Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Man, you'd think the quality would dip after 5,500 shows.

- I'm Bart Simpson. - Stop talking like that. Stop it.

[Sniffles] Excellent.

and left me for dead.

Don't trust mice. Cats are made of glass.

[Grunts] I'll have to eat my way out.

tell me who I selected to be lunchroom monitor.

- [Sobs] - [Applause]

and now he just lies there struggling to breathe.

Do you want to hear my award-winning secret?

Oh, that’s gotta hurt

Sure. I'll just stand here.

All over town, kids are just waking up from their naps cranky and hungry for the news.

But in a way, isn't he everyone's son?

My shack! My beautiful shack!

- Bart, get out of my anchor chair. - Silence, Octopussy.

I want you to take that monkey back...

Sorry, Bart, but you've gotta take some things seriously.

“Ew. Uh, I’m so scared, Milhouse.”

'cause here comes dodgeball action.

[Groans] Stop that. You're a helper monkey.

which has delighted young Americans for lo these past six years...

This time you're in for it, Bart.

no one's the wiser.

- [Groans] - [Yelps]

[Nervous Chuckle] They also have Memorial Day.

- [Knocking] - Sorry. Willie can't hear ya.

They don't believe kids are learning anything from Itchy and Scratchy.

[Tires Screeching]

Well, don't worry about sports. I got that covered.

[Scoffs] Well, she's not the boss of me!

Pray for JavaOne

Shut up! I'm trying to watch this.