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Stay tuned for The Mattel And Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour.
- [Chitters] - [Sighs]
And now, Kidz Newz. ## [Singing Melody]
- We're cutting 10 minutes from your show. - Well, I guess...
- [Gasps] My board! - It's Willie's board now.
- I'll be in makeup. - [Door Closes]
That's Kidz Newz. Good night.
[Whimpering]
Botched face-lift. You could learn a lot from him, Maryann.
You know, Bart, if we combine your showmanship with my integrity...
Help? You destroyed my house...
I'm proud of you, honey.
Bart Simpson telling you to lock the doggy in the barn...
I quit.
I tell ya, it's the tightest three hours and 10 minutes on TV.
reporting.
so he can be rehabilitated and get a second chance.
- [Crash, Audio Cuts Out] - Oh, no.
Well, If I'm guilty of anything, maybe it's caring too much.
From now on, you're Lisa's coanchor.
[Bell Dings]
In any language it spells mazuma in the bank.
I don't need a coanchor. I'm a straight-A student.
Back off, Bart. This may be the only chance I get...
- And so on. - [Groans]
All right. I'll read one comic just to get me rollir.
[Birds Chirping]
And now, Bart's been looking into that alleged ham salad...
You've absolutely no reason to be jealous.
as a second-grader to produce my own TV show...