Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You speak Russian, right?

- Okay, Anna, listen... - No! You fucked up this entire trial.

Guess it's my turn to make the H&M run.

Have a good vacation. You earned it.

Not. One. Dollar.

I let you take the stand

[door opens and closes]

- What's it say? Give it. - Stop it. You're not in here much.

- Not that I recall. - [Todd] Spa treatments? Facials?

So long as your checks don't bounce.

I am a director.

It wasn't a crime when Sinatra did it.

[clerk] Count seven, charging the defendant with theft of services,

[sighs] That's the goal.

I'm taking the stand, you incompetent ape.

I'm getting on a plane for Mexico in five hours. Come what may.

Stopping at nothing to get a loan from Fortress?

It was mine. The white dress Anna wore.

An immigrant kid, who came to this country for the American dream...

[Kacy] Neither.

It's not just my reputation, asshole,

because they wanted to be in business with her.

So we shift strategy.

So ten counts against Anna, right?

Ladies and gentlemen, it has been a very difficult job.

[Vadim speaks Russian]

and now, now I look like a fucking hack because I can't control my client.

Can they find where I live? They know where I work.

and, from what I can tell, they only remember mistakes,

How drunk are you?

- This is our show. - And did you see?

[indistinct conversation]

On October 11th, 1944,

Oh, I just... it's just, I... this could take a while.

Guilty or not guilty?

Whatever it takes, right?

I'll bet it's ringing.

He's a nice guy.

[cell phone ringing]

Everyone's going to hate me after I testify.

So Vadim, the thing is, your daughter is a little distraught.

I've been held up at gunpoint in this courtroom,

The jury loved her.

We learned a lot about your bio from your testimony.

I think that some members of the media might wish to speak to you as well.

The Sinatra defense. Bold.

I don't have the words, and I should because words are my job,

I understand all that.

Everyone lies a little bit.

you were never dangerously close to committing any of those crimes.

Uh, we're going to need art directors, photographers...

If you have a reasonable doubt as to her intent,

fortified by kindness, and tell your story...

And don't let the jumbo size fool you.

- Brought you lunch... - You can't, I can update you.

I also beat two out of three of your biggest charges.

Whether it's on a resumé, or a sales pitch, or on social media.

so half a dozen of your law school classmates

Here, have at it.

You got the funds?

and it's all due to a celebrity stylist.

and fucking raids fucking hotel mini-bars

[theme music playing]

Team Anna is this side.

but given the stresses of a trial like this,

This may be your reputation...

I find it far more immediate than texting.

They literally fainted.

- I did. - Did the defendant pay for these services?

- What did Natasha say? - She texted, she dropped the clothes off.

Even your father is done with this shitty act of yours.

[car door closes]

Till then, always a pleasure, Miss Karen,

Apparently she wore white on the day of her closing arguments.

Well, it's either that or divorce.

I'm going to be wildly, deeply unhappy.

You can probably blame me for that.

[closing theme music playing]

I want sand in my toes and margaritas in both hands.

before Paul gives your desks away to the interns.

A road to nowhere paved with naiveté and good intentions.

Do you believe your lies?

Please don't wrap the flag around this psycho.

I sent a hand-written forget-me-not note with,

And I want to mention something about the media.

And that is that the defendant is guilty

This whole shebang hangs on two words,

I do understand.

I mean, this chick's amazing.

Since Vivian's not typing, I'm making a green tea run. Anybody?