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If I weren't so desperately poor.
I asked me for Valentine's Day off. I was in no mood for my shenanigans.
- Any old business? - No.
- I don't like coffee. - Neither do I.
Hello? Septuple A?
#σ #γ #ώ #ν
I feel a little tipsy.
- You're breaking up with me? - We should see other people.
If we're not seeing each other, can I get another date for Valentine's Day?
$500 and time served. F*cking PSN...
- Wheels fell off my house. - Rose? Five bucks.
Values like this new Plymouth V'ger.
For your information, it's because he's hideous.
- Sorry, but I can do better. - Wait! Come back, darling!
I've got a date. She's coming.
Let's go car shopping! My parents said if I got B's, they'd buy me a bar.
It'll be a couple hours.
- You know what I'd like to do... - Oh, jeez, get a room.
Really? I heard that banking industry regulations are very simple.
I do my job, there's Amy.