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- Me too. - Eight bucks.
- Oh, Leela. - We were just on our way out.
- Yeah. - I guess so.
Hey, who wants to eat Pop-Tarts? I'm trying to eat from Pop-Tart ever!
All right, but that ass is gonna blow, and when it does...
...on beautiful women.
Which concludes the summary of the movie I saw.
- We're slowing down! - I'll hit the fuel guzzler!
Valentine's Day's coming? I forgot to get a girlfriend again.
How's them eats? Don't mind if I do.
- I'll live without it? - You call that living?
- She has billions in a trust fund. - She wants a trophy husband.
- That's an awful lot of eagle. - Yes. And yet...
- Bender's in his office. - Thanks.
Pardon me. Excuse me.
#ο #δ #λ #ς
I'm Malfunctioning Eddie...
Nothing makes you feel more like a man.
One word. thundercougarfalconbird
This is a Beta Romeo. Yes, the Beta Romeo.
It's working. They think we're making out.
- It's deodorant. - What does it do?
How's the corpse? Hooked up okay?
I like you as a friend. But we're spending too much time together.
- How badly? - That's it over there.
Do I hear wedding bells?
Mind if I tag along? My ass needs servicing.
If you were, they'd be all, Straighten your pope hat...
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