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Marshgammon.
No, dude, I'm the biggest Weird Al fan.
Then again,
Barney...!
'Cause I married my dad.
'Eat It' changed my life..."
Mom's obsessed with Julie Andrews,
I BROUGHT DISEASES
the, uh... the guy stole my Wall Street Journal once.
I don't actually have to go,
♪ I simply remember my favorite things ♪
Look, I'm trying to explain to you guys that I'm...
You know, there is one guy you didn't ask yet.
I just want a seat all to myself.
Oh, man. Okay.
So, uh, you want to go get luckier?
Ice skating?
Guess what, my sweet boy,
We're moving on from that.
Yeah. I wrote him a fan letter, and then a few months later...
Well, then I need to buy you a drink.
Yes.
Hey.
Nat-alie...!
Oh, yeah.
but I still think we can turn this around.
So the mom thing wasn't a total deal breaker, huh?
Ted, am I the first person you asked?
Oh...
Mom...!
Speaking of drinking, you want to...?
Trademark Loretta Stinson.
I'm fine. Really.