Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BRANDS, BRANDS, BRANDS. CHANGE THE BLOODY RECORD
I don't know nothing about no skelingtons.
No luck having £48billion (64%) exports to the UK then?
get a look at 'is arrrse
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Very entertaining. But I rather think you've been watching too many films.
Exploitation, wonderful!
i always knew i was spiteful in a way but this one's a match thank u next thank u
Any questions?
Alright, pipe down biggin'
Sergeant Butterman, little hand says it's time to rock and roll.
We are gonna be up to our balls in jugglers
I'm going to need some ice-cream.
Idea.
This is the best Community group, James. You've seen the people. They're happy. Contented.
- Think of your mother. - Mum is dead, Dad.
It wasn't actually my choice.
No luck finding those sieves then Just the one sieve actually
I'm a slasher and I must be stopped.
The fact is you've been making us all look bad.
Absolute tosh, wasn't it?
No luck finding them outages then?
THEY LICK HIS BOOTS BECAUSE THEY LOVE HIM SO MUCH!
Oh, I wouldn't say that.
That's just gonna scare it.
- It's not live. - It looks live.
... It's a Japanese peace lily You just can't switch off Nicholas!
than a careful and considered approach.
You may not be a man of God, but surely you're a man of peace.
Tim Messenger's tenure as editor of the Sandford Citizen has been unbearable.
We lost the title and Irene lost her mind.
Patrol the churchyard with Saxon.
I'm sorry.
Hola!
No, I mean which one do you wanna watch first?
THERE WERE NO THERE WERE NO SKIDMARKS
I think I have a cream for that
Civilian liaison with the Cadet Forces of Derby Alliance
Oh, I don't know. I quite like a little midnight gobble.
Something like, something out of Backdraft.
That's right, deactivated!
Just walk in and arrest the whole village?
that the tenacious Sergeant Angel has been taken care of.
Isn't that right, Danny?
tulet löytämään että ajamme hyvin tiukkaa laivaa täällä
Happily some poison doth yet hang on them.
No luck
Mr. Webley, I trust you have a license for that oscilloscope?
Well, well, well, I see we have visitors.
No luck with them disabilities then? It's just the one disability on ace360 actually
And what's upstairs?
Happy Japanese-Peace-Lily Day!
after an article Tim Messenger wrote in the Sandford Citizen.
- What did you think was happening? - Not this!
Too cheesy-pie. Okay. Gotcha.
very good what he said
No luck catching them swans, then?
Yeah roy
- Wave your hitting stick about. - No.
Danny. Danny, just stay here, okay? And watch him, and call your dad.
- Hello, Nicholas. How's the hand? - It's still a bit stiff.
So, what made you choose Sandford then, Sergeant Angel?
I brought you into this world, I think it's rather fitting
I dunno... Squash?
And annoyingly, the understudies are actually professional actors.
Oh, Nicholas.
Crusty jugglers.
Official vocab guidelines suggest that "force" is too aggressive...
Morning, Sergeant.
Shark!
No luck bumpint them bikes then?
- Tell him I was right. - What are you gonna do?
Suit yourself.
And why the move, if you don't mind me asking?
Hello Tom, how’s the wrist?
I myself host a life drawing class at the Village Hall.
Silence, Danny!
Pack it in, Shin Hati You silly bastard!
Reuben, Reuben, Reubem Change the fucking record!
Feeling lucky, Sergeant?
Corona, Corona, Corona Change the fucking record
- That's in the country. - Yes, lovely.
Official vocab guidelines state that "ENG" is too aggressive
No Luck getting those boosters then?
In the last 12 months has received nine special commendations.
My perfect Sunday is a long lie-in
Oh mangowood, mangowood, mangowood
"Yes, I suppose."
What did you think of that?
I dunno... Squash?
Fancied himself as a property developer.
Murder murder murder Change the fucking record
- We should get down there. - How?
A Great big bushy beard!
I got brainwave.
I feel like I should say something smart.
Shmurda Shmurda Shmurda
Did you shoot anybody?
- Hi, Danny. - All right, Pete?
Gay as balls
He's not Judge Judy And executioner.
