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We are so fucking
like Death Row Records.
- Listen up!
- Goddammit! Why is the answer always fucking jazz?
[rumbling]
- Okay, that is way too bleak for me.
- This is the only place that has a strong enough power outlet
- I can't be talking to any students today.
COOKE: Did I burn down the girls' bathroom
- What in the fuck are you two cocknobbers doing in the hallway?
Ow, ow, ow, I said.
- Come on, if we wanna get out of here, we have to jump into the paintings.
- See, Kevin, that's how you land like a boss.
You've killed everybody else!
then end up on the street,
KORVO: Planet Shlorp was the perfect utopia
but his Dad was a big fat piece of shit.
- Everyone freeze! Child Protective Services!
[tires squealing]
- Doy. I never said I was a kid.
What's our plan to save the day?
I froze up. But Dolly didn't.
♪
- Ugh. Even basic thinks this is basic.
TOUR GUIDE: Fun fact, the tunnel scenes for Daylight were filmed right here
- Have you just been sitting around here all day getting dirty, ya little shit?
[engine revving]
[all screaming]
Franklin, get him ready for transport.
- Okay, but I thought we couldn't call them "special" anymore
- BevMo Card, Kleenex, ticket stub to a Counting Crows concert,
- How do we get out of here?
The main men, the stinkiest poops.
You can see it in his eyes. I'm worried he won't make it.
Switchy!
so I know what to do.
Trust me, they are going to do terrible stuff to you
Please don't tell on me.
- I learned that from Dolly Parton on the set of Rhinestone