Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mine's plain, but I like others.

Okay, if I can't say "lovers," you can't say "feelings."

Is this fun for you? Being difficult?

and I'm not going to hide it any longer.

I gave up caffeine, so I’ve been going to bed at 5:30

Yeah, but he thought it was real.

I'm trying to get the United States government

Oh, that word bums me out

Do you think you're better than us?

Something's going down with Jenna.

I don't think. I know.

This corporation has a very strict "bros before hos" policy.

Oh, but it's a really big time difference.

when he made it about gay folks and swift boats.

I should never have listened

Drop me an e-mail and let me know how it goes.

She wants to tax us all to death

Well, the N.Y. City Critics Association just sent me this.

The point is, now you and I can go public.

Maybe I should just give up and try this crystal meth I've been hearing so much about

I have lost years of my life taking care of you.

You shouldn't. I like when a woman has ambition.

No! I told my kids they could come see their dad get an award.

I never win anything!

Take off your pants suit.

No! No, don't move like that!

What? No! We have work to do.

Oh, so, this is not about those kids.

You give him anything he wants.

You guys need to anticipate me

Oh, I didn't think you were actually gonna go.

Wake me up if Andy Dick calls.