Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, big one, playtime's over.

Hanging Around Loitering….Sitting!

I simply wanted to say how lovely it is to see you supporting your local store.

william garry william garry

There hasn't been a recorded murder in Sandford for 20 years.

Hanging around loitering, sitting.

This is Leslie Tiller,

And Sergeant Popwell was an exceptional officer, truly exceptional.

“so how come mace is single?” Me:

Which is why it's high time that such skills were put to better use.

Perhaps a wound you sustained on a piece of broken glass this very evening.

Oh, I beg to differ, Mr. Weaver.

- There was something took my eye. - Really? What's that?

Crusty jugglers.

- Well, I... - To flout speed limits

Yeah. They're lovely.

I hear you're quite the marksman.

- Hello, Nicholas. - Hello, Sergeant.

How about another beer?

PINT OF LAGER PLEASE MARY

I was talking about him.

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then gets killed by an oven.

I'm sure if we bashed your head in, all sorts of secrets would come tumbling out.

How I feel... Every time I look at Facebook.

Sergeant this is the 21st century, many people hold down several jobs

Everyone and their mums are smoking round here..

Happy Birthday Hope they get it right!

If we can't have her, no one can.

No luck finding those sieves then Just the one sieve actually

Oh, lilith,lilith,litith. Change the fucking record.

- I wanna do what you do. - You do, do what I do.

- You're a what? - A slasher of prices.

Want anything from the shop?

But we've Always spelled it that way

Like the biscuits, isn't it?

Come on, everybody. It's all right. It's just an accident.

I don’t really want to dent rim you can dent a little rim

Antonio Private Select?

Now, you wouldn't, by any chance, be the new policeman?

to build his dubious mansion on Norris Avenue.

Well, look sharp.

- With the recruits? - Yes, he's living out of cardboard boxes.

Okay. What about this guy?

Reading Chronicle strikes again

I must be stopped

- In where, sorry? - In Sandford, Gloucestershire.

If you keep winning Grammy's and doing the Super Bowl

- Are you causing trouble? - Yes, they are.

Of course. Cheers.

Well, maybe I'm not the one you should be keeping an eye on.

Editor and journalist at The Sandford Citizen.

I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about the others.

Indeed, you do.

- Okay, I'll have one. - Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

- Blower's leading lady. Distinctive laugh. - True.

Notably, urban pacification and riot control.

I'd say that's lunch

There hasn't been a recorded murder in Mugginton for 20 years

It's not ours, love.

This is about to go off!!

I might need to refer to it later.

Fascism. Wonderful.

Mr. Messenger, a statement will be issued shortly.

Maybe we should go on the bouncy castle.

We're just hoping to talk to the last people to see Mr. Merchant alive.

No luck catching them swans then?

- Is there a problem, Officer? - Yes, there is, Mr. Porter.

That's a nice looking mac check out them ports

This is the best village, Nicholas. You've seen the people.

Hey, great. I've got something to show you.

- Don't get me wrong. I think it's amazing. - Really?

Can you handle this, Sergeant Fisher? We're gonna go after the big boss.

It's just the one image actually

No, I have not ever fired my gun up in the air and gone...

and he's firing his gun up in the air, he's like...

DOCTOR HATCHER REPORTED NO MISADVENTURE AND MRS.TURNER HAS FOUR ALIBIS.

- You want anything from the shop? - Cornetto.

Let’s just say... We won’t be short of Chunky Monkey for the next month!

Somebody call the police!

Well, I wanted to tell you in person.

Was thinking of a different shop

Oh Nerf Nerf Nerf Change the fuckin' record!

"System of Government characterized by extreme dictatorship. " Seven across.

No luck catching them Stranglers then No it's just the one Strangler actually

And that is Saxon.

Oh, murder, murder, murder. Change the fucking record.

By the power of Grey Skull.

How's the hand? Still a bit stiff

Can I get a quick shot for the Sandford Citizen?

Sergeant, I wanted you to know that

No luck Just the one

Stealing biscuits is ... wrong? Correct

Here, maybe it was our old friend, the cactus thief.

Well, it turns out that Martin Blower, God rest him,

Just kidding. I'm Simon Skinner. I run the local supermarché.

- Fondness for puns. - Go on.

Trouble in the high street.

Hello Kane, how’s the hand? Still a bit stiff.

Let’s just say we won’t be short of Beef burgers for the next month.

Who else? Vorhees mum

But that doesn't mean it requires anything less

I'm just saying, things aren't always as simple as they look.

The true value of her land.

Now, my perfect Sunday is a lovely long lie in...

I have a forensic degree you know

The perfect Certified shipment

How’s the hand?

Oh, we got red... ...or white.

Have you listened to anything that I've said?

Yeah, 'cause we all sell apples round here, don't we?

Super Bock Meet the bock, that can’t be stopped.

Poison? I'll kiss thy lips.

adrenalin fueled thrill ride but there's no way you could perpetrate

Mr. Skinner to the Manager's office. Manager's office. Mr. Skinner.

I think our Mr. Merchant tried to have a little fry up and left the gas on.

JAG, JAG, JAG.... CHANGE THE ******* RECORD!

...and raspberries.

- No luck catching them swans then? - It's just the one swan, actually.

Morning, Sergeant.

He isn’t even a mechanical engineer!

Did work say, "Cool off"?

- They're both called Andrew? - They said you were good.

Oh, but I am, "Cousin Sissy."

caster sugar would work on the waterslides to make them faster. yes it would act as a solvent.

I'd come to know Martin and Eve very well of late.

- What are you up to tonight? - I have to water my Peace Lily.

No luck catching them trains then? Just the Hassocks train actually

Replying to Scully

It's Your Job, Isn't It? Detect!

You're saying this wasn't an accident?

Pack it in, Frank you silly bastard!

excuse me maria lagonikos what would happen if julia gillard was auntie slay? well she would be auntie slay.