Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, if you ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.

they brought on Lee Majors and I doubled him.

Sounds like a stripper.

michael o'brian had omens with fried egg brials and double OD dirrheoa sauce from the pan on for breakfast. katelyn o'brian had eyes gouged out with her meds out from the train track song on for breakfast.

as... Fu Manchu.

Hey, this is... my UT days, Arlene.

- Damn good sausage link, JT. - Best in Texas.

Go out to a movie.

Yeah, when I became a Secret Service agent, they gave me a license.

unless you can drive a Detroit muscle car.

You ain't that fucking hard. I ain't getting that shit.

your car didn't have a passenger seat.

Now, there is one thing that every girl in the whole world whose name is Shanna

What, so you didn't watch John Hughes movies?

OK, I want to get back to what it is you did do.

- Hey, baby.. - How are you?

then why did he fuck Daryl Hannah's stand-in?

What did he get you?

Of course, I did. I'm a girl. But I also watched car shit, too.

Incredible. They were completely milked over, mustard gas.

- Where the hell is Lanna Frank? - That's a good fucking question.

No, no, no! No! God...

We're here in quarantine with the other survivors.

- and you're on your last leg. - Anything else?

But you know...

Yeah, I think he knew.

- Don't blaspheme. - Sorry.

Don't scream for help.

Son of a bitch!

Were and had being the key words here.

Where the hell are the bodies?

- Shit! - Shit! Oh, shit!

Oh, come on. Give me a break.

I swore to my men that I'd do everything in my power to keep them alive.

Get away from us, you cocksucker!

- You wanna get hot? You wanna get hot? - You fucking son of a bitch.

Try not to shoot yourselves.

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I really think one human being will be collateral enough.

What do you want to do?

How in the fuck do you expect to do that?

... I'll never see you again.

- So back home... - I'm sorry. Where's home?

Let me see your last three messages.

Here I stick my neck out for ya.

You're timing couldn't be better, Zoë.

And that now they're gone?

- You like Ava Gardner? - Sorry?

- I need someone else to drive my truck! - I'll do it.

Yeah. I don't know, uh... I don't know how they did it. Just, they got out...

Nitrous injected, 350 horsepower engine.

Cherry Darling.

What's your name again?

Oh, shit! Goddamn it!

How about enlightening us on what it is you did do?

No, it sounds like a go-go dancer. There's a difference.

Tony, what did I tell you? You can't bring them all. Didn't I tell you that?

No! If we all get killed, there's no stopping this plague.

Tappin' that ass. Tappin' that ass! Tappin' it, tappin' it, tappin' it!

I don't want to fire your ass because I like looking at your ass.

Not to say I want to be his girlfriend, but if I did want to be his girlfriend,

- What's so special about tonight? - Been open 25 years.

from seth rogen, evan goldberg and the lonely island.. starbound (2018)

Four reasons, actually.

I've let him hold my hand.

You just sit in the back and I don't wanna hear a peep outcha ass boy, if you do?, You and i are gon mix it up a lil bit Bitch put my ass in the back?, you ain't no Morgan Freeman and this damn sure ain't no fukkin Driving Miss Daisy

When I knew I was coming here, I went online and found out

Do you know what a go-go dance is?

But if you don't, everybody in Austin's gonna think you a chickenshit.

Is that the girl from the billboard outside?

The sheriff must've taken the others to JT's. Get in!

- Shanna Banana? - Another big-ass Long Island iced tea.

DA says there ain't no crime here.

...some geek comes over trying to be cool,

Truthfully, I'm not thinking about it.

Bill Moseley...

...they just fucked with the wrong Mexican.

You were supplying it to them.

Thanks honey. You're gonna play it next song, right?

And on my birthday, he'd give me a fucking phone call.

He was causing a ruckus over at Skip's place, so I cuffed him,

Take a picture, it'll last longer.

I don't wear their teeth marks on my butt for nothing.

that the eating of venison has risen 30 percent in the last few years.

I'm going to give you a very strong anesthetic

We gotta fight them off. Get to our vehicles.

Hmm, really? Like what?

But he fucked another woman on my birthday.

We take you along, you don't say shit. You don't even say crap.

Y'all grew up watching that Pretty in Pink shit.

Give me that recipe or I'll raise your rent higher than a Georgia pine.

Well, damn, if ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.

It's just a stripped radiator cap.

...but I ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper.

I don't want you checking out just...

Just do me a favor right now and just stay strong.

Whew! That was a close one.

- What happened? - What, with Zoë the cat?

- Give me your belt. - Oh.

...kind of look like Ava Gardner a little bit.

That means my yellow friend is already taking effect.

...what name do you go by now? In case I wanna catch one of your shows.

I mean it this time.. I need a dramatic change in my life.

Looks like she could suck the bend out of a river. I'm kidding.

Tonight is a special night.

Goddamn it, wait for me.

will give you a better idea of what you have in store for you.

- No dead bodies for Da-da tonight. - No dead bodies for Dad tonight. Amen.

She got a black girl's ass.

Why would I do something stupid like that?

they would've had to helicopter me out of there.