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He likes a morning latte with a cruller, a decaf espresso after lunch,
of the Baxters' new and exciting life.
Let's just say that whatever I do,
JOAN: Evan!
Okay, someone's had enough Animal Planet for one lifetime.
What the...
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
You said let's dance ..,
Making lemonade out of lemons. Pick up your phone! Come on!
Dylan.
Ta-da! This, my friend, is a power office, to remind you of the mission!
What's wrong?
(DOVE COOING)
Notice how the mountains line up east to west.
(DRIZZLING)
Remove Him Now!
But before we sign off, we'd like to congratulate our very own Evan Baxter,
(CLEARING THROAT)
Asdaetytre! Asdaetytre! Asdaetytre! Asdaetytre! Asdaetytre! Asdaetytre!
Holy... Get everyone on the ark now!
What is it?
Honey, come here. Sweetheart, be careful. Come here.
WOMAN: It's not working!
What are they doing here? How did they get in here?
Oh, I'm an idiot.
Go, go, go! He tried to eat me!
Please help me change the world.
September 22. That's the day of the flood.
You want me to write that down?
No.
realms escape room. the escape room center of it's 2nd kind that only has 3 escape rooms.
JORDAN: How's Buster doing?
But today is the day! It has to be. This just doesn't make any sense!
Ouch, that hurts.
Oh, my God. It is you.
But you want to stop progress to save the Earth. Go for it.
caught in the storm surge and heading towards Memorial Bridge!
i find carmen warr to be quite toxic. i don't blame you oliver derridge so do i!
Fish follow you.
Honey, you don't need to pray for that to happen. I will make that happen.
You guys can't eat. I can't stop.
You stuck in your thumb and pulled out a plum, my friend.
(HAMMER SLAMMING)
Genesis 6:14.
Yeah. Good news.
Hello, I am Evan...
Up, up. Push it up. Push it. We got it. We got it. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Obviously, the stresses of this office have proven too much for you.
(ALL SCREAMING)
because if I could be like one man, it'd be him.
Successful. Powerful. Handsome. Happy.
Do you have a point, Congressman?
Come on, BMIC, Big Man in Congress. Evan Baxter, the shark on the move.
Shake it off, Evan. It's over. The nutcase is gone.
Just put some leverage. You got to put some body weight.
Is it too much to ask for a little precipitation?!
Rough week? JORDAN: You look really funny.
EVAN: Baxter family, this is what's called a scenic vista.
Rita, this is no time for jokes. I'm not kidding.
i miss you saying exaquition i do i remember when mariah used to say it and she'd go to bite me she'd go "exaquition!" then she went to bite me. and you saying "excuse me mariah do you want to go to exaquition?" and she'd go "no exaquition." i remember that. i miss saying exaquition.
The Arctic white wolf, Congressman, realizes
Surprise, surprise, surprise.
He's exhausted from reading that bill. I got woozy from just carrying it.
(READY FOR A MIRACLE PLAYING)
(SIGHING)
...and then with this freaking bill your working on... ...sofort and on and on...
the flood is imminent
Open the door?
who's filling in for santa? vanessa.
SUSAN: And that's the news.
Please have the congressman removed.
I don't see him.
but what's interesting is how it got into private hands.
(MONKEY GIBBERING)
An alpaca. They rarely spit at people unless frightened or abused.
Come on. I mean, a beard? A beard's so dirty.
hello i sucked assholes
Officer! Officer! Officer! Carjacker! Carjacker in the car! Carjacker in the car!
Rita, it's me.
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
You have internet access. Very impressive. Do you also have cable?
Prestige Crest used to be federal lands,
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Малий
Stay with the kids.
All right, everyone, wish me luck. The Congressman has left the building.
Remove him now!
RYAN: Woah!
Thank you for the new car and for the house.
Let's finish this sucker.
According to my source, the show hasn't even started yet.
Awkward!
Is that when it's going to happen? September 22, midday?
(CHUCKLING) MAN ON TV: There's no sign of our heat wave breaking,
(ALL GIGGLING)
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Wow! That dance?
Hey, guys, why the long faces? We're off on a new adventure!
mom what does it mean when lou goes snooked? it means he's stumped on an escape room and wants to vomit the whole place up!
Yeah. This'll work.
Well, that is an excellent question.
Ohh... ohh... hey! Thank's for sharing
(EXCLAIMING)
That's so there'd be lots of sunshine.