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- Uh, sure. He's a CPA, woo!
what
- Only one way to find out who's a kid and who's not.
Don't you know who I am? I'm Korvo! I do the hero shit around here!
sucking and fucking their way to a dollar and a cent.
[SCREAMING]
I'm the leader now. L-let's go.
- Yes! Cooke must have so much residual anger and regret
Now I kinda like him. - Me too!
- Pshhh. Ahh.
or we're gonna end up just like that sad bastard.
I just had to do what a leader does.
making beef stew on my hot plate?
- We've found you a great home with a very nice couple.
[metallic creaking]
All my life, I thought I was the one that should have died in that Mrs. Fields.
- Hot dog consensually railing a cupcake!
[stammers] This is ridiculous.
Hey, w-will you autograph my neck?
[Stallone grunts] - That asshole ran off and left me to die!
in an impossible situation.
This is my partner, Officer McGar.
Definitely in need of a large glass of scotch.
- Okay, now boy alien tell girl alien how gross her ankles are.
- [Dr. Weatherstone gasps] Oh wow, that's fucking classy.
- Wow. I just thought Principal Cooke was a big bag of sad
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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And those dick-faced alien kids run around all day with no supervision.
was the beef stew good?
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