Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Tires Squealing]

Thank you. Our top story today-

You're finally giving something back to the community...

the American flag doesn't contain the word "Jordache."

[Monkey Chittering]

and they've asked me to select an outstanding student to be anchorchild.

Groundskeeper Willie, furious with the government that let him down.

I got him after a robber shot me six times...

Is there a problem, honey?

on this chalk shortage as it continues.

You did this, Bart Simpson!

Uh, they serve as seeing eyes for the blind, sir.

That’s not nice

Mr. Brockman, I need your help. I've got to become...

And she'll make a fine piece of kindlir.

Helper monkey, eh?

but if you don't mind...

Well, I'm sorry you couldn't feel for old Joe.

[Imitating Farts]

Well, we used to date. Plus, he threatened me.

Human interest stories. They tug at the heart and fog the mind.

and did a different kind of story.