

2020 olympics postponed I know!

You know that's the bloke we done for speeding earlier.

Back off! Back off!

Many people hold down several jobs.

And if you still feel the same in the morning, I give you my word, I'll get right on to it.

I don't know how many times. It'll be good for you.

Okay, what's his story?

- Affirmatron. - Leading light of the local drama society.

No luck catching them swans then? It’s just the one swan actually.

We've got you a lovely little cottage on Spencer Hill.

No luck catching them...

If we don’t come down on these clowns We’ll be up to our balls in warlocks

It oxygenates the room, helps you think, relieves stress.

of George Merchant on April 29th

I'm a slasher and must be stopped

And sustained three injuries in the line of duty.

And what's more, I know who did it.

Do feel free to spool through.

Sandford’s Most Wanted

now my perfect sunday would begin with

- Kind of orange and black bill. - Anything else?

Well, good job we've got the manpower, Andy?

I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ha

- Have you been stabbed, Sergeant Fisher? - No.

"Boris come on up" He's in the loo

- You did good, kid. - Ta.

And Sheree played a cadaver in Prime Suspect.

Now my perfect Sunday would begin with…

How about you put the teacher in handcuffs?

Oh, fuck off, Grasshopper.

It would appear a number of your patrons are under age.

And until you find a person you care about more than your job, you never will.

It's just the one girlfriend, Actually

What happened, Danny?

Probably bought the pedal car with the proceeds.

- What are you two up to? - Nothing.

You see, no one loved Sandford more than her.

- Who could do something like this? - Maybe it was the swan.

How’s the ankle Jimbo? Still a bit stiff.

NOAH YOUR GIFS ARE OFF THE F**king CHAIN

who's filling for in for amy galpin? nikki bah.

He isn't even from round here

No luck catching them oom-killers, then? It's just the one oom-killer, actually.

- Well, you are always thinking away. - It's what I do.

It's just the one Gorilla actually

that chair was fucking murdered

you got a mustache

Thank you, Andrews.

How would you like to take over a team that is motivated... ...to email the CEO and complain

No luck catching them burgers then? It's just the one burger actually

There were no skid marks at the scene.

11 o'clock, 12 o'clock, 1 o'clock

Apparently, they want to build a big shopping center or something.

Wave your hitting stick about.

I can come back, and I can bring the blue fury

No luck catching them pigs then? It

messing with the recycling bins at the supermarket.

Oh fraud, fraud, fraud Change the fucking record

- Tom. - Thanks, Joyce.

How could I possibly be in several places at once?

- "Preposterous." - Look, just stop writing!

Thank you, Andy.

Do yourself a favor. Sleep on it.

My throat hurts! Good. You can't slamming door, Gustav.

Covering your tracks with the judicial application of bacon and beans.

- I do use mine. - Show me.

I'll deal with the press Sergeant

Happy Mother’s Day You Mothers!

In the name of the law!

Well, then, you're packed already.

You killed the competition in cold blood.

I'm simply suggesting that, you know, Peter be given a second chance

cheese and rice?!

15th of October

We begged him in vain to make his residence

If we let you carry on running round town,

OH FUCK OFF GRASSHOPPERS

media interviewing SBF

It's not your village anymore

- Want anything from the shop? - You've just been to the shop.

'Cause we sat through three hours of so-called presenting this morning And the Orbiter was the only convincing moment in it

No luck catching that defendant then?

Now, how about a trip to the Andes?

Hey, that weren’t me.

Well, I have something important to tell you and I didn't wanna do it over the phone.

We begged him in vain to make his pub… …more in keeping with the village's rustic aesthetic

the judicial application of bacon and beans.

I have a forensic degree you know

- He's not Judge Judy and executioner. -

"No Luck sending those watches Then? Just the one watch actually

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Not to mention persistent errors.

BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCK UGLY

That's the whole problem, Danny.

She drove her Datsun Cherry into Sandford Gorge.

- Officers, arrest these men! - Wait, wait!

Hold on, Danny, just hold on.

I prefer to think my office is out on the street.

- What do you mean? - Well, there's nothing going on, is there?

Far from all the sorts of noise of the city.

- Really? - 'Course he fucking was!

Nasty way to go.

John McAfee was fucking murdered!

We're on it, Sergeant.

And there's no reason we can't be civil with each other.

Became heavily involved in a number of extra vocational activities.

What absolute Horse shit

Have you ever wondered why the crime rate in Sandford is so low?

GET A LOOK OF HIS ARSE

My, my. Here come the fuzz.

That's just extraordinary

Right you are, my love.

- Favored older men. - Fingered.

A great big bushy beard

Good job taking them wickets It's just the one wicket actually

- They listed her age as 55. - When I'm actually 53.

PACK IT IN TRUMP YOU SILLY BASTARD

It's just bolognese!

You incompetent flatfoots!

Oh, we’ve signed a left footed CB...he’ll probably play him in goal. Or right wing... Change the f*****g record!

Nasty way to go.

Very good. What he said.

AND THEN I SAID "YOU ALL GET A GOLD STAR" FOR UNDERSTANDING A HOLOCAUST JOKE

You ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?

I don't think that gives off the right signals.

- What the... - Sergeant Angel?

- My pen's running out. - Not a problem.

- Yeah, well, I've been kind of busy. - We need you back.

That screenshot was from Auntie Jackie's sister's brother's boy.

Lewis finding out we can make memes from any clip

"if you fail to mention when questioned something you later rely on in court.

no luck seeing them colours then its just the one colour actually

All I have to say to each member of the Global Elite is....

REVIEWER: I DON'T know the matter number or the task code

I don't think I know how.

Can't say i remember no at attin

drama drama drama change the fucking record

yes beryl valerette? what do you want? i want to do some cocoa sugar measuring in cocoa beach.

Why would I kill Leslie? You clearly aren't aware that we're related.

He can't be cold. Why the extra layer? Maybe he's trying to hide something.

Pack it in, you silly bastard!

- The greater good. - Shut it!

The adjudicators arrive tomorrow. We had to get everything ready.

I dunno... Pub?

I don’t like the headliners! Change the fucking record

could I have a glass of the cranberry juice, please?

I hope you're not planning on voting for that.

Challenge, challenge, challenge! Change the fucking record mate.

Markle, Markle, Markle

Was I going a tad fast, Officer?

I bet you can't wait to jump into Sergeant Popwell's grave.

in the execution of unquestionable moral authority.