Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"I'm Not A New Yorker. I Became A Texan When I Ate The Worm."
Topsy, remember that thing we said we were gonna do but never did?
That is a capital idea with a capital
It's your fault I was born in New York and I can't drive my truck...
That's enough, Dad.
Your birth certificate?
No, I'm not a native Texan, I'm just a Texan.
Hey, when you were packing up the house in Houston...
"we are all precious in His sight."
God, Peggy. What if I'm a Chris?
And I am a Texan, too.
TILLIE: Hello? HANK: Mom?
I'm gonna finish that son of a bitch lighthouse.
God, Peggy, what if I'm a Chris?
If I didn't know those two hadn't spoken in four years...
I was born in New York City, of your seed.
As you know, he's half Mexican, half Cuban.
- Ever think about moving back? - No!
I always knew the day would come...
Which is why Cotton treats your brother G.H...
Dammit Dale You Giiblethead!