Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Car accident, heavy contusions about the torso, possible spinal trauma...

He ate a piece of my birthday cake and he got me a present.

Warren!! Six shots of Wild Turkey!

And if you fuck Cecil, you don't become one of his girlfriends.

How about that lap dance?

Somebody grab the slaw. It ain't no barbeque without coleslaw!

So instead of a chest full of medals, we got a face full of DC-2.

OK, but careful where you keep that hot flame, all right?

But don't worry. He'll say yes.

Riot In Thunder Alley]

...this house...

- Go, go, go!! - Get him! Get him! Get him!

Dr. Block, three fresh ones rolling in.

Will you be able to, uh, drive later?

What the hell is that?

experiment on its survivors, you'd find a cure.

and have a bye-bye slip.

That'll be good for a laugh.

The old Army base.

So if you're gonna go on one of your psycho, obsessive controlling rants

you're missing the most important part of that story.

Hell, yeah. The next job after this one is definitely gonna suck.

Whenever you want it, you got it. You don't even have to ask for it.

- Look at that shit. - What happened to your arm?

I got to take a...

That's what it says on your truck.

Then all of a sudden, no guys at the lake house

I could be bleeding like a stuck pig, I ain't gonna tell ya.

Any girl leaving early must check out with their finger

What's his perversion?

- So, you really weren't following us? - I'm not following you, Butterfly.

You don't look like Ava Gardner no more.

to not only refuse,

And if you ask me, he should have.

Forget about the cows, motherfucker! Move, motherfucker! Move!

Leave us alone!

Then I would know I was not calm.

Sheriff, how much ammo we got?

all the classics.

I don't know, baby.

What the fuck was that?

I thought you said if you saw a deer you shouldn't fucking swerve!

- Send it flying away from you. - Unacceptable.

But especially...

- I'd love one. - What can I get you?

So, after they buy you a drink, when they raise their glass to toast,

Now, what did you say after the last time?

- What the fuck is it? - Chartreuse.

Just remember, it's Shanna Banana, not Shauna Banauna. Just remember, it's Shanna Banana, not Shauna Banauna.

- He's a grip. - What he is, is a pervert.

Wait here, lieutenant. I'll handle this.

Oh, look who wants to get to the point.

But you got good sense. And anyone with good sense

I was just thinking that you, uh...

- Baby, get the needles.

Vanishing Point, Dirty Mary Crazy Larry, Gone in 60 Seconds, the real one.

I intend to. But first, I need to ask you something.

- How do you know? - I'm good that way.

They knocked it out something fierce. Still can't feel a thing.

- Hello, sir. - Hello.

Drinks! What can we get you?

Zoë's from New Zealand and you never,

I had to get something out of the car and Nate was gentlemanly enough

So, Zoë, Kim, and I are in the Philippines at an outdoor rave.

Any that are left we'll get on our way to the helicopters.

Pete Townshend, at one point, almost quit The Who,

Honey, you can't think like that. We all have our individual talents

and it's no guys. Absolutely no guys.

Neither do I, sir.

I find them and I lead them...

You know, it's everything but.

But I've got a pocket bike in the trunk.

Do I know? Yes.

Yeah, but not no more. Now she's getting it on with The Rock.

I've been up all night, I'm still a little drunk, and I have a hangover.

but because Zoë wanted to drive some fucking Vanishing Point car, I'm here.

Don't look behind...

- Any dead soldiers here? - These two. Thank you.

- Arrive hungry...... - Happy Thanksgiving, Grandma!

Thank you for this.

Right now, I ain't calling my brother, I'm calling the sheriff.

Busted nose, broken collar bone, smashed up his left index finger.

And then, if they say that...

- Sheriff Hague. - It's JT, sheriff.

Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich.

That's what I'm talking about. Dance it up.

a small percentage of people are not affected by the gas itself.

Shit-eating grin.

Hey, shots first, questions later. Here we go, post time!

Now that's a rump roast.

Salt. Got it all figured out. It's salt.

is the most celebrated day of the year.

- He's old enough to be my dad. - I can still hear you.

What are you gonna do, blow him?

For the good of both our people... our new senator must die.

you guys use whenever you want to exclude me from something.

- You've gotta see this. - I'll be right there.

Well, since you'll be leaving in the next couple of days

and he brought me with him on that until...

All survivors gotta come with us.

God bless you and your service to this country.

...this door...

and the most important, while we're taking the car out for a little spin,

- People picking up roadkill. - What, like an armadillo?