Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're not big fans of the local fish wrapper, are we, Mare?

On the eve of the adjudicator's arrival, some travelers moved into Callahan Park.

But the fact is, with a UI like that You're making the rest of us look bad

What do you say, Nicholas?

- Jesus Christ! - Oh, my eye!

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Where'd he get that?

He had an awful house.

When maintenance come to manage stores green space Me and my team leaders from Belper

Hello Nicholas How's the hand?

- I see you've already met my boy. - Yes.

Could you tell the Inspector I've arrived, please?

Switch off! Switch off!

but this isn't London. Oh, yes, please, Danny.

Very good what she said

IT'S MADE ALL THE MORE DISTURBING SINCE WE MUST KEEP THE APPEARANCE WE ARE WEALTHIER THAN WE REALLY ARE

Ask yourself, why has he got his hat pulled down like that?

Oh we're already firm friends

I have a forensic degree you know

but also inferred that Eve's connections at the council

Oh, Sergeant Angel? Someone from London called for you.

everyone knows everyone round here

You ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?

- It's more than one person. - Come again?

- How's the hand? - Still a bit stiff.

What absolute horse shit

"Coronation, coronation coronation" Change the fucking record!

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No luck catching them pigs then? It's jus the one pig, actually.

Hello cameron, how's the shoulder?

It's high time you realized that. You and your monkey.

What's the situation? One BA and a fuck load of slides

Pack it in, Kevin, you silly bastard!

- Excuse me? - Martin and Eve. Such a tragedy.

Someone's in for a surprise at 3:00, ladies and gentlemen.

CRUSTY JUGGLERS

No luck counting them votes then?

Well, that's that.

thee greater good! SHUT IT!

I told him several times, you shouldn't eat late at night.

Yeah. I think you're right.

Leslie Tiller was fucking murdered!

I'm not Janine.

It’s just a lot of junk

"I'd love to settle down in the country sometime, Janine."

Policeman Officer

Speaking of which, that was a fair few outlaws you rounded up last night.

- And George Merchant? - Yes!

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- You might need this. - Thanks, partner.

I expect you're wondering why we call them the Andy's

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Sergeant Nicholas Angel.

Want anything from the shop?

- Danny, step away from the Sergeant. - No, Dad.

Well, official vocab guidelines state that we say "staffing," not "manpower,"

could i have a glass of the cranberry juice, please?

In the city maybe. Nobody's gonna stab you in here, Sergeant.

I'm sure he's going to learn a valuable lesson.

- Is that why you split up? - What?

Yeah, you wanna be a big cop in a small town, fuck off up the model village.

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Well, there's nothing going on is there?

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- I'm all right! - "Little" being the operative word.

I'm sorry, sir?

No luck catching them killers, then?

It's not that long ago we were talking about getting married.

two meters apart, two meters apart, two meters apart. Change the fucking record!

Manchester Manchester Manchester Change the f*cking record

How could I possibly be in several places at once?

which perfume are you gonna buy? white linen versace dylan blue.

When the smut scene in the fanfiction hits so good

Martin Blower represents damn near most of the village.

Crusty jugglers.

Well there’s nothing going on is there? There’s always something going on

Point Break or Bad Boys II?

Pack it in, winter, you silly bastard!

MURDER MURDER MURDER CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD

Oh, she was ever so good.

You ain't seen Steven Universe!?

CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD

Still a bit stiff.

Yeah he’s Auntie Jackie’s sister’s brother’s son.

You cheeky fucker

did you cook any fools?

Dark Romance Kingdom Of Death

- When's your birthday? - Eighth of May, 1969.

No, I have not!

Nasty way to go..

Now, come on, Sergeant, it's not your job to investigate this incident, is it?

- Well, just between you and I... - Yes?

We’ve got red... or, uhh... white?

Thank you, Quinton

Stand back, stand back! There's been a terrible accident.

Ended up having a nervous breakdown.

Where on earth did you get these?

It's just the one girlfriend, actually

Official vocab guidelines state that we say "Boogeyperson" now

Would you like a card with this?

Hey, now you come to mention it,

Malak, Malak, Malak Change the fucking record

That's a nice looking mac Check out them ports

We're actually supposed to call it "the service" now.

I think I've got a meme for that

- What you thinking? - Well...

Let's just say that we won't be short of triple crème brie for the next month.

And you won't be an amazing police officer until you understand that.

Lonnie Enjoys Watching Young Lovers"? I don't think so.

Jeffrey Epstein Was fucking murdered

Sissy carter What a gaylord

Robin Hatcher, our resident sawbones.

A bloody busybody!

He says an ‘edge is an ‘edge. He only fucked it because he fancied the view

- Why on earth would I do that, Sergeant? - I'm glad you asked.

Come back to London.

'cause "manpower's" a bit sexist.

When's your birthday?

No luck saving them aliens then? It’s just the one alien actually

Yeah, people do yoga all the time. What makes you think it was murder?

yes beryl abraxaserette? what do you want? oh i want to bra an axe in racks of in xi'an and have ra as witness.

Marcus Carter's big brother said that he'd fingered her up the duck pond

Gypsy scum. Travelers.

I just don't think we should rule it out, that's all.

I just can't believe Leslie's dead. How did it happen?

I have a forensic degree you know

Needless to say I never went near it again. I just let it rust.

Oh, wind, wind, wind. Change the fucking record.

- Give the little blonde kid your hat. - I'd rather not.

Hey, that weren't me.

- He listed her age as 55. - When, actually, I'm 53.

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You'll find that we run a very tight ship here.

Oh, we got "On", or "OFf".

Oh pack it in Boris you silly bastard

Unless you wanna come in for a cup of coffee?

Why don’t you eat fish?

but you've been rather letting the side down.

- I'm gonna bust this thing wide open. - Nicholas, wait.

Poetic Justice Wiping your arse with the Daily Mail

Robin Talking about Strom Murders

John McAfee was fucking murdered!

Well, I see you've already arrested the whole village.

Pack it in Danny You silly bastard

- What about Lethal Weapon? - No.

Nasty way to go.

and I have the good grace to know which is which.

It's a Japanese peace lily

It may be unsafe here.... valhalla?

Arthur Arthur Arthur

I have a forensic degree you know

- Mr. Skinner, is there a problem? - No, no, no, no.

Also, because talking to them is an uphill struggle, isn't it, Dad?

He's not Judge Judy and executioner!

You're a Doctor I think I have a meme for that

Get a look at his arse!

I believed in the immutable word of the law.

- Chief Inspector... - Keep your seat.

zu said, zu said, zu said change the fucking record

Mecca, oh my God

No luck catching those fab tickets then?

Shame Mr. Skinner doesn't want to press charges.

For the last 20 years, the village has been controlled by Frank and the NWA.

- And there's your change. - God bless you.

Or you can be real police officers,

No, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to...

Nicholas! Nicholas!