Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sergeant Angel's having a spot of bother.
Sea mine.
I'll make sure everyone gets their just desserts
Still a bit stiff.
Police officer, yes. I'm Nicholas Angel.
I THINK I HAVE A MEME FOR THAT
despite the fact you live and work in the center of the village.
- I am not. - Nonsense.
- Apparently, they can break a man's arm. - Or blow up a man's house.
The Black Forest gateau is on Danny. As punishment for his little indiscretion.
Stav over there was an extra in Dr Who
What do you mean, he doesn't wanna press charges?
Mr. Skinner, a baby's sicked up in aisle six.
It's Julie's birthday.... ....she's actually 53!
She was head of the Women's Institute, chair of the floral committee.
LTs don’t know how to switch off
Tomaz Hama Was Fucking Murdered
Football football football
Churchyard. 3:00.
- I've had my top off in this lay-by. - Tits.
Arthur Arthur Arthur
Arresting kids twice my size for littering and spitting.
Get a look at his arse
Three cans wins you the squeaky bunny, five cans gets you the floppy lion.
YOU WHAT!? FUCK OFF YOU SHIT HEAD BEFORE ILL BANG YOU OUT!!!
He’s a nipper Greg. He’ll come round.
John Barnett Was F*€<*ng murdered!
Tina here is a table dancer at Flappers.
Arthur Arthur Arthur
It's been a long time since I last set eyes.
What he said
These people died for no reason. No reason whatsoever!
Right. I'm taking you to the station.
I don't really want to get lost
H
That's quite all right, Mr. Blower. Drive safe.
Annette, that Sergeant Angel's coming into your shop.
and not think to apply the brakes?
. .
but you can't go around chopping down other people's hedges without permission.
Does Bob look like the kind of person I'd go out with?
It was exactly the same thing.
Chunky Monkey
Well, sir, Mr. Skinner feels it would be better not to prosecute an individual
I rather think you've been watching too many films
Of course we all appreciate your efforts,
"Boris come on up"
"You rock." Oh my god!
I'm playing the eponymous hero, you see.
Nobody tells me nothin
i want to get 8.0 in my ielts test can you please show me how?
No, I mean which one do you wanna watch first?
I beg your pardon?
I'm off the fucking chain
Put a sock in it, town mouse.
Because I am one.
Official vocab guidelines state that "force" is too aggressive.
correction correction correction change the fucking record
You don't know how to switch off!
- Sergeant Fisher? - What?
I see.
mr. larry: i can show how to enter your time
- This is not funny, Detective! - Oh, give over, Miss Marples.
- Detectives. - Sir.
Again let me extend my sincere apologies for earlier.
Who is it?
What do you reckon?
- See what I did there? - You hypnotized him.
Sneaky screenshotter
- Oh I see. It’s “fascism”
Because I am one?
you'll continue to be exceptional and we can't have that.
You know the situation. We've been over this.
you brutally murdered her with her own shears.
Yes, sirs, what can I get you?
- This is ridiculous. - No, it's not, Dad. It's very unridiculous.
- I'm... I'm not that drunk, sir. - Not you. Him.
Decaffeinated?
thieving kids and crusty jugglers.
By the Power of Grayskull
He's not in yet.
...Decaffeinated?
Stuart Robertson, ducks office immediately please
You’re saying this wasn’t an accident?
Come on!?
Pint of lager, Mary
Idea.
You're a Programmer, Deal with it
Yes! Sir.
Well, I have.
Broken glass. Aisle 6. Sweep it up. Yarp
STOP WRITING!
Yes, sir.
- Well, there's nothing going on, is there? - There is always something going on.
Very entertaining. But I rather think you've been watching too many films.
Yeah, we can't accept gifts from someone we've officially rebuked so...
That's good though, right?
Shark, shark, shark.... Change the fucking record.
Hang on, I don't remember telling you that.
Longer we wait, more time they've got to mobilize.
Yeah, or put a call into Aaron A. Aaronson, shall we?
Michael? Is everything okay?
I'm out of control And I must be stopped
Well, I won't argue that it was a no holds barred,
Huh? Monster! Fuck you
Yes there are
I’ll make sure everyone gets their just desserts
Oh, and how did you establish that?
- Any news from earlier? - Yeah. CSI found nothing.
You should think about using yours more often.
before he becomes just another crime statistic.
You've come from a city where there's danger round every corner,
Still no sign of that ad, then?
SHAME
How do you do, Sergeant?
no luck catching them players, then? It's just the one player, actually.
Please don't be childish.
Is this what you really, really want?
- Calling yourself a community that cares. - Oh, but we do care, Nicholas.
How's the ankle?
More in keeping with the village's rustic aesthetic
Pipe down Big’un
- Did you find anything? - Yeah.
I think I have a cream for that.
- She's ever so good. - Oh, go on.
Pack it in, Frank you silly bastard!
Sandquays most wanted
Hello Rosa, how's the leg?
Jeffrey Epstein was fucking murdered
What's your perfect work week?
Wanna anything from the shop?
- I just wanna be good at what I do. - You are good at what you do.
Pack it in ,Frank, you silly bastard!
we have to do a considerable amount of paperwork.
Is it though?
Very well.
- Yeah, Sissy Skinner. - What a Gaylord.
Everybody and their mums is packing round here.
If we can have her No one can!
"In 2001 Began Active Duty With The Renowned SO 19 Armed Response Unit."
All too many have defected to the big Megamart in Buford Abbey.
No luck catching them swans then
Shell Morning Angle
What made you wanna be a policeman-officer?
Sergeant Nicholas Angel. Sandford Police Service.
Fire up the roof.
And I can assure you it is not in the least bit amusing.
REVIEWER: I DON'T KNOW THE MATTER NUMBER OR TASK CODE
P.I. Staker. Right. Piss taker. Come on!
Your off the fuckin chain
They won't be expecting that.
Skid Marks! Now whos being childish?
What the F**K is he on about?!
Fascist!
Right. What'd he say?
to build his dubious mansion on Norris Avenue
That was amazing.
Happy birthday to you.
Did you cook any fools?
When's the corps birthday? 28th of October
Thirty.
The greater good.
You have to look closer, all right? What about this guy?
Amanda Paver, headmistress of Sandford Primary.
We'll there's nothing going on, is there? There is always something going on!
GHOSTS, SLIDING PANELS, QUESTS CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD
Markle, Markle, Markle! Change the fucking record.
Nevertheless had uncovered important information about...
Come on, Sergeant, you've gotta accept it was just another nasty accident.
Mr. Skinner, do you mind telling me
Oh, We're already firm friends.
Sergeant Angel, hi-hi. Quick word for the Sandford Citizen.
Danny, I think I'm on to something.