Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Shut up, you guys. - He's dead, Cartman.
We interrupt this program to bring you loud static.
Have you ever had something happen but nobody believed you?
- Why don't you get the fat kid? - Why?
It’s actually directed towards the shows creat
- He's still there. - Don't worry.
- They gave you an anal probe, Cartman? - No! I mean, why would they do that?
Would you stop going on about your brother?
The bus will be here. Cartman's still gone.
Shut up. You're trying to scare me, and it's not working.
- I'm sure glad that's over with. - Boy, am I glad to see you, Ike!
No! This is my lolly!
You're Watching Friends On NBC You're Watching South Park On Comedy Central
Come on, children, what can be so bad? It's Salisbury-steak day.
- Ready, Annie? Kick the baby. - Don't kick the baby.
IKE.... DO YOUR IMPERSONATION OF TEXAS TECH'S MBB SEASON TICKET #'s
Fire Drill, Fire Drill! Everybody Out!
This isn't unusual. Cows turn themselves inside out all the time.
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How about a nice chocolate chicken potpie then?
And now, a fireside chat with the creators of South Park:
- Find him! - Mr. Garrison won't let us go.
- Sure. You want some Cheesy Poofs too? - Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs.
You're Watching I Love Lucy On CBS You're Watching The Dick Van Dyke Show On CBS
This was the pilot, done before we had a series...
What are you doing eating Salisbury steak?
At first I was happy you took him, but I've learned something:
Then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.
You guys, My Rizz, Seriously CHUCKY YOU STOP ANNOYING ME
Guys, Furby is a 1998 robot
Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!
- Go home, you little dildo. - Dude, don't call my brother a dildo.
It's a explode mob from minecraft its called Creeper
- Ready, Buddy? Kick the buddy. - Don't kick the buddy.
Killer. Thanks, Chef.
- That's from two days ago! - What about that?
KYLE: You must be some kind of [Bleep] to ignore a crying child! STAN: Whoa, dude!