Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, beggars can't be choosers.
Woo-hoo!
I was gonna give it to you, but you left me.
And the little bullet hits you right there.
You know, a bar offers all kind of things other than alcohol.
- I'm sorry! - What?
I get it right there out of the dam.
Well, that's what stuntmen do.
They found my supply. It's under our feet.
- I'll crack your back. - You'll crack it anyway.
Where are my wife and daughter?
So, is Butterfly your real name?
You know how people say... You're OK in my book?
I listened to Jungle Julia's show this morning.
Um... Ain't you supposed to be my slave or some shit?
- You certainly have. - So...
My blue friend... you'll barely feel.
Oh, come on, my ass. We said every time!
...and probably die.
Don't even breathe.
Yes. Now, do I approve? No.
I got shit on my mind.
You'll come home for the holidays... in a body bag.
We're making the coolest movie and partying all the time.
...but I ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper.
Come over already. We're waiting for you.
- Meow. She's not a hippie. - She might as well be a hippie.
OK, mommy, listen up.
if I fucked him, I wouldn't be his girlfriend. I'd be one of his regulars.
Please don't dead-end. Please don't dead-end.
- Dr. Block?? - What?
- A gun. - It's simplicity itself.
- You've seen this guy before? - Outside of Guero's.
wasn't supposed to be the one to punch his dialysis ticket.
- No protection. - And she's fast.
Oh, Jesus. How'd you treat it?
Meet me at my brother's!
Kim, dick department. Let's hear it.
- I made you laugh. - Go to the ocean.
It's the easiest thing to remember.
Comedian Comedian
I heard what you said. I just can't believe what you said.
Y'all, I think I hear a car coming.
See them in love.
Is that jealousy I detect?
I'm so sorry. I really am.
Don't get worked up enough to crack it.
director wants to put a camera in the car, shoot the crash from the inside.
- Nice.. - Nice.
- Your ass gonna do it. - Yeah, you'll ask pretty please, bitch.
What did I tell you no drinking the Grimace shake at the table W a a a a a a a a I hate you Mom and you're going to watch the Simpsons get pulled over by stupid tree and vape
- Fuck you!! - Oh, my God!
So Zoë, you thought about what you want to do first?
And I have promises to keep And miles to go before I sleep
Did I miss my chance?
- Don't worry, baby.
Can we finish this conversation somewhere else?
Do the same goddamned thing the blood did.
Oh, hey, that's your last billboard before Guero's.
You guys look like shit.
The great mouse detective rio death proof!
Because you're insane.
( GUNSHOT ) Ow! Fuck!
with Chris and Jesse, tell them about later, and make damn sure they come.
Those other guys'll be waiting for us to join them at the Texas Chili Parlor.
- Have you let him do anything? - Yes!
Fuck you, motherfucker! Fuck you!
What?
I'm riding with you.
I'm not done with your ass now, motherfucker. I love your ass!
- Shit! Here he comes! - Zoë! Fuck!
- You're a dancer. - I was earlier tonight.
- And what would that be? - Get famous.
What if it's Dad?
No worries, mate. I've got it all worked out.
♪ Machete ♪
she doesn't really have a black girl's ass.
but from your look, I can tell nobody pestered you at all.
Uh-uh, no dick this trip.
doesn't mean I have lost my goddamn mind.
OK, my name is Electra. Fucking listen.
But you have to be real nice to me for the whole rest of the time I'm here.
- How are you gonna do that? - Ah! That's my problem.
Look at me!
Brother, ain't no Texan's ever gonna give you his BBQ recipe.
The festivities have begun.
Well, damn, if ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.
Kowalski from Vanishing Point. Mate, it's a fucking classic.
- Don't you mean See you later? - Of course.
And if they were out on the town maybe they'd see us,
...the weary...
What the fuck are you guys doing?
Fair enough. So what's your name, Icy?
I'm OK!
- What about my pocket bike? - It's in the trunk.
That's what we wanted to show you. They're gone.
- He's getting his dick wet, sir. - Get him the fuck down here now!
- What are you doing, JT? - I gotta put more salt in it.
I can fly, but no way in hell I'm gonna fly tonight.
Tool.
And we really hate it when you call us Shauna.
I'd stand clear if I were you.
- I like how you say fuck. - Good. Fuck you.
I find the lost...
- Ain't no way I'm doing Ship's Mast. - For Christ's sake...
Just reach up.
Well, dam, if you ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.
Where's the leg?
- Don't let her die on me, Block. - What do we got?
Zoë!!
Why don't you go get ready for your lap dance?
- It's like connecting the dots. - I'm not that optimistic.
You, Skip, front and center.
No, she didn't.
She said at some point in your life...
Zoë is amazing. I mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness.
- Where are y'all going? - You stay put.
I won't be getting fresh, putting my hand on your knee.
- About three months. - Who'd you steal him from?
And I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep
that puts them past the point of fuck-it.
I ain't giving nobody no lap dance 'cause of what you said.
- 'Cause you're a mom. - Yeah.
Jesus fucking Christ, it's about time!
...shit?
...prepare to have the stuffing scared out of you.
...Thanksgiving.
That's pretty fast.
I repeat, never call a Kiwi an Aussie.
Ass-bag!
we weren't supposed to be there, and I sure as fuck
- They call that the thing? - I call it the thing.
Right.
When he urinated it came out through these holes here, like a fountain.
Thank you. Yeah, thank you.
What's Vanishing Point?