Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, maybe even Tom Landry.
I left when I was three days old, okay?
- Hank, should I? - Shut up, Dale.
Well, I guess that's a relief.
- That's Lopez? - He knows too much.
Well, it wasn't a state yet.
[Hank screaming]
Hell, I know it's him.
Godpeggy Whatifimachris
Or should I say yadda-yadda-yadda?
Now, Hank, if being born here is so important...
- No, my dad hates adopted children. - Exactly.
Hank, are you standing on the cable?
If I don't watch my weight, they're gonna cut off my foot.
whose parentage is, let's face it, a question mark.
You know, Colonel, your boy should have come up by now.
Who'd believe you'd be man enough to kill Castro?
That's nice. Now, give me the gun.
I don't mean that.
- I'm from New York. - Get out!
It rained for 17 days straight at Guadalcanal.
Hank!
I never told you because I didn't think you were man enough to handle it.
Make you look like a real Texan.