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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, this one? You want this one? Okay.
- Stop it! Stop it all of you!
- That's just 'cause I love Steve Zahn.
[playing off-tune]
- Is this part of the tour?
It's a red velvet cupcake so you know it's c-lassy.
- Don't fucking touch me, Sylvester Stallone.
[groaning]
Like, um, heat signatures. Huh? Huh? That's pretty cool.
[playing off-tune]
I got my Switch, and they let me paint my accent ceiling any color I want!
I got a hankering for a Salisbury Steak or maybe some Sand Dabs.
Oh wow, that’s fucking classy
Scrippity-doo-doo, bee-bop!
[indiscernible radio chatter]
[rumbling]
When we first met,
Ahh, you broke my Pipe-r Perabo!
Last one to the school bus is a deviled egg!
This is-- this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?
- What about Deuce Bigalow? He was the lead in that one.
- Huh?
- But we do have time for me to make a dramatic speech.
- Wait, I know what this is. It's Super Mario 64, right?
- Elizabeth Banks? Emma Stone? - Nah.
They're a secret group that protects specials like you.
- This is for the best.
[door opens, closes]
- I don't know boomer shit like that!
- I love it when a theme comes together!
That's my side hustle. Let me know.
Would you give me that! - Suck a big dick!
- It's called plausible deniability, bitches!
Wait for it. - Wh-wh-what's the signal?
[farts]
[roars]
- Pfft! That sounds super fucking lame.
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