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You, sir, have defaced a national treasure!
Okay, we're done with the bra.
One word... Thunder-Cougar-I-Love-You-Bird
You know how you like chocolate but get tired of it...
You know how you like chocolate but then you get tired of it because it always wants to hang out
I can attract all sorts of women.
I'm taking my new car to Mercury. Wanna come?
#свой #он #цаюус #батепдо с помощью
ה שט ת ט
- Why aren't we making out? - I don't know.
I gotta catch my bus back to Nutley.
That's it! I'm getting out of here!
Are you familiar with my friend Al Gore?
Ready for a picnic, just you and me?
Where is she?
We'll have your body all fixed up in a few days.
Note the cross your heart seat belt Which protects, lifts, and separates
...and I'm malfunctioning so badly, I'm giving these cars away!
NOTE THE CROSS-YOUR-HEART SEATBELT WHICH PROTECTS, LIFTS, AND SEPERATES
Who wants Pop-Tarts?
Boy, this AC is Incredible Better turn on the heater
This car has everything a beautiful woman like me needs.
All gone. Can I drive?
Tired of people questioning your sexuality?
Sixty thousand!