It's all right, Andy. It's just Bolognese!
So thrilled you accepted my invitation.
With respect, Sir, you can’t just make people disappear
Everybody and their mums is packing round here.
You can't be the Sheriff of London.
Of course. I simply spied you loitering in organic produce
- What, just like Tim Messenger? - Yes!
Let's just say that we won't be short of Chunky Monkey for the next month.
- How's the tummy? -
You ain't seen Hard Boiled?
Ben Fletcher fell on his pitchfork the other week.
Well, a few of them may be a month or two south of proper.
- Are you going somewhere, Miss Tiller? - Yes. I'm moving away.
Wondered if you wouldn't mind representing us at the am drams tonight.
The real hoodies
Sergeant, this is the 21st Century.
With respect, sir.
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What say we drink to their demise?
No luck catching those swans then? No luck catching them swans then?
Morning.
Look, I'm merely trying to explain why I might have exceeded the speed limit.
Your predecessor assumed that being a CO was easy
Excuse me.
Yes.
Yes. Lovely.
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Nobody tells me nothing
Too much of Joyce's lemonade, perhaps.
Theresa: retweeting far right hate groups is wrong? Theresa’s press advisor: correct
Besides, you were the one who suggested we take a break.
No luck catching them aliens then It’s just the one alien actually
- Morning, Angle. - Morning, Angle.
of the Metropolitan Police Service with me.
Danny, no!
Am I going completely mad?
MIKE LYNCH WAS FUCKING MURDERED
That's quite all right, Mr. Kemp. Drive safe.
Your predecessor assumed that rural policing was easy.
No luck catching those dinosaurs then Just the one dinosaur actually
You know how it is. News travels fast.
"Physocopath,PhysocopathPhysocopath" Change the fucking record
bad brain thingy
Corona, Corona, Corana Change the fucking record
Yeah.
- What are you writing? - Everything you're saying.
Sergeant Angle
If you wanna wade through every copy of the Sandford bloody Citizen, be our guest.
You see, the land Merchant was buying had little value in of itself but,
You can't just wear what you want Yes I can, I'm the Detachment Commander
Perhaps hoping you might discover the route of the proposed Sandford Bypass.
Oh, oh, Sergeant Angel?
Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone...
"The Black Forest Gateau Is On Danny. As Punishment For His Little Indiscretion."
Nicholas, this is Tom Weaver.
Are you? He isn't even from round here.
This is about to go off.
You've been brainwashed, Tony.
This very evening.
You ain't seen Steven Universe!?
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England this, England that
And lives up Summer Street with his mum and his sister.
From this command center I can see what the whole village is up to.
Crusty jugglers. Crusty jugglers.
Hanging around. Loitering. Sitting.
Feminism, wonderful!
I know.
Well, I mean, maybe Dad will still let me water it, eh?
Your arrest record is 400% higher than any other officer.
Oh, we got red... ...or white.
Blaster fights. Ship battles. Proper action and shit.
Happy Japanese-Peace-Lily Day!
We're stealing the eagle? Two blokes and a fuckload of cutlery.
They listed my age as 55! When actually I’m 53!
- How much do I owe you? - Twenty quid.
might make her privy to important information.
You're saying this wasn't an accident?
And that's what the "team" is gonna make of this.
Correct.
Thieving kids. Dog muck.
- Cheated on his missus. - Most certainly.
- He's not Judge Judy and executioner. -
- Leave it with us. - Righto.
It's a Japanese peace lily.
I know.
No luck catching them keys then?
Well she did have a very annoying laugh
I was extremely shocked when I looked at my watch
What a cunt
What do you wanna do? Magic?
Mr Skinner Dan has broke glass in aisle 6
Describing the accident yesterday.......
Happy Birthday SP
- You've seen Die Hard, though? - No.
Hello Nicholas, hows the hold? Still a bit shit
Sergeant Angel. And to what do I owe this pleasure?
BECAUSE I WAS THERE!!
He Thinks You're Talking A Load Of Shit. Swings And Roundabouts, Isn't It?
I think she'd probably kill herself all over again.
Before you could say, "Gypsy scum," we were knee-deep in dog muck,