Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

God, maybe I really am adopted!

So, the pig squealed?

Mineral Vicious Water

like I wanted for my ninth birthday, right?

If I could just shove you back in your mother...

I have a doctor's appointment. I got adult-onset diabetes.

- Now, who's Lopez? - Yeah, well...

that you haven't humiliated me.

Erwin, get in here and give me a hand.

Oh, my goodness! The cradle of Texas liberty.

- You're a patsy from New York. - Patsy?

Don't pretend you were looking out for me.

You just need what Mom likes to call closure.

[Dale whistling]

Sorry about this, Mr. Crockett.

First we got to figure out the direction of the wind.

I'm pretty sure the license people are gonna need to see a birth certificate.

COTTON: Tillie had always wanted to see New York City.

Well, either this is your dream and I am in it...

And they are New York as all get out.

And it's puzzle day at the rec center.

Now what does a newspaper have to